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by The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt

i consider my dispatch a meh not too bad not too good

Königreich Etorischland (SR Version)

National Flag

Name: Kingdom of Etoria or Königreich Etorischland

Pixel count: 25,673

Year: Circa 2002

Government Type: Semi-Constitutional Monarchy

Leader: König Nicholas

Official Languages: Deutsch (German)

Political Freedoms: Extremely Limited only
when it comes to socialism and communism

Civil Rights: Average

Capital: Almein

Population: 180,000,000

Armed Forces Personell: 5,600,00

Currency: Pound and Piastres

National Animal: Königsadler

Motto: Der Preis der Größe heißt Verantwortung

Anthem

Royal Palace: Almein Palace

The Armed Forces (click the Image)

Current Ruling Party: Conservative

Humans and Neko Piechart

Recent History

An Etorian diplomatic envoy arrives at the Türük Confederation by plane and We propose a trade deal with TNP-ED
The details of the deal will be stated here

Quantity and duration: Etoria agrees to export up to 10k barrels of petrol per month to the Türük confederation

Quality assurance: the petrol exported by Etoria will meet the quality standards placed by the Türük confederation with inspections conducted by mutually agreed upon inspectors

Transportation: the parties will collaborate to ensure the safe transportation of petrol by established land routes with both parties sharing responsibility for any necessary infrastructure improvements or repairs

Pricing and payment: the means of pricing will be based on mutually agreed upon market rates at the time of each shipment

Dispute resolution: any disputes arising from this agreement shall be resolved through diplomatic means

Following the death of khedive farouk the House of Regal laid claim to the throne of Etoria later the house of Flanders also laid claim to the throne and shortly after the house of Clausewitz also laid claim to the throne the three houses not wanting to cause a war decided to settle the matter in a duel of swords to determine who is worthy of the throne the duel went for exactly 19 minutes and 56 seconds ans Nicholas the Fox-Man came out victorious König Nicholas later made Deutsch or German the ony official language since having three languages to write documents with did cause a little trouble in the bureaucracy

I thought a war would be Too complicated to write about so i decided its a duel instead

Alright i am going to send you the details of the deal in this spoiler

Quantity and duration: Etoria agrees to export up to 10k barrels of petrol per month to the Parouty

Quality assurance: the petrol exported by Etoria will meet the quality standards placed by Parouty with inspections conducted by mutually agreed upon inspectors

Pricing and payment: the means of pricing will be based on mutually agreed upon market rates at the time of each shipment

Dispute resolution: any disputes arising from this agreement shall be resolved through diplomatic means

Exporter: Etoria Accepts the deal
Importer: Parouty awaiting response

The United States of Steve World

The ministry of foreign affairs decided to suggest to the king the idea of signing a mutual defence Treaty with our new neighbours the Enclave King Nicholas reluctantly agreed to the proposal and an envoy was sent to the Enclave
On June 3rd 2002 an Etorian diplomatic envoy arrived at the Enclave to propose a meeting between König Nicholas and an Enclavian(?) official of sufficient authority to sign treaties to sign a mutual defence treaty, awaiting Enclavian response

Penguins States Of Antartica wrote:

As known, John Heney Eden accepted the proposal, and sent an enclavist colonel to meet König Nicholas at the citadel. On June 15th, the meeting would proceed as usual, a kindly talk and some tourism. After 10 hours of visit they would get to the point of an alliance between both countries. And the acceptation of enclave bases across Etoria, free trade, and military forces. Along side, they got to the point to discuss some terrorism problems the enclave. On June 16th, Nicholas would get to the envoy and go back to his natal country, with a new alliance. As mere military alliance, the enclave choose not only to the military one, also the civil one.

Read factbook

i am also applying for SR i TG-ed Blob Regulators

Thats not bad at all. Did he respond to your tg? Where did you claim?

Khedivate-of-Egypt

The Democratic Republic of Auflack

Auflack wrote:

Do you underestimate the power of soft tacos

*The Steves eat the soft tacos and Auflack's arm*

The Warlord Confederation of Ruskistania

Steve World wrote:

*The Steves eat the soft tacos and

Auflack's arm*

I'm a country you fool, I have no arms to be eaten. Only soft tacos.

The United States of Steve World

I kinda want to join sr rp but have absolutely no clue how

Auflack wrote:

I'm a country you fool, I have no arms to be eaten. Only soft tacos.

Then we ate some of your land....I guess.

Tastes like dirt and rocks.

