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Good morning TNP!
Territorio di Nessuno, Longsword01, Mzeusia, Latin Islands, and 2 othersNordic-British Union, and Tsardom of leonlandia
Hello!
Zazumo and Longsword01
Greetings Zazumo! Currently, Territorio di Nessuno is in the antarctic, we have a fire raging across the TNP and there’s a new delicacy called roast lion.
*runs away in panic
Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, and Longsword01
Hola! o/
How are you?
Territorio di Nessuno and Longsword01
Not gonna happen on my watch * Harpoons Territorio di Nessuno in the his crown jewels pulls him out of the water puts him on a cooking spit* now he should be warned up and feeling better in no time if not I can cook my mums famous sea monster stew.
Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, and Nordic-British Union
*steals Crown Jewels
“Now I am truly British.”
Good (time is just a human construction, made by us to try to explain the world, so this doesn't matter) to you,too!
Zazumo and Longsword01
If he wants to share he can.
I just don't want people reading the RMB to start thinking the mods take action as they please and without reason.
Your mom does not count.
Alunya, Praeceps, Latin Islands, Lorigia, and 2 othersNordic-British Union, and Great algerstonia
A bit tired, and sleepy.
How about you?
Territorio di Nessuno, Praeceps, Fizban, Estantia, and 1 otherMiruma
*Searches Crown Jewels
*starts regretting
Alright, I think we’ll stick to the first definition and assume Nessie is royalty, alright?
Alunya and Miruma
Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Latin Islands, and Lorigia
Oh no problem, Fiji said he was a pleasure for him.
* fires 500 dragon proof heat seeking steel nets at Nordic-British Union*
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No I said the Harpoon hit him in the crown jewles it's more entertaining and if he is royalty then Fluffy will have to taste Territorio di Nessuno and depending on how he tastes she will decide if he is good or evil royal if good then she plays with him in her mouth then let's him eventually out when she gets bored if he is evil she will wrap around him then light chew on him then swallow him whole and if he survives then he has a second chance to be good royalty.
The last match between Necerierra and Miruma is a cause for celebrations. A Celebration that...the whole squads and coaches deserve and go to. Usually the after the match, the footballers are going to the closest bar or disco, however, Mama Franke, the coach of Necerierra, is paying for the whole squad dinner at the best skyscraper restaurant in the world, full of businessmen and businesswomen, the highest of the highest class. The Squad is also there, wearing their best skimpy dress outfit on the tables. In front of the dinner table is a catwalk, with Mama Franke on top of the catwalk. "Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen! To the NekoCon!" said Mama Franke to the patrons of the dinner, to thunderous applause!
"Nowww..." Franke breathes a second, "Have you heard about the Team of Necerierra? The one that manages to go through the group stage and goes to quarterfinals? They are all here!" To another thunderous applause. "Ladies and Gentlemen may have noticed how tenacity and fecundity. If you want to see this...quality...more, you all can go to Necerierra!" Another applause is heard. "HOWEVER, if you want to make sure of it, we can apply a test run right here, right now!" The Patrons are practically screaming, their carnal desires are almost showing...
"Without further ado, let's greet them on the catwalk!" The Squads are shocked at hearing the announcement, they haven't even heard of what Mama Franke plans to previously. Nevertheless, they all are excited for this...finally they can back to do what they love. "Please welcome...ZILGOUM MASOOD" Quickly, with red face, she immediately goes up to the CatWalk. Mama Franke asks her to go on all four, giving a sultry look, and showing off her assets, literally catwalking, Mama Franke also gives her cat ears and a cat tail which is attached to something. When she is at the front of the catwalk, the audience are applauding. "Now, you guys can have a test run with her...
Immediately, tonnes of businessmen and businesswomen climbing to the catwalk, and they immediately...servicing themselves. It is a good moment for the patron and for the player too. After they done, they will give the player a rating. One by one the footballer is coming to the catwalk, helping the patrons on their needs. When all of it is done, it is decided that Akagi von Asthea has the highest rating because of her stamina and quick speed. Immediately after that though, it becomes a literal chaos. Everyone is relieving everyone else, even Mama Franke is joining on the party.
6 hours later
"That is the best night I have in a long while..." said Akagi von Asthea, while almost everyone else is sleeping or fainting..."I love you Seraphina, which is leaning on a sofa, beside her..." A Kiss is made, Hopefully Necerierra can win the next match.
Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Warsaw-Halicz, Nordic-British Union, and 1 otherMiruma
No I have seen your castle and Fluffy is a 1500meter long Sea serpent I raised problem is she ears her playmates by accident and when she tastes you it ta 2 hour her head is 500 meters long which is why the tasting takes so long and sometimes she forgets that the royalty is in there and swallow anyway but if they are good then they come out the other end fine but maybe in pain and shock.
Territorio di Nessuno and Lorigia
That would be floofy. Fluffy is a nickname for the Cat, but there is no way any of you would have known that prior to this post. So he must be referring to a different Fluffy.
Edit: And he was...
Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Estantia, and Libertandonien
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