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Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:You better be careful around TEP...they hate marsupials.

Le gasp!

Zazumo wrote:It's to be your new title. Territorio di Nessuno bestow upon the Koala the wreath of coolness.

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I am not that fat >:(

Sanjurika wrote:I am not that fat >:(

Could be worse, i'm not that pink.

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Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:You better be careful around TEP...they hate marsupials.

And what do marsupials do? Do they make decisions and wait for the people to decide if it’s fit or not

Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

I'm making a battle everyone can try.

Sanjurika wrote:Heh. :)
You can call me Kool Koala now.

Hey, Kool Koala, do you know about The North Pacific?, of course, it's come to the right place when the rum is made in The North Pacific.

Alunya, Zazumo, and Sanjurika

Pennsylvania and the commonwealth

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

Gnite!

Eraver wrote:Hey, Kool Koala, do you know about The North Pacific?, of course, it's come to the right place when the rum is made in The North Pacific.

I've gotta check that out some time! Never heard of it, but I love me some rum

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Sorry to everyone in strangereal, go ahead sue and blame the Marine Life Association of Science, for resurrecting megalodon if you want.

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Universalist qatar wrote:Sorry to everyone in strangereal, go ahead sue and blame the Marine Life Association of Science, for resurrecting megalodon if you want.

Wait... Where on SR is it... Which ocean and sea?

Theocracy of isobania

Universalist qatar wrote:Sorry to everyone in strangereal, go ahead sue and blame the Marine Life Association of Science, for resurrecting megalodon if you want.

This may be very bad for the Ceres Ocean Trade Organization

Deerfenland and Marasume

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Theocracy of isobania wrote:This may be very bad for the Ceres Ocean Trade Organization

Megalodon right now in SR is the current apex predator in the ocean, megalodon is making its move from emerald sea to other strangereal oceans. According to the scientists who were blamed for resurrecting the prehistoric monster, observed that megalodon’s preys include humans

East supple lund

I am the octopus

Theocracy of isobania

Universalist qatar wrote:Megalodon right now in SR is the current apex predator in the ocean, megalodon is making its move from emerald sea to other strangereal oceans. According to the scientists who were blamed for resurrecting the prehistoric monster, observed that megalodon’s preys include humans

Maybe Isobanian troops should storm the nation to destroy all scientific research facilities that caused the creation of such a monster.

Universalist qatar wrote:Megalodon right now in SR is the current apex predator in the ocean, megalodon is making its move from emerald sea to other strangereal oceans. According to the scientists who were blamed for resurrecting the prehistoric monster, observed that megalodon’s preys include humans

What?

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Aleria and tiristan

Deerfenland wrote:

Odelin went to the front desk of the hotel. "Yo pale Angle, kidonk ou vle sèvi ak mwen kòm yon tradiktè, oswa ou bon?" he asked to the desk. The stared at him. "Wi tanpri, mwen zanmi. Mèsi, mwen zanmi!" they all said in unison. Odelin came outside to Mzeki. "Di fanmi an Siprèm yo pran bagay yo nan chanm yo," he said to him. Mzeki nodded lightly and nudged the supreme couple. He urged them to take their stuff inside of the Regent's Hotel. They both nodded and were escorted to their suite. Both the supreme couple and the young tour guides alike were impressed with the elevator. There were fifteen elevators in a circular row. When they got onto the one marked "N", they were astonished by the view of the elevator of the skyline of the city of Lungi. Sophia whispered to her husband, "So, that is what they meant by Freetown and Lungi were twin cities," causing him to laugh.

When the elevator stopped on the 45th floor, everyone was astonished by how high up it was, and the view of everything. Their suite was marked as Room 4503. They walked into the room and immediately were shocked. The bathroom was the size of a bedroom, the bedroom had a view of the skyline of the city, the living room area had two couches in a bluescape lighting, and the television had Alerian Channels and African Channels. Sophia was shocked. "This is breathtaking," she said to no one in particular. Mzeki looked at the itinerary. "You guys are off to the reception with our new, fresh government. Odelin, ou se jiska disèt è," Mzeki said. Odelin nodded and shook the hands of both. Immediately, he headed home which was only a four-minute walk from the hotel.

Bayside Lungi Apartment Complex; 15:00

Odelin walked through the door and was immediately tackled by his little sister. The ten-year-old held onto him when he was on the ground. "Carson, I missed you!" she exclaimed. Her blonde hair and blue eyes glistened in the wind. She was from Aleria, but she escaped an abusive family (OOC: She is based on my real step-sister. My sister didn't escape an abusive family, however). She came to the African Strand Haitian Island and immediately met Odelin. The hurricane hit and she and her brother scammed for books that they could trade for sugar cane, rum, and all the things they couldn't afford. When they would sell those, they would get money. That money was used for them to get a flight to Freetown and to get a place to live.

Katelyn, drew her brother to the couch and immediately made him sit down. "You have a baseball game tomorrow, dear brother. They are giving you the day off today. You play the Angle of Chairty tomorrow. Just be ready," she said. Her Alerian accent was able to be identified immediately. Odelin just nodded and thanked her. The awkward part for him having a little sister was that he had to share a bed with her at night, and when she got scared, she would cuddle with him during the night. She lie her head on him lightly. Odelin just hugged her as they both drifted off to sleep.

Regent's Hotel; 15:25

Mzeki led the couple downstairs to the banquet and reception. "So, you will meet some of the congress, a few senators, and even the Minister of Foreign Affairs if I recall correctly," he said in a strong Haitian accent. The couple both nodded. The elevator landed on floor 1 and they all headed off to the conference room. At the Regent's Hotel, the congress room looked like a United Nations hall. Just smaller. Mzeki opened the door for the Alerian couple. "Here we are," he said. "Your seats are closer to the door, so will be the first ones out," he smiled. Mzeki had to ask one question. "Wait, before you leave. What is Aleria and Tiristan like?"

Alexander was somewhat happy that Mzeki had asked what the homeland was like. Alex and Sophia, since assuming office were never allowed to leave government palace without protection, so they never really did leave the palace. Aleria and Tiristan had changed drastically since Alexander became president.
As Alex and Sophia were presented to their seats, they both were prepared to discuss the homeland.

"Well it really depends on the region of A&T you see. The coastal peninsula regions of Aleria are great beach destinations and very wealthy mind you. Down on the coast you will find the major cities such as Lexington filled our nation's social life"
Alexander enjoyed discussing the nation. It gave him a sense of patriotism and he always did enjoy talking about his nation to other people.
As Alexander was about to continue, Sophia instead began talking to the intrigued boy.
"Up north is the Riverlands, where I am from. We have the thicker accent of the entire nation. The Riverlands in my opinion is the greatest region in the country. We have peace and serenity from the hustle and bustle of the city. Our lands are very fertile, so making a living on the family farm was surprisingly very easy. However, when I married Alex I had to leave the farm and Riverlands in exchange for the city"
"You should really come and visit with your family, I bet you will love it" Alex concluded the dialogue. The boy had the biggest smile on his face as he imagined what Aleria and Tiristan was like.

As Mzeki left the room, the chatter of the congressmen and women became a lot clearer to the first couple. The congress room was filled with senators, congressmen and women as well as high ranking cabinet ministers. These people were to be their guests so it was their duty to address them.
As Sophia got up out of her seat, the rows of congresspeople and cabinet ministers were seated, prepared to hear out the first lady. The first lady reached the podium in the centre of the stage and poked at the microphone, pulling out her prepared statement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the president of Aleria and Tiristan, my loving husband, Alexander Gryaznov!"
The hall erupted into prolonged applause as Alex rose from his seat and walked over to the podium, kissing Sophia on his way.
"Thank you Freetown!"
"Thank you Lungi!"

To be continued...

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Theocracy of isobania wrote:Maybe Isobanian troops should storm the nation to destroy all scientific research facilities that caused the creation of such a monster.

It didn’t create the monster but it brought the monster back to life as a revival, as a method of using cloning

Theocracy of isobania

Universalist qatar wrote:It didn’t create the monster but it brought the monster back to life as a revival, as a method of using cloning

Exactly. That’s not a good thing and I don’t want more being created. I also think that many other nations may feel the same way

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Theocracy of isobania wrote:Exactly. That’s not a good thing and I don’t want more being created. I also think that many other nations may feel the same way

This is why resurrecting dinosaurs or other prehistoric monsters isn’t a good idea, they could become unstoppable and rule the ocean scaring humans, and making humans afraid of going in the ocean

Dinoium wrote:SATURDAY 20 JUNE 2042
SENATE CHAMBER BUILDING
DINOIUM CITY
_____________________________________________________________

Preamble
NOTING how after the Lotion Union of Nations Civil War, Dinoium has barely been involved in global affairs and has been isolated.

ACKNOWLEDGING that joining the Organization of Strategically and Economically Allied Nations (hereafter OSEAN) would change that and would give Dinoium decision-making powers.

BE IT ENACTED that this august body ratifies the charter of OSEAN.

The Senate President, Peters Frankfurt, walks into the chamber with his gavel. He proceeds to bang his gavel

“This daily session shall be opened for a period of 24 hours. Today the President petitioned us to hold an emergency debate regarding joining OSEAN. I will formally open the discussions to debate. Senators, you may chime in at any time for personal opinions. As per the rules, a mandatory debate period of 2 hours shall proceed. The Honorable Senator from Spoonifo, you became begin.”

Thomas Marais Jr., the son and brother of former and incumbent MoFAs Thomas Sr. and Steven Marais, gets up from his seat. He served as the Chair on Guardian Chuck Charleston and President Frank Woolf’s Foreign Safety and Security Commission and is a former Head Ambassador for the nation. He was elected in the recent special election under the Prooklyn Alternative party against incumbent Senator Josef Nunpatric of the Workers Party.

Thomas has been known for being an interventionist. He believes war isn’t always the answer but he believes Dinoium could intervene in global affairs way more often than it has it the past 20 years.

“Thank you Mr. President. I come here today in support of the ratification of the OSEAN treaty within Dinoiumian borders. Joining OSEAN would be a very effective and beneficial thing to do. It’s been nearly a war since the fall of the Lotion Union of Nations. Our trade with other nations have fell below levels we haven’t seen in years, perhaps a decade. OSEAN is a very pro-trade like pact and could bring in new customs into our nation. I would love to expand trade with the Hong kong empire to enrich us with tea and vases.

“Dinoium needs to take the initiative and join OSEAN. Otherwise we’ll be stuck in a nation that acts like a young child whom is hiding in their closet with much potential. I yield the balance of my time.”

“The motion to yield balance of speaking time is acknowledged.”

Shadow Senate President and Workers Party Secretary General Charles Maximum grumbles to this.

“Mr. President, may I have a chance to rebuttal the Honorable Senator’s statement?”

“Your motion to rebuttal the Honorable Senator’s argument is acknowledged and recognized. You may proceed.”

”Let reminds you all something about the Honorable Senator from Spoonifo. Mr. President, wasn’t the Honorable Senator Chairman of the Foreign Safety and Security Commission?”

“Correct.”

“Great. Now, back to my point. When the Honorable Senator was the Commission’s Chairman, that was a major cable leak of a diplomatic discussion between the President and the Ambassador to the Hong Kong Empire where they criticized OSEAN heavily. The job of the Commission is to prevent such leaks and the Chairman must inform the Commission. And actually, his brother, the Honorable Minister of Foreign Affairs, informed him to solve the crisis.

Instead of actually informing the Commission, he spent 5 days drafting his own solution to the leak and ended fainting in his apartment due to the lack of sleep and stress. Luckily, he survived. But he continued to postpone the informal until the President exercised his powers to inform the Commission and made the Honorable Minister of Foreign Affairs acting Chairman. Even though once he returned to the Commission and his drafted solution was implemented and was praised, he neglected his job to inform the Commission and hurt our chances at previously joined OSEAN.

Why is the President changing his mind now? Obviously he knows that being butthurt for so long about LUN’s dissolution has taken a toll and his party and coalition has almost always backed joining OSEAN after the fall of NPDA. The President is a hypocrite, a liar, and flip flop politician. The workers of Dinoium has been misrepresented for far too long. We wished to join the Warsaw Pact and now our dreams our gone.

I dissent the following treaty ratification and if invoke cloture is motioned, me and the opposition will walk out and you will not have the quorum to pass the treaty.”

The whole chamber is left into silence as Maximum’s voice begins to echo all over. Even the Senate President is quiet trying to take all of this in.

“You- Your dissent to the following treaty is acknowledged and recognized. A show of hands will be made to see how many people dissent the following treaty ratification.”

He bangs his gavel so hard that a small crack is made within the gavel. The room is quiet. The whole opposition attending the daily session raises their hand.

“The treaty ratification has been dissented and will be featured tomorrow with the new joint healthcare plan proposed by the Honorable Opposition Leader.”

. . . . . .

The Senate Majority Leader is working night shift at his office trying to figure out how they can get the treaty ratified. They obviously need a 2/3rd majority and are a few members short.

His phone begins to ring. It’s Senator Marais. He brings up the phone with a big sigh.

“I’m assuming you’re calling me regarding the treaty?”

“Well y-“

He is interrupted by the Senate Majority Leader.

“If that is the case, then I am sorry. I currently don’t have a plan. They won’t attend the vote so we won’t get the quorum needed.”

“Well I am calling you to prove you wrong. So as the Senate President mentioned, the healthcare plan will be debated and possibly voted on tomorrow along with the treaty. My plan is to have the Majority Whip and possibly you to call 1/3rd of the Senate Opposition with the threat that if they don’t attend the vote on the treaty, the whole government coalition will refuse to attend the healthcare vote and they won’t get an quorum. We also say that if they do attend, we will personally commend them and flatter them in a way. We could make it look like they are better candidates for the job of Opposition Leadership.

I say 1/3rd because if we invite all of them, we will fail.”

The Senate Majority Leader is in shock and nods.

“That actually might work. But the Majority Whip is on a leave of absence. Perhaps you want to assist me with the calls?”

“It’d be a honor, sir.”

“Great, I will fax you a list of people you can call. I’ll call the other 1/3rd.”

In the end, the plan had succeeded. The treaty was ratified and went to the Minister of Foreign Affairs’ and President’s office for their signature. Charles Maximum was in fury and especially due to his healthcare plan, which was generally disliked, had failed. This was a start of a victory lap for the Government and President.

To the office of the Premier of the Organization of Strategically and Economically Allied Nations.

Greetings,

I am letting you know of the passage and ratification of your organization’s charter within our territory. We now request for membership within the Organization of Strategically and Economically Allied Nations.

Sincerely,
Franklin Edward Woolf
President of the Commonwealth of Dinoium.

To the President of the Commonwealth of Dinoium,

The Organization of Strategically and Economically Allied Nations welcomes the Commonwealth of Dinoium as its 27th member state. We have no doubt that Dinoium is ready for a new beginning as a full-fledged member of OSEAN, and likewise, OSEAN is ready to welcome your country into our international union. To a new dawn, for your nation and for OSEAN.

Ian Whiteway
Premier of the Organization of Strategically and Economically Allied Nations

Theocracy of isobania

Universalist qatar wrote:This is why resurrecting dinosaurs or other prehistoric monsters isn’t a good idea, they could become unstoppable and rule the ocean scaring humans, and making humans afraid of going in the ocean

Again, I could destroy your facilities so this never happens again

Theocracy of isobania wrote:Again, I could destroy your facilities so this never happens again

Can you not threaten people, bruh

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