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Eminople and Terranihil
it is now a bannable offense to call my cell while im on the phone with my gf
- ofice of le chef console
Creeperopolis, Amaan Land, Eminople, Terranihil, and 2 othersMalgax, and Karimun Jawa
A woman spilled beer all over me at work. This is so awesome.
Eminople and Terranihil
Quebecshire oh ok.
July 11, 2020
After being arrested and being treated for in a hospital in Chalatenango for one day, Jacobo Graciani Juderías appeared at the capitol building of Castilliano, still in a hospital bed with doctors present to ensure he doesn't attempt suicide or have a medical emergency.
Camera crews were there ready and began filming the event. Emperor Alexander II appeared and spoke to the cameras, "Jacobo Graciani Juderías, a traitor to the Fatherland, a terrorist, a servant of Satan, has been captured. It is only fair that he be given a just trial, with an impartial judge, a proper prosecution team, and a jury of unbiased individuals."
At 1:30pm SLC, the trial began. The judge was Augusto Cabañeras Gutiérrez, the Minister of Defense of Creeperopolis. The prosecutor was Ricardo Oviedo Menanteau, the Field Marshal of the I Creeperian Army Corps. The jury consisted of 24 former members of the Council of Senators.
Oviedo Menanteau spoke:
"Jacobo Jerónimo Graciani Juderías, you have been accused of and charged with the following crimes against the Fatherland and the people of Creeperopolis: Apostasy, Attempting to Assassinating a Government Official, Blasphemy, Drug smuggling, Espionage, 89 counts of Murder, 94 counts of Attempted Murder, Practicing Atheism, Practicing Communism, Supporting Creeperian Opposition, Terrorism, Treason, High Treason, Waging war on God, and Waging war on the Empire, for your actions on June 18, 2013, in your attempted assassination of the Emperor."
Oviedo Menanteau argued for the prosecution for 30 minutes. After he was finished, Cabañeras Gutiérrez asked the jury if they believed Graciani Juderías was guilty. The 24 former Senators all agreed that Graciani Juderías was guilty on all charges.
Cabañeras Gutiérrez acknowledged the decision of the jury and ruled that Graciani Juderías was guilty of all the charges brought before him.
"I, Augusto Cabañeras Gutiérrez, the jury, and the Creeperian people find you, Jacobo Jerónimo Graciani Juderías, guilty on all charges brought before you. I hereby sentence you to...[Cabañeras Gutiérrez visibly takes out his phone and types something into a search engine] ...376,349,382...[Cabañeras Gutiérrez visibly types something else]...consecutive life sentences, effective immediately. Thank you everyone for being present today."
Graciani Juderías was returned to the hospital in Chalatenango for an additional hour and was driven to Santiago Matadeltinianos International Airport in Chalatenango and was flown to Casa de Martínez International Airport in Tuxtla Martínez. He is imprisoned at Tuxtla Martínez-Panachor Maximum Correctional Facility.
Quebecshire - cuz u like trials and legal stuff
Lyoa - cuz war
The constitutional republic of zion - cuz u accuse everything creeperopolis does is a kangaroo court for some reason i tbh dont understand ooc and ic
ooc the average life span in creeperopolis is like 73 or something so this guy is looking at 2.75x10^10 years imprisonment
Paleocacher, Protocol rendezvous, Gagium, The Legion of Mankind, and 1 otherLyoa
Ah yes 30 minute trial very fair indeed
PING ME ONE MORE TIME
DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO EDIT TAGS OUT OF POSTS, OR TO NOT QUOTE THE ENTIRE WALL OF TEXT?
JESUS CHRIST.
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Icaris, Amaan Land, and 3 othersGreater sacramento, Lyoa, and Karimun Jawa
neocons be like "im pro life" and then support the death penalty and a new war in the middle east
The New Fandom Republic, Xusma, Amaan Land, The constitutional republic of zion, and 2 othersEminople, and Furby island 1
The Aguadon Irrigators have signed Armando Rosales, a 23 year old forward who is only the 4th join the team. He is also only the 2nd forward
Please remove mentions when you quote posts unless they are relevant to your comment/IC response, thanks.
I apologize
Neolibs and Neocons be like “We are battling for the spirit of America”
And be literally two inches apart from eachother on the political compass
Creeperopolis be like I have no passions except for wiki and aggressively liking every rmb post
Icaris, Protocol rendezvous, and Karimun Jawa
Apologies for extra pings anyone is getting, just wanted to link the post here as well.
Link to original: page=rmb/postid=39664273
#freesci
LCN Lives Matter
Hands up, don't ban
The New Fandom Republic, Washingtonian republic, Quebecshire, Gagium, and 3 othersDragons of Power, Lyoa, and Karimun Jawa
Ping
Creeperopolis, Washingtonian republic, and Dragons of Power
Oh, yes. Good on him for continuing the push, I was too lazy to do so. You do realize most of us in this region tried to do that for you, but didn't care enough to press it enough because "you do you, I guess"
Logon There was no need for you to ping everyone mentioned in Furby’s post, and while you’re at it go find me an instance of me gloating about “getting away with stuff“
Creeperopolis, Dragons of Power, and Furby island 1
Nah it's totally cool to quote huge posts with tons of mentions in them, it never gets annoying ever
:screams in rp mentions:
Creeperopolis, Protocol rendezvous, Gagium, Dragons of Power, and 2 othersLyoa, and Karimun Jawa
i mean uve gloated every .000000000000000001 nanoseconds about how u destroyed the fcn (getting away with stuff) and are now in the inner circle of the totalitarian undemocratic dictatorship evil bad lcn evil palpatine circle so
edit: for legal reasons this is a joke
The New Fandom Republic, Spode Humbled Minions, Gagium, Dragons of Power, and 2 othersLyoa, and Karimun Jawa
Hail Quebecshire
Creeperopolis, Spode Humbled Minions, Terranihil, Quebecshire, and 2 othersDragons of Power, and Lyoa
So what you’re saying is quebec is more determined than the rest of you?
Am I missing context to the above conversation like que
Creeperopolis, Protocol rendezvous, Dragons of Power, and Karimun Jawa
People that get a life sentence usually deserve to die, feti on the contrary we're simply incepted.
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