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Good morning TNP!

Territorio di Nessuno, Longsword01, Mzeusia, Latin Islands, and 2 othersNordic-British Union, and Tsardom of leonlandia

Zazumo wrote:Good morning TNP!

Hello!

Zazumo and Longsword01

Zazumo wrote:Good morning TNP!

Greetings Zazumo! Currently, Territorio di Nessuno is in the antarctic, we have a fire raging across the TNP and there’s a new delicacy called roast lion.
*runs away in panic

Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, and Longsword01

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Hello!

Hola! o/

How are you?

Territorio di Nessuno and Longsword01

Longsword01

Nordic-British Union wrote:That’s not too bad.....
*throws Territorio di Nessuno in
Alright that should be fine

Not gonna happen on my watch * Harpoons Territorio di Nessuno in the his crown jewels pulls him out of the water puts him on a cooking spit* now he should be warned up and feeling better in no time if not I can cook my mums famous sea monster stew.

Longsword01 wrote:Not gonna happen on my watch * Harpoons Territorio di Nessuno in the his crown jewels pulls him out of the water puts him on a cooking spit* now he should be warned up and feeling better in no time if not I can cook my mums famous sea monster stew.

*steals Crown Jewels
“Now I am truly British.”

Krropezka wrote:When Are You Going To Finish Writing Legislation?
It's Never Done! YOU'RE Fired!

I'm never finished writing legislation!

Nordic-British Union wrote:He’s still here as Frekatt, apparently mods locked him out without reason.

Mods usually have a reason for what they do.

Lorigia

Praeceps wrote:I'm never finished writing legislation!Mods usually have a reason for what they do.

Well we don’t know cause he never mentioned it, and I believe we probably shouldn’t ask him about it.

Praeceps and Lorigia

Tsardom of leonlandia

Zazumo wrote:Good morning TNP!

Good (time is just a human construction, made by us to try to explain the world, so this doesn't matter) to you,too!

Zazumo and Longsword01

Nordic-British Union wrote:*steals Crown Jewels
“Now I am truly British.”

That's not what I meant I said I hit him in the crown jewles also give that back I stole them first * tackles Nordic-union into Flufflies cage* Here Fluffy come here girl got you a new friend just don't swallow him whole this time * giant sea serpent starts circling*

Nordic-British Union wrote:Well we don’t know cause he never mentioned it, and I believe we probably shouldn’t ask him about it.

If he wants to share he can.

I just don't want people reading the RMB to start thinking the mods take action as they please and without reason.

Puczovska wrote:No supporting them against the red menace, then?

Err....yeeeess?
*discreetly sneaks a few dozen crates of AUGs in a “confidential” location

Longsword01 wrote:That's not what I meant I said I hit him in the crown jewles also give that back I stole them first * tackles Nordic-union into Flufflies cage* Here Fluffy come here girl got you a new friend just don't swallow him whole this time * giant sea serpent starts circling*

*Panics ,turns into a dragon, burns cage and flies away
“Thank goodness for that national animal”

Lorigia

Lorigia wrote:Oh yeah I got a girl's phone number!

Your mom does not count.

Alunya, Praeceps, Latin Islands, Lorigia, and 2 othersNordic-British Union, and Great algerstonia

Zazumo wrote:Hola! o/

How are you?

A bit tired, and sleepy.

How about you?

Nordic-British Union wrote:He’s still here as Frekatt, apparently mods locked him out without reason.

Praeceps wrote:Mods usually have a reason for what they do.

Nordic-British Union wrote:Well we don’t know cause he never mentioned it, and I believe we probably shouldn’t ask him about it.

But he did mention it...

Fizban wrote:Uh oh. Kronica did a done good that made mods mad...

Miruma wrote:What???

NO!!! Kron!!!

Edit: What did he even do?

Vjorkland wrote:I used the [warn] tag to play around and poof, suddenly banned.

Miruma wrote:What warn tag?

Vjorkland wrote:The tag mods use to highlight texts like "Warned for Trolling" in forums.

It is considered bad form to impersonate a game or forum moderator.

>^,,^<
Alunya

Territorio di Nessuno, Praeceps, Fizban, Estantia, and 1 otherMiruma

Longsword01 wrote:Not gonna happen on my watch * Harpoons Territorio di Nessuno in the his crown jewels pulls him out of the water puts him on a cooking spit* now he should be warned up and feeling better in no time if not I can cook my mums famous sea monster stew.

