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--Western Vapia's Parliament Votes for Colonial Autonomy Bill
(Rome, Western Vapia) - The Parliament of Western Vapia has voted for a colonial autonomy after the Liberals managed a 166 vote majority. The bill will allow the colonies to elect their own governor, rather than having one appointed by the Monarchy.
A few weeks ago, the bill was introduced to the Parliament, given that colonies could not really act in their own interests.
The Monarchists and the Socialists voted against the bill, arguing that autonomy would take power from the King, or that autonomy would not bring about socialism in the Empire. However, despite a group nationalists in the Liberal party voting against the bill, the Liberals managed to squeeze a 166 vote majority, allowing the law to be passed.
Kaya Yoyoi, the Head of the Kyoki Chudoku Air Force, gave a negative view on the matter:
“As did most of us Chudokurens, I fought in the Nightmare War. That gave us all insight into the terrors of conflict and the importance of duty and responsibility. We honour our fallen, including the brave Densetsu and soldiers who sacrificed their lives for ours. Because of this, I am saddened, almost outraged, at the total disrespect Vapians have displayed for their leader. Benito Mussolini was killed by assassins, and instead of make a reasonable effort to track down and apprehend such treacherous and dangerous criminals, the nation instead elected to become a democratic desecration of his every belief and desire. And now they wish to further the chaos in their ranks. This is unacceptable, and I am certain that the Vapian government will feel the disastrous impacts of these choices very soon.”
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--Rynese Empire Advances Technologically
(Könisberg, Rynese Empire) - Robots are something that everyone is fascinated or terrified of. We've seen Rouge AIs in movies, killing machine androids, and so forth. We have also of course seen the lighter side of the mechanical creations, including, but not limited to Wall-E and other happy flicks. Of course, this is all in movies, and no one has truly come close to creating something that level or intelligence. That is, until recently. In the Rynese Empire, it would seem that Aperture Science had been working since 2032 to create androids. They seem to have been successful, showing off the Unit 1 Model A and the Unit 1 Model be, or simply 1A and 1B. They were unveiled at a tech expo in the nation. As of now, it's unknown what they will be used for, but many state-owned and private companies seem to have stock in them, some notable examples being SecuRoam and DSR Security. They have an interest in using them as guards and other security purposes.
Of course, whenever a tech of this level comes out there is conspiracy theorist who claim that the robots were created to take down the Government and install the purchasing companies in the new Regime, or that the robots are secretly being used as military assets or even as sleeper agents placed in other nations that can activate at the flick of a switch. We talked to the head researcher Wilhelm on the project about the claims, who said that
"Well, the Automata Programme does not really have an end goal, much less a reason to build Automatas. They are as free as humans to dedicate themselves to whatever they want, be it the military or anything. To be perfectly honest, these claims, though with reasoning, are false; Automatas are a passion project, one that has its own mind."
Of course, military applications are still something to look at, though it does not seem that this project was meant for military use. Rather, seeing what you can do with the power of the human mind and how far you can push development. Reporting from Seattle, Tanabon, I'm Richard Mallard. SNN.
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--"12 Days of Zazumo" Becomes #3 on World Rankings for Nonfiction Literature
(Aerilia City, Aerilia) - The books "Anne Frank; The Diary of a Young Girl" and "The Bible" have still the top spot in the world rankings for Non-fiction literature. However, a new book has taken the stage. Most recently, an Australian writer named Cheese Pizza from Aerilia wrote a book on how the whole nation of Zazumo is made up of nerds.
Of course, anyone with eyes can see that all Zazy people are indeed nerds, responsible for the nerd war, and are puppets of the Zazy government. Along with this, it included Zazy leader, the Doctor's, diary entries as well. "12 Days of Zazumo" is an actual work of art.
Many things were found out through the publishment of this book. "Some months later Zazumo bribed the MoD enough times to be able to take his officer test (7)". This proves that the commander of the Zazy Army bribed many to be able to become an officer of the highest army in the North Pacific lands.
This book has sold over 19 million copies throughout the lands of Strangereal. Through the small Aerilian Island lies the major ports like Magicality City and Aerilia City. Zazumo lies somewhere that will not be disclosed. The nation of Aerilia still has bragging rights over the funniest nonfiction book of all time that cannot be competed with. Cheese Pizza had decided to release a statement in the next issue.