The Tony Paporordia

The Water Dragon of Sash Lilac

Daily Quordle 837
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Gridland Empire

The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:

I'm good. I moved a couple days ago. You?

good

The Teutonic Kingdom

Steve World wrote:

Then we ate some of your land....I guess.

Tastes like dirt and rocks.

Tastes like Uranium

Kabarovsk

Laforeia wrote:

Daily Quordle 837
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I do not understand Quordle,
I mean I get how I'm supposed to do it, but I just can't :'(

Gridland Empire wrote:

Bruh, I've made it about 8 hours prior ☠️
Oh that's right you can't log on discord to see it
Hollup lemme send you the template

Ohhh, uh... in my defense, you're not advertising it enough 'w'

Gridland Empire

Laforeia wrote:

Ohhh, uh... in my defense, you're not advertising it enough 'w'

I'm a busy boy,
I got a life to live lmao

The Democratic Republic of Auflack

The Tony Paporordia wrote:

Tastes like Uranium

Oh so that's why I've been getting a fever over by Skallytown

The Tony Paporordia

Gridland Empire wrote:

I'm a busy boy,
I got a life to live lmao

Pfft, imagine having a life

Gridland Empire and The Tony Paporordia

Laforeia wrote:

Ohhh, uh... in my defense, you're not advertising it enough 'w'

Also it's a bit difficult for me to advertise in the basement with one hand -w-
The internet is not great here
The internet is not great here

The Juche People's Republic of Divided Free Land

Laforeia wrote:

Pfft, imagine having a life

you are the person I least expected to say this lmfao

Laforeia and Gridland Empire

The Roll of Tape

The Democratic Republic of Ereena

Good afternoon, nerds

Laforeia and Gridland Empire

Laforeia wrote:

Ereena I think my phone ran out of battery because it just shut on me, and I can't seem to turn it back on

I don't have a charger on me, so I might have to talk again on Discord about the SR map plans once I get the hold of one or after school ;<;"

i think im slightly late :sob:
im still looking for a tool to count pixels so i can draw your claim

The Democratic Republic of Auflack

The Wolves from the😅 of Ayuzhhhhh

These forum posts scare me

Ayuzhhhhh's Weather Update:

Current temperature: 21.8°C
Feels like: 22°C
Humidity: 88%

Saturday-11^thMay
Mostly Cloudy.Rain Chances

Min: 20°C
Max: 27°C
Rain: 67%
Wind: 12-29 km/h
UV Index: Medium,7

Daily Summary -Friday-10^th May

Min: 19.2°C
Max: 30.0°C
Rain Recorded: 0.2 mm

Ethnon, Laforeia, Gridland Empire, The Tony Paporordia, and 1 otherSteve World

Tape wrote:

Good afternoon, nerds

Good evening fellow nerd

Laforeia wrote:

Pfft, imagine having a life

That was personal >:(

The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon

The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt

Ethnon Weather Check:

Today
23° 13°
Sunny intervals.
Sunrise:
05:29
Sunset:
20:51

Wales weather forecast
Friday 10 May - Tuesday 14 May

Staying dry and feeling warm overnight.

This Evening and Tonight:
Staying dry overnight with clear spells across the region. Light winds will allow some localised mist and fog to develop by dawn. Feeling warm despite the clear skies. Minimum temperature 8 °C.

Saturday:
Remaining dry to start the weekend with blue skies and prolonged sunshine. Fair weather cloud may bubble up through the day but feeling pleasantly warm with light winds. Maximum temperature 23 °C.

Outlook for Sunday to Tuesday:
Heavy and thundery showers likely on Sunday before rain and blustery winds return from the southwest on Monday and Tuesday and feeling cooler than in recent days.

Ayuzhhhhh, Laforeia, Gridland Empire, and The Tony Paporordia

The Centralist Republic of Kabarovsk

Western Vapia wrote:

Thats not bad at all. Did he respond to your tg? Where did you claim?

he asked me if i wanted the borders to look better and i said yes

"Map claim"
https://i.ibb.co/MBBnjcB/Untitled1-20240510113928.png" -me

"I cant say my claims look good since i made them using something that isnt a Pen" -me

"Did You Want Me To Make Your Claim Look A Bit Better On The Borders Or No?" -Blob Regulator

Western Vapia

Edited

The Tony Paporordia wrote:

Tastes like Uranium

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road
I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop
At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick
On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well, you pack up your things
You head out again
Into some unknown spot where nobody's been
You reach the spot where your fortune lies
You find it's been staked by 17 other guys
Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit
That bug's done caught me and I've been bit
So with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand
I'll keep right on stakin' that government land

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

The Tony Paporordia