*Searches Crown Jewels
*starts regretting
Alright, I think we’ll stick to the first definition and assume Nessie is royalty, alright?

Alunya and Miruma

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:A bit tired, and sleepy.

How about you?

I'm good just about to head out.

And thanks for letting Deerfenland use your credit card to throw a pizza party.

Oh what's that? Gotta go now, byee! >:D

Zazumo wrote:I'm good just about to head out.

And thanks for letting Deerfenland use your credit card to throw a pizza party.

Oh what's that? Gotta go now, byee! >:D

*card rejected*

Still waiting on that pizza delivery?

>^,,^<
Alunya

Zazumo wrote:I'm good just about to head out.

And thanks for letting Deerfenland use your credit card to throw a pizza party.

Oh what's that? Gotta go now, byee! >:D

Oh no problem, Fiji said he was a pleasure for him.

Longsword01

Nordic-British Union wrote:Err....yeeeess?
*discreetly sneaks a few dozen crates of AUGs in a “confidential” location
*Panics ,turns into a dragon, burns cage and flies away
“Thank goodness for that national animal”

* fires 500 dragon proof heat seeking steel nets at Nordic-British Union*
[b]

Nordic-British Union wrote:*Searches Crown Jewels
*starts regretting
Alright, I think we’ll stick to the first definition and assume Nessie is royalty, alright?

No I said the Harpoon hit him in the crown jewles it's more entertaining and if he is royalty then Fluffy will have to taste Territorio di Nessuno and depending on how he tastes she will decide if he is good or evil royal if good then she plays with him in her mouth then let's him eventually out when she gets bored if he is evil she will wrap around him then light chew on him then swallow him whole and if he survives then he has a second chance to be good royalty.

Necerierra

Necerierra wrote:

"Good Morning Dear Ladies." said a certain short-haired woman named Brunhild Franke to the squad. "Are you guys ready for your next destination? We still have a lot of 'sponsorhip' to do." She gives each of them a flyer, a promo and advert for Necerierra..."Hmmm Mama Franke..." Akagi von Asthea comes forward. "Yes my little NekoGirl? You want to do more for this?" "No...No, it is that...We have decided to train. For real this time ." Akagi looks down, she knows that the whole team will get a scolding.

"WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL JINGO?!?!" and there it is, "Do you know how much money the government has spend to send all of you here?" Mama Franke throws the flyer away, "A Lot, Goddamn Lot!" she hits a table near her. "Mama Franke we have to do this. We...We can go through the group stage if we win this one." argued Zilgoum Masood, the midfielder "I don't care! The Higher-ups will be furious if they know this! And who will they argue and complain to? Me! Your Mama!" The whole squad looks down. It is not every day seeing such a kind Mama to be so angry today. "Who is the one suggesting this? Move forward...Move Forward!" The first minute is full of silence, the footballers subtlely looking at each other...One of them, Seraphina Hildebrant, a Striker, finally moves forward, "I am the one who suggested this Mama..." Before Mama reacts...a Neko Goalkeeper, Akagi von Asthea also steps forward, "No Hilde-chan, I am the one who did it." Akagi no! This isn't the way to go! Seraphina screams inside.

"I do it Mama, don't hear this" "No Mama, Hilde is lying, I did it!" "me" "Me." "ME!" Befoe long it becomes a battle of...accusing themselves as the convict. "Enough enough!" Mama Franke suddenly interferes, "For all I know, both of you are in the wrong. Go here..." Mama orders them to go near her...Slaps! a slap to Seraphina...and SLAPS! another one to Akagi. Both of it leaves a huge red mark on her cheeks. "I don't care about what you guys do...You can go F*** yourself..." Mama Franke looks to her side, "You are a grown-up, You have a free will of choice" The Squads get this as a signal that they are allowed to train, "I have done my job as your coach, but as a fellow Necerierran and friend...go for it, good luck." The whole squad is ecstatic, thanking Mama Franke. "Thank you Mama Franke, we promise we will do our best!" "Whatever..." respond Mama Franke back.

From Morning to Night, the training rages on. Akagi and other goalkeepers using the Ball-Shooter machine to train their agility. While most other players use this time to jog and endurance training. The Squad's problem is physical stamina after all. Few other players adopt Seraphina's flashing technique to score goals, they make sure their assets will be very emphasized so the amount of stun per flashing is increased. At night..."Thank you everyone for training today, our next opponent is more experienced than us, but they never fight a Neko so we can win this!" "Yeah!" The squad cheerd up as they give a high-five, morale is high. Meanwhile...Brunhilde Franke opens up a book about Football Strategy...We can implement this

The Ball Buster, The nickname for Necerierran team, is chanted throughout the opening session of the match! Helped with Akagi von Asthea NekoHubber popularity, Necerierra is arguably the most popular team in FIDAC World Cup. "This is the plan..." said Mama Franke, the coach of Necerierra, as she throws down a sheet full of circles and arrows. "What is this formation?" said Alma Beer one of the striker, "This is called 4-3-2-1. Why this? From what I gather Miruma likes to use 1-5V-4 formation, this is a very flexible formation, with an effective counter-attack. One weakness is there is no defence on the wing, we will use the former formation to exploit this, are we clear?" .....Silence..."Do Mama know about Football?" "...No...But this is what I got from surfing the internet..." More silence...."Good enough for me." said Akagai von Asthea, readying herself.

The Team Necerierran face, Miruma, is a hard opponent. They are not as attacking as Isobania, their defence is tricky and deceitful. A Couple of Counter-attacks almost caused a score against Necerierra. However, because of Necerieran teams rather...unorthodox way of playing the ball...and balls, they finally managed to score a goal on minute 44 and 69. When Necerierran team is sure the goal is enough, they immediately change their formation to bus parking formation. Miruma's team has an excellent attack, as they finally get a consolation goal at minute 90+3.

Back at the locker room, people are happy...Fans are happy...Everyone in Necerierra is happy. An All-debuting Team that consisted of Adult-Entertainer and NekoHubber managed to beat two professional teams and advancing to the Quarter Finals! During the whole team drinking and cheering, Akagi suddenly interrupts them, "Guys Guys, I want you to go near me, there is an announcement to make." She gives-out a little blush, "Me and Hilde-chan...We are dating right now!" And we can say, hell has frozen over. Even more cheers has coming to the crowd, congratulating both of them, meanwhile Seraphina Hildebrant or Hilde, Akagi-chaaan, I want this a secret UwU

The last match between Necerierra and Miruma is a cause for celebrations. A Celebration that...the whole squads and coaches deserve and go to. Usually the after the match, the footballers are going to the closest bar or disco, however, Mama Franke, the coach of Necerierra, is paying for the whole squad dinner at the best skyscraper restaurant in the world, full of businessmen and businesswomen, the highest of the highest class. The Squad is also there, wearing their best skimpy dress outfit on the tables. In front of the dinner table is a catwalk, with Mama Franke on top of the catwalk. "Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen! To the NekoCon!" said Mama Franke to the patrons of the dinner, to thunderous applause!

"Nowww..." Franke breathes a second, "Have you heard about the Team of Necerierra? The one that manages to go through the group stage and goes to quarterfinals? They are all here!" To another thunderous applause. "Ladies and Gentlemen may have noticed how tenacity and fecundity. If you want to see this...quality...more, you all can go to Necerierra!" Another applause is heard. "HOWEVER, if you want to make sure of it, we can apply a test run right here, right now!" The Patrons are practically screaming, their carnal desires are almost showing...

"Without further ado, let's greet them on the catwalk!" The Squads are shocked at hearing the announcement, they haven't even heard of what Mama Franke plans to previously. Nevertheless, they all are excited for this...finally they can back to do what they love. "Please welcome...ZILGOUM MASOOD" Quickly, with red face, she immediately goes up to the CatWalk. Mama Franke asks her to go on all four, giving a sultry look, and showing off her assets, literally catwalking, Mama Franke also gives her cat ears and a cat tail which is attached to something. When she is at the front of the catwalk, the audience are applauding. "Now, you guys can have a test run with her...

Immediately, tonnes of businessmen and businesswomen climbing to the catwalk, and they immediately...servicing themselves. It is a good moment for the patron and for the player too. After they done, they will give the player a rating. One by one the footballer is coming to the catwalk, helping the patrons on their needs. When all of it is done, it is decided that Akagi von Asthea has the highest rating because of her stamina and quick speed. Immediately after that though, it becomes a literal chaos. Everyone is relieving everyone else, even Mama Franke is joining on the party.

6 hours later

"That is the best night I have in a long while..." said Akagi von Asthea, while almost everyone else is sleeping or fainting..."I love you Seraphina, which is leaning on a sofa, beside her..." A Kiss is made, Hopefully Necerierra can win the next match.

Nordic-British Union wrote:*Searches Crown Jewels
*starts regretting
Alright, I think we’ll stick to the first definition and assume Nessie is royalty, alright?

Of course i'm royal, haven't you see my Castle?

Longsword01 wrote:No I said the Harpoon hit him in the crown jewles it's more entertaining and if he is royalty then Fluffy will have to taste Territorio di Nessuno and depending on how he tastes she will decide if he is good or evil royal if good then she plays with him in her mouth then let's him eventually out when she gets bored if he is evil she will wrap around him then light chew on him then swallow him whole and if he survives then he has a second chance to be g royalty.

Who Is this fluffy? Darcania?

Lorigia and Moisus

Necerierra wrote:

The last match between Necerierra and Miruma is a cause for celebrations. A Celebration that...the whole squads and coaches deserve and go to. Usually the after the match, the footballers are going to the closest bar or disco, however, Mama Franke, the coach of Necerierra, is paying for the whole squad dinner at the best skyscraper restaurant in the world, full of businessmen and businesswomen, the highest of the highest class. The Squad is also there, wearing their best skimpy dress outfit on the tables. In front of the dinner table is a catwalk, with Mama Franke on top of the catwalk. "Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen! To the NekoCon!" said Mama Franke to the patrons of the dinner, to thunderous applause!

"Nowww..." Franke breathes a second, "Have you heard about the Team of Necerierra? The one that manages to go through the group stage and goes to quarterfinals? They are all here!" To another thunderous applause. "Ladies and Gentlemen may have noticed how tenacity and fecundity. If you want to see this...quality...more, you all can go to Necerierra!" Another applause is heard. "HOWEVER, if you want to make sure of it, we can apply a test run right here, right now!" The Patrons are practically screaming, their carnal desires are almost showing...

"Without further ado, let's greet them on the catwalk!" The Squads are shocked at hearing the announcement, they haven't even heard of what Mama Franke plans to previously. Nevertheless, they all are excited for this...finally they can back to do what they love. "Please welcome...ZILGOUM MASOOD" Quickly, with red face, she immediately goes up to the CatWalk. Mama Franke asks her to go on all four, giving a sultry look, and showing off her assets, practically catwalking, Mama Franke also gives her cat ears and a cat tail which is attached to something. When she is at the front of the catwalk, the audience are applauding. "Now, you guys can have a test run with her...

Immediately, tonnes of businessmen and businesswomen climbing to the catwalk, and they immediately...servicing themselves. It is a good moment for the patron and for the player too. After they done, they will give the player a rating. One by one the footballer is coming to the catwalk, helping the patrons on their needs. When all of it is done, it is decided that Akagi von Asthea has the highest rating because of her stamina and quick speed. Immediately after that though, it becomes a literal chaos. Everyone is relieving everyone else, even Mama Franke is joining on the party.

6 hours later

"That is the best night I have in a long while..." said Akagi von Asthea, while almost everyone else is sleeping or fainting..."I love you Seraphina, which is leaning on a sofa, beside her..." A Kiss is made, Hopefully Necerierra can win the next match.

You’ld make a good author, nice writing!

Necerierra, Lorigia, and Fizban

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Of course i'm royal, haven't you see my Castle?Who Is this fluffy? Darcania?

No I have seen your castle and Fluffy is a 1500meter long Sea serpent I raised problem is she ears her playmates by accident and when she tastes you it ta 2 hour her head is 500 meters long which is why the tasting takes so long and sometimes she forgets that the royalty is in there and swallow anyway but if they are good then they come out the other end fine but maybe in pain and shock.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Who is this fluffy? Darcania?

That would be floofy. Fluffy is a nickname for the Cat, but there is no way any of you would have known that prior to this post. So he must be referring to a different Fluffy.

Edit: And he was...

>^,,^<
Alunya

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Estantia, and Libertandonien

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