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--Queen Mafi Tupou Assassinated in Nukuʻalofa
(Nukuʻalofa, Islands of Tonga) - Queen Mafi Tupou died 5 days ago. Queen Mafi Tupous was the queen of the Islands of Tonga at the time and she was on her way to the hospital in Nuku'alofa. The reason behind why she was going to the hospital is unknown to the press at this time.
The Queen Was shot in the chest at around 23:00 at night She was laying on the ground dead when she was found by the soldiers that were guarding her. The bullet seemed to have broken through the car window before it was busted in her chest. The soldiers do not know their intention behind the killing of the queen. It seemed to be killing just to kill.
As she was going to the hospital, a bullet hole found in her chest as she was pronounced dead by the soldiers that were guarding her. The Tongan Royal police still do not know who the killer is. Many suspects have been taken into custody for questioning, but none of the suspects have any severe evidence pointed at them.
The Afro Caribbean Republic of Deerfenland's president, Donald Rump responded to the killing of the queen. "The Afro Caribbean Republic of Deerfenland sends its condolences to the Tongan people. We send our hopes and prayers to the queen's family and friends. We are also willing to help search for whomever the killer of the Queen is."
However, despite the death of the queen, a sparkling note is that the new queen was crowned yesterday. The name of the queen has not been disclosed to the press yet, but will be released in the next issue.
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In the northern areas of the world including Verusa and the Northernmost parts of Usonea and Cascade North Osea, we can be witnessing some high pressure in those areas especially. Snowfall will be seen from the nations of The Sanada Clan, Elthayis, Cameot, and Puczovksa. The city of Lalaland will be most affected by the snow. Western Vapia and Itallitopia will be witnessing heavy winds and some cold air. A cold front is indeed hitting Verusa.
The Polar Circle/Cascade North Osea will see snowfall. Heavy snowfall will be seen in the nations of Waupun Island and Saratov. A light amount of snowfall will also occur in Ji, Oile and in Azenyanistan.
Through the rest of North Osea, we will see a low-pressure system and a warm front hitting from Aerilia to Hong kong empire. The warm front will spread as far north as Saa canada and as far south as Yakuvony.
A cold front that was brought from Antarctica will hit the South Osean continent and affecting the nations from Brittania all the way up to New Sovwren. Cold air will be effective in the majority of Eastern South Osea and snowfall will be seen in the nations of the Afro Caribbean Republic, Gospel Power, Pandoska, Yuno, Eastern Sarko-Roctainian Union, and Antiyard.
Some nations will be caught in the middle of the warm and cold front. Lorigia, Edwerlantin, Volstokn, Aidesien, the Sarko-Roctainian Union, Irminonia, and the Hunt Republic will be witnessing some form of rainfall with the worst hitting the cities of Ketrogrande, Lorigia, and Okusha, Sarko-Roctainian Union.
Heavy Usonean snowfall will hit the nations of Atheenos, Cadozhakistan, Oskarheim, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Hardaka, and the Supple Confederacy in some form with the worst hitting The Supple Confederacy. The nations of Syca, Russland Kingdom, and eastern Dinoium will be hit by a Stationary Front from Fusea. The nations of the Catholic African Republic, Krevt, Austro-Germanic Union, Isles of Washington, and Rynese Empire will also be affected by the stationary front but will be partly cloudy.
The Usonean Islands chain with the Oile Islands, the Afro Caribbean Island of Südlicher, the Islands of Tonga, the Atheenian Islands will be witnessing the Stationary Front as well.
Fusea will be hit by a Stationary Front that will travel up to Usonea as well. Clear skies will be seen in the nations of Feynodt, New Trisone, Yakuvony, and Amancar. The rest of Fusea will see partly cloudy skies.
The Anean continent will be hit by two weather masses. The cold front will hit the northern areas such as Friently, Necerierra, and the Warsaw Pact Territory. The southeastern nations of Syca, Alunya, Lahos, Vapia, Itallitopia, Guyomartand, and Eastern Vapia will be hit by the warm front. In between nations will be hit with light rainfall and clear skies the rest of the time.
Antarctica or Glacea will be cold as usual.
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Leader of 
Darcania!
What kind of horribly mutated species of dog is it on your national standard leader?
Territorio di Nessuno, Konar, Queen yuno, Lorigia, and 1 otherFar easter republic
Actually that was a pretty good AMA when I scrolled back, nice answers.
Ah well it’s late *goes to sleep*
Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Konar, Lorigia, and 1 otherFar easter republic
Night!
Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Konar, Queen yuno, and 4 othersLorigia, Shibutani, United north american, and Far easter republic
The Monarchist representative, wearing his fine, linin officer’s uniform and overcoat knocked on the door, awaiting a ‘come in’ or something of the sorts.
As these paratroopers landed, it seems as though they’ve landed along the southern Comm-Synd Corridor, specifically at a dangerous place...
To their left, a man, wearing a khaki Commisar uniform, stands up above what appears to be a trench line. “For the Glory of Soviet Yelacapeva, Comrades! CHHHHAAAARRRGGGEEE!”
Swiftly, a large, seemingly endless, wave of khaki-uniformed soldiers appear from out of the trenches. Most of them armed with bolt-action rifles, bayonets mounted. A thunderous ‘ORRRRAAAAAHHH’ is heard coming from them, as they charge towards the Fascist defenses.
On their right, the Fascist Defensive line, covered with trenches, tanks that have been dug in, and artillery comes to life to combat this threat.
Machine guns, specifically water-cooled military ones, roar and begin cutting down the Communists. The artillery and tanks follow suit, opening up with their massive guns, ranging in all sizes. The Fascist mortars begin firing flares into the sky, showing an erie, reddish glow along the pocket-holed no man’s land that the Communists desperately charge over.
These troops have somehow, unluckily, found themselves caught in the middle of a Communist attack on, what not even a day ago, was once a well controlled Communist area. Clearly these Communist forces have been losing majorly in the South, whereas in the North, they barely hold their own against the better-equipped and well trained Republican-Monarchist Army and militia...
Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, Lorigia, and British Bayonet
My nation declares war on everyone fight me daddy I have a great wall and cybernetic soldiers and weapons of mass seduction and plenty of cheese to make any country run to the hills.
Korolk is accepting prisoners!
Doesnt matter which crime they could have committed, or if their parents want them to go to ARMY school, send em to Korolk National Guard Camp, where they will face the hardest conditions this galaxy has to offer!
KNGC, Offering the best of Korolk's army!
Enlist Today and get 500,000 Korolk Dollars!
commit return to RP
Illusia and Neverendia and Snn newsbooth
Whammu! Awaken, my masters!
Thank you for your diagnosis, Doctor.
That should be easy and shouldn’t take too long.
Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and United north american
Post self-deleted by Drusselstein.
Someone talking about destiny is more likely to be a fool than a philosopher.
Territorio di Nessuno, Govornia, and Union of austria-hungary
2.649 billion people enlist in the KNGC,
400,000 quit in the first day for being "overworked".
"There's a Tank!"Lorigian Soldier
"Don't just stand there get your anti-tank grenade!" Lorigian Sergeant
After the soldiers got their grenades ready it was time they all threw their grenades at once it was enough to destroy the tank but some of the shrapnel had hit some of the soldiers and they were wounded doctors began treating them straight away then they began a offensive a machine gunner deployed the gun and started firing the Lorigian soldiers started shooting at the artillery crew the battle has began and with the other Lorigian Divison Finding a flanking position
"So when are we gonna reach a proper flanking position i might ask?" Private Vadim
"Shh do you want us to die?"Sergeant Viktor
"No..."Private Vadim
"Then don't ask we will find a good one right now we will be setting camp here anyone got anything flammable?" Sergeant Viktor
"Well so far we have sticks and some logs will this be enough?" Lorigian Private
"Yes now set up tents get your rations out of you backpack and have a rest" Sergeant Viktor
To be continued
Territorio di Nessuno and Great solordia
:O
That first card looks really nice.
Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Lorigia
The Queen smiled at the lady before her and then told her just as Paulina obediently remained quiet and waited for the tea.
"Well, to begin, I'd just like to say the ever since I took control of my throne again, I was...interested in establishing better friendships and relationships with other nations. Especially with your nation. And to help with that, I'd like to offer my friendship to you personally.
For that, I know I should have brought something with me but I feel that I came too quickly to do so. Nevertheless, I assure you that my feelings for a friendship with you are genuine. It is lonely out there to be the Queen of a land surrounded by more democratic, more...determined states. My country has tried democracy but it could not be done because there will always be significant opposition to me being involved. So I decided to take control once more. And I decided that while democracy cannot be done in Azenyanistan, at least, there can be liberty and freedom.
Ultimately, I am also here because of an...issue I must address not alone but with someone to help me."
She then pulled up her sleeves and revealed the wicked scars on her arms. She bowed her head in shame as she presented these to them and began to show some magic, fire emerging from her left hand and dust from her right hand.
"I...have found power beyond humanity's grasp."
Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, Lorigia, and Rynese Empire
No no no don't be suspicious, also on other news you're famous
--Western Vapia's Parliament Votes for Colonial Autonomy Bill
(Rome, Western Vapia) - The Parliament of Western Vapia has voted for a colonial autonomy after the Liberals managed a 166 vote majority. The bill will allow the colonies to elect their own governor, rather than having one appointed by the Monarchy.
A few weeks ago, the bill was introduced to the Parliament, given that colonies could not really act in their own interests.
The Monarchists and the Socialists voted against the bill, arguing that autonomy would take power from the King, or that autonomy would not bring about socialism in the Empire. However, despite a group nationalists in the Liberal party voting against the bill, the Liberals managed to squeeze a 166 vote majority, allowing the law to be passed.
Kaya Yoyoi, the Head of the Kyoki Chudoku Air Force, gave a negative view on the matter:
“As did most of us Chudokurens, I fought in the Nightmare War. That gave us all insight into the terrors of conflict and the importance of duty and responsibility. We honour our fallen, including the brave Densetsu and soldiers who sacrificed their lives for ours. Because of this, I am saddened, almost outraged, at the total disrespect Vapians have displayed for their leader. Benito Mussolini was killed by assassins, and instead of make a reasonable effort to track down and apprehend such treacherous and dangerous criminals, the nation instead elected to become a democratic desecration of his every belief and desire. And now they wish to further the chaos in their ranks. This is unacceptable, and I am certain that the Vapian government will feel the disastrous impacts of these choices very soon.”
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--Rynese Empire Advances Technologically
(Könisberg, Rynese Empire) - Robots are something that everyone is fascinated or terrified of. We've seen Rouge AIs in movies, killing machine androids, and so forth. We have also of course seen the lighter side of the mechanical creations, including, but not limited to Wall-E and other happy flicks. Of course, this is all in movies, and no one has truly come close to creating something that level or intelligence. That is, until recently. In the Rynese Empire, it would seem that Aperture Science had been working since 2032 to create androids. They seem to have been successful, showing off the Unit 1 Model A and the Unit 1 Model be, or simply 1A and 1B. They were unveiled at a tech expo in the nation. As of now, it's unknown what they will be used for, but many state-owned and private companies seem to have stock in them, some notable examples being SecuRoam and DSR Security. They have an interest in using them as guards and other security purposes.
Of course, whenever a tech of this level comes out there is conspiracy theorist who claim that the robots were created to take down the Government and install the purchasing companies in the new Regime, or that the robots are secretly being used as military assets or even as sleeper agents placed in other nations that can activate at the flick of a switch. We talked to the head researcher Wilhelm on the project about the claims, who said that
"Well, the Automata Programme does not really have an end goal, much less a reason to build Automatas. They are as free as humans to dedicate themselves to whatever they want, be it the military or anything. To be perfectly honest, these claims, though with reasoning, are false; Automatas are a passion project, one that has its own mind."
Of course, military applications are still something to look at, though it does not seem that this project was meant for military use. Rather, seeing what you can do with the power of the human mind and how far you can push development. Reporting from Seattle, Tanabon, I'm Richard Mallard. SNN.
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--"12 Days of Zazumo" Becomes #3 on World Rankings for Nonfiction Literature
(Aerilia City, Aerilia) - The books "Anne Frank; The Diary of a Young Girl" and "The Bible" have still the top spot in the world rankings for Non-fiction literature. However, a new book has taken the stage. Most recently, an Australian writer named Cheese Pizza from Aerilia wrote a book on how the whole nation of Zazumo is made up of nerds.
Of course, anyone with eyes can see that all Zazy people are indeed nerds, responsible for the nerd war, and are puppets of the Zazy government. Along with this, it included Zazy leader, the Doctor's, diary entries as well. "12 Days of Zazumo" is an actual work of art.
Many things were found out through the publishment of this book. "Some months later Zazumo bribed the MoD enough times to be able to take his officer test (7)". This proves that the commander of the Zazy Army bribed many to be able to become an officer of the highest army in the North Pacific lands.
This book has sold over 19 million copies throughout the lands of Strangereal. Through the small Aerilian Island lies the major ports like Magicality City and Aerilia City. Zazumo lies somewhere that will not be disclosed. The nation of Aerilia still has bragging rights over the funniest nonfiction book of all time that cannot be competed with. Cheese Pizza had decided to release a statement in the next issue.
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--Queen Mafi Tupou Assassinated in Nukuʻalofa
(Nukuʻalofa, Islands of Tonga) - Queen Mafi Tupou died 5 days ago. Queen Mafi Tupous was the queen of the Islands of Tonga at the time and she was on her way to the hospital in Nuku'alofa. The reason behind why she was going to the hospital is unknown to the press at this time.
The Queen Was shot in the chest at around 23:00 at night She was laying on the ground dead when she was found by the soldiers that were guarding her. The bullet seemed to have broken through the car window before it was busted in her chest. The soldiers do not know their intention behind the killing of the queen. It seemed to be killing just to kill.
As she was going to the hospital, a bullet hole found in her chest as she was pronounced dead by the soldiers that were guarding her. The Tongan Royal police still do not know who the killer is. Many suspects have been taken into custody for questioning, but none of the suspects have any severe evidence pointed at them.
The Afro Caribbean Republic of Deerfenland's president, Donald Rump responded to the killing of the queen. "The Afro Caribbean Republic of Deerfenland sends its condolences to the Tongan people. We send our hopes and prayers to the queen's family and friends. We are also willing to help search for whomever the killer of the Queen is."
However, despite the death of the queen, a sparkling note is that the new queen was crowned yesterday. The name of the queen has not been disclosed to the press yet, but will be released in the next issue.
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Strangereal Weather Forecast for the Week
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In the northern areas of the world including Verusa and the Northernmost parts of Usonea and Cascade North Osea, we can be witnessing some high pressure in those areas especially. Snowfall will be seen from the nations of The Sanada Clan, Elthayis, Cameot, and Puczovksa. The city of Lalaland will be most affected by the snow. Western Vapia and Itallitopia will be witnessing heavy winds and some cold air. A cold front is indeed hitting Verusa.
The Polar Circle/Cascade North Osea will see snowfall. Heavy snowfall will be seen in the nations of Waupun Island and Saratov. A light amount of snowfall will also occur in Ji, Oile and in Azenyanistan.
Through the rest of North Osea, we will see a low-pressure system and a warm front hitting from Aerilia to Hong kong empire. The warm front will spread as far north as Saa canada and as far south as Yakuvony.
A cold front that was brought from Antarctica will hit the South Osean continent and affecting the nations from Brittania all the way up to New Sovwren. Cold air will be effective in the majority of Eastern South Osea and snowfall will be seen in the nations of the Afro Caribbean Republic, Gospel Power, Pandoska, Yuno, Eastern Sarko-Roctainian Union, and Antiyard.
Some nations will be caught in the middle of the warm and cold front. Lorigia, Edwerlantin, Volstokn, Aidesien, the Sarko-Roctainian Union, Irminonia, and the Hunt Republic will be witnessing some form of rainfall with the worst hitting the cities of Ketrogrande, Lorigia, and Okusha, Sarko-Roctainian Union.
Heavy Usonean snowfall will hit the nations of Atheenos, Cadozhakistan, Oskarheim, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Hardaka, and the Supple Confederacy in some form with the worst hitting The Supple Confederacy. The nations of Syca, Russland Kingdom, and eastern Dinoium will be hit by a Stationary Front from Fusea. The nations of the Catholic African Republic, Krevt, Austro-Germanic Union, Isles of Washington, and Rynese Empire will also be affected by the stationary front but will be partly cloudy.
The Usonean Islands chain with the Oile Islands, the Afro Caribbean Island of Südlicher, the Islands of Tonga, the Atheenian Islands will be witnessing the Stationary Front as well.
Fusea will be hit by a Stationary Front that will travel up to Usonea as well. Clear skies will be seen in the nations of Feynodt, New Trisone, Yakuvony, and Amancar. The rest of Fusea will see partly cloudy skies.
The Anean continent will be hit by two weather masses. The cold front will hit the northern areas such as Friently, Necerierra, and the Warsaw Pact Territory. The southeastern nations of Syca, Alunya, Lahos, Vapia, Itallitopia, Guyomartand, and Eastern Vapia will be hit by the warm front. In between nations will be hit with light rainfall and clear skies the rest of the time.
Antarctica or Glacea will be cold as usual.
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Zazumo and Govornia
Post by Far easter republic suppressed by a moderator.
I'm just going to place this here
Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Govornia, and Union of austria-hungary
>_>
Thanks...
Aerilia and Govornia
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