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Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Of course i'm royal, haven't you see my Castle?Who Is this fluffy? Darcania?

Well it surely can’t be Sarah nightingale, she’s too harmless.

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Moisus, and Sarah nightingale

Alunya wrote:That would be floofy. Fluffy is a nickname for the Cat, but there is no way any of you would have known that prior to this post. So he must be referring to a different Fluffy.

Edit: And he was...

>^,,^<
Alunya

I see, you have found yourself a fluffy nemesis eh?

Alunya and Lorigia

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:I see, you have found yourself a fluffy nemesis eh?

Not really. It is a common enough nickname, especially for long-haired cats. And she has other nicknames as well. She is the Cat, your Cat. Thou shalt have no others cats before Her.

A Snek is not part of the universe’s terms and conditions. *shrugs*

>^,,^<
Alunya

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Fizban, Libertandonien, and 1 otherGreat algerstonia

In west Ireland in a warehouse in a run down district where in an old factory a group of communist where plotting and planning.
"We the red cycle have for too long been waiting in the dark" there leader spoke his voice filled with confidence and will "tomorrow we shall rise up in Dublin and together us the poor and condemned will form a new nation!"
The crowd cheered and clapped giving cover for there soon to be murderers.
"Remember 1634 we shall get revenge for what they did to our city all those centuries ago!" Crowd echo with a chant of "1634" and "for the red cycle"
Then came the mechanical laughter, the crowd drew weapons all but one, a young scrawny boy fell to his Knesset clutching a his chest and repeating half know prayers to a half remembered God.
"Come out a face us lap dog to the vile emperor" the leader bellowed as fear crept into his voice. A figure almost larger than life turned the corner wearing red armour, the figure went to speak, before he could open his mouth the communist leader screamed "fire"
49 weapons went off there sound strong and violent yet the figure stood there laughing the shots either missing him or ping off his armour. As gun fire quieted down the figure spoke "my turn". Soon the fight devolved into demonic laughter, screams for help, sporadic gun and rising and lowering of an axe.
When silence filled the air like a mist from the sea the young boy still cling to his God looked up to see the Figure starring down at him. "Tell the world what happens here boy, tell them the red hunters are on the hunt"
The boy nodded his head before slowly rising shaken still, he ran into the night covered in the liquid remains of his once communists allies. The red Hunter laughed his job was done, he notched another tally into his axe with his dagger. So all that was left in his mind "where is the next group my axe needs more blood"

Necerierra

5 Kingdoms of Britannia wrote:In west Ireland in a warehouse in a run down district where in an old factory a group of communist where plotting and planning.
"We the red cycle have for too long been waiting in the dark" there leader spoke his voice filled with confidence and will "tomorrow we shall rise up in Dublin and together us the poor and condemned will form a new nation!"
The crowd cheered and clapped giving cover for there soon to be murderers.
"Remember 1634 we shall get revenge for what they did to our city all those centuries ago!" Crowd echo with a chant of "1634" and "for the red cycle"
Then came the mechanical laughter, the crowd drew weapons all but one, a young scrawny boy fell to his Knesset clutching a his chest and repeating half know prayers to a half remembered God.
"Come out a face us lap dog to the vile emperor" the leader bellowed as fear crept into his voice. A figure almost larger than life turned the corner wearing red armour, the figure went to speak, before he could open his mouth the communist leader screamed "fire"
49 weapons went off there sound strong and violent yet the figure stood there laughing the shots either missing him or ping off his armour. As gun fire quieted down the figure spoke "my turn". Soon the fight devolved into demonic laughter, screams for help, sporadic gun and rising and lowering of an axe.
When silence filled the air like a mist from the sea the young boy still cling to his God looked up to see the Figure starring down at him. "Tell the world what happens here boy, tell them the red hunters are on the hunt"
The boy nodded his head before slowly rising shaken still, he ran into the night covered in the liquid remains of his once communists allies. The red Hunter laughed his job was done, he notched another tally into his axe with his dagger. So all that was left in his mind "where is the next group my axe needs more blood"

Puczovska will not be pleased although U S Eh will enjoy it

Nordic-British Union wrote:Puczovska will not be pleased although U S Eh will enjoy it

That's the idea

Alunya wrote:But he did mention it...
It is considered bad form to impersonate a game or forum moderator.

>^,,^<
Alunya

Detective Alunya on the case!

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, and Fizban

Construction of Auram Tower has been completed, standing at 1.8 kilometers and being the new Jewel of the Holdo Capitol city skyline.

Holdac wrote:Construction of Arasaka Tower has been completed, standing at 1.8 kilometers and being the new Jewel of the Holdo Capitol city skyline.

Nice!

Lorigia

Over 23 Nations have put funds into the Auram Group to safekeep money in the most heavily secured place in the entire world. Apply now to get a 10% discount!*

Auram Banking Group is a vast corporate security and banking company based in the city of Holdo Capitol with a value of 2.3 trillion credits. The Caeser Vault is a vault buried 800 feet beneath the metropolis, where most private accounts of nations and aristocrats are kept.

*3% safekeeping fee every year that money is kept inside.

Wakey wake, nerds.

Lorigia

Wardency wrote:Your mom does not count.

yeah but yours does

Praeceps wrote:CONGRATULATIONS!

Glad you finally figured out how to use Yellow Pages. :P

wut

Praeceps and Fizban

Italianous wrote:Hi everybody I'm new here

Ciao

Lorigia

East supple lund

Following a series of riots throughout East supple lund, things have mostly quieted down, as Supple police forces have finally managed to restore order to the affected areas. Originating from the perceived special treatment of the West supple lundian territory of Emerquet, hundreds have since been arrested for their parts in the rioting, rioting that has left at least 800 injured and 20 killed. ESL still has its travel advisory in effect and urges tourists to exercise caution when visiting the nation. The Prime Memeister has urged unity and restraint, but that ain't gonna work since he's so dumb and ugly. That filthy Queti lover outta do us all a favor and jump off a bridge. What a moron! Does he really think he can save that patheitc excuse of a country from destruction? Can you even begin to imagine how much time and money ESL has wasted on this stupid confederation, not to mention all the brave East Supple Lundians who have perished in its defense? Wake up, people! Now is the time to get OUT! Sons of Supple, the reckoning is soon upon us! Rejoice, for soon those degenerate West Supple Lundians, will be beggging for release! Death to West Supple Lund! Death to the Confederation! Long Live ESL!

This message brought to you by:
LulzSec: Laughing at your stupidity since 2035

Breaking news! A bomb has gone off in the West Supple Quarter in Memeopolis, injuring 32 and killing 12. Most of the affected were recent immigrants from West Supple Lund who had fled the violence that had occurred in the country. Police have advised residents of the quarter not to go outside for the time being, as there is still a possibility that more bombs could be hidden throughout the area. Bomb squads are actively searching for any such devices, and are working tirelessly to ensure public safety for all citizens. As for the perpetrator, a group calling itself "LulzSec" has seemingly claimed responsibility for the attack...

Itallitopia, Lotion Empire, Western Vapia, Lorigia, and 4 othersWest supple lund, Fizban, Moisus, and 5 Kingdoms of Britannia

Post self-deleted by Frekatt.

Hi, nerds.

Lorigia, Estantia, Libertandonien, and Moisus

Lorigia wrote:yeah but yours does wut

Oh... Guess you're too young to get it?

Lorigia

Frekatt wrote:Hi, nerds.

No u

West supple lund

Republican Act: 091A
Signed by both Congress and Ruling President
7:53 PM, 8/21/2019

All East supple lund & Nurth supple lund personnel are to return to their home countries as it become clear that the Supples of the East no longer want nor need any more blood spilled in West Supple Lund's many civil problems. The signing of this document will mark the beginning of the end for WSL's time in the Supple Confederation.

The cameras flashed and reporters yelled out questions as President Jon Paul James signed the bill, "Is this really the end?" "What will happen with Emerquet?" "Are you really in the right mind after your incident to be doing this?" Which he ignored, and since they weren't following the rules, had Secret Service politely escort them out of the Republica Chambera. One camera fades out and cuts to a reporter.

"Thats right folks, Today there was a huge announcement that WSL will in the near future, pull out of the Supple Confederation. While many lawmakers, senators, and some members of congress are astonished, it has become clear the 'Great Supple Experiment' has become too unwilling to save itself. The Recent news of politicemen and politicewomen switching affiliation, Like Senator Jon Ramsey Paul, the younger brother of Jon Paul James from going from a staunch pro-TSCian to a vivid Pro-Disunity follower is more apparent than ever.

Now, off to Cherry in Memeopolis, where a devasting attack against WSLians have happened..."

Lotion Empire, Lorigia, East supple lund, Warsaw-Halicz, and 2 others5 Kingdoms of Britannia, and Nurth supple lund

Libertandonien

Alunya wrote:Not really. It is a common enough nickname, especially for long-haired cats. And she has other nicknames as well. She is the Cat, your Cat. Thou shalt have no others cats before Her.

A Snek is not part of the universe’s terms and conditions. *shrugs*

>^,,^<
Alunya

*pats*

Lorigia

Estantia wrote:No u

>:(

*blasts Der Hölle Rache all over TNP*

Lorigia and Estantia

East supple lund

West supple lund wrote:

Republican Act: 091A
Signed by both Congress and Ruling President
7:53 PM, 8/21/2019

All East supple lund & Nurth supple lund personnel are to return to their home countries as it become clear that the Supples of the East no longer want nor need any more blood spilled in West Supple Lund's many civil problems. The signing of this document will mark the beginning of the end for WSL's time in the Supple Confederation.

The cameras flashed and reporters yelled out questions as President Jon Paul James signed the bill, "Is this really the end?" "What will happen with Emerquet?" "Are you really in the right mind after your incident to be doing this?" Which he ignored, and since they weren't following the rules, had Secret Service politely escort them out of the Republica Chambera. One camera fades out and cuts to a reporter.

"Thats right folks, Today there was a huge announcement that WSL will in the near future, pull out of the Supple Confederation. While many lawmakers, senators, and some members of congress are astonished, it has become clear the 'Great Supple Experiment' has become too unwilling to save itself. The Recent news of politicemen and politicewomen switching affiliation, Like Senator Jon Ramsey Paul, the younger brother of Jon Paul James from going from a staunch pro-TSCian to a vivid Pro-Disunity follower is more apparent than ever.

Now, off to Cherry in Memeopolis, where a devasting attack against WSLians have happened..."

And so it begins...the beginning of the end...

Breaking News!

Following the decision for West supple lund to lave the Confederation, Prime Memeister EdgeLord has done the unthinkable...
He has formally resigned!
According to a statement from him:
"For years now I have seen my nation grow and prosper. I have witnessed its rise from a third rate nobody to a first rate global power. But I have also witnessed deep divisions grow unchecked. I did all I could to try and heal them, and thus the Confederation was born. But despite my best efforts, in the end I couldn't save it from collapse. It was my creation, therefore, it is I who failed it. Thus, I have decided to resign my position has Prime Memeister, effective tomorrow at 12 P.M. I will be succeeded by Vice Memeister Donald Doolie, who will serve out the remainder of my second term until the next election cycle. It has been an honor and privilege serving you all. Thank you, and remember, don't let your memes be dreams!"

Following his resignation, the Supple Defense Forces have been mobilized and placed on high alert. A series of statements have been issued by them demanding from West supple lund the return of the Supple Canal Zone and from Nurth supple lund the return of all the straight-side territory given to it be ESL. Nearly 250,000 forces have been mobilized, and ESL warns that it will be occupying these territories with or without their approval. They will fire upon any non-ESL forces in the areas...

Meanwhile, the ESL forces in Emmerquet have refused to vacate their potions...

Lorigia, Fizban, and Nurth supple lund

Hi everyone ಠ‿ಠ

Holdac wrote:Over 23 Nations have put funds into the Auram Group to safekeep money in the most heavily secured place in the entire world. Apply now to get a 10% discount!*

Auram Banking Group is a vast corporate security and banking company based in the city of Holdo Capitol with a value of 2.3 trillion credits. The Caeser Vault is a vault buried 800 feet beneath the metropolis, where most private accounts of nations and aristocrats are kept.

*3% safekeeping fee every year that money is kept inside.

Anyone interested?

Pollonia

Michael Nuno von Shinrin...formerly the consort of Necerierra...well he still is actually one. But since his lover, Tanya von Hoffmahn found Rose, Tanya suddenly...forgets about him. Tanya keeps talking and walking and...talking with Rose, he practically becomes a no one. Michaels has confronted Tanya about this though, but she dismissed it, You are not my lover anymore, I have no point of seeing you again. Not all of it is bad however, knowing he won't be ever back to Shinrin Distict, Kyoki Chudoku, he is appointed as the Head Manager of Hoffmahn Estate. He has great wages and can often go vacation...seen the wonders of the Herder Desert or the Nekorio farmland.

He is content...too content.

He needs something...something to do...His purpose of warring is over...His purpose of becoming the consort of Tanya is over...He has nothing to live for...

until...6 months later.

Tanya has called Michael to the Throne Room. He instinctively kneels down to Tanya, as a commoner should do. Tanya immediately interferes, stopping him from fully kneeling. "You don't have to do that... We already know each other," said Tanya. "I am calling you right now...because I noticed...Are you alright? asks Tanya, Michael doesn't immediately answer, when he wants to, Tanya suddenly interrupts, "Yes you are, your silence has shown it, you are always being reserved on your opinion Michael..." Michael still doesn't answer...he has...a lot of things he wants, "What do you think of being nominated a viscount?"

"A what?" "Viscount, The Viscounty of Pollonia requested a new monarch, I heard the last monarch is a totalitarian one, which is a good thing but he doesn't have any heir sadly." Michael hears the news with great shock...A new Monarch? in a foreign lands. "The country will not be as developed as Necerierra, nevertheless, you have to do your job...right. This is an order." She emphasized on the last word...Michael has no choice in this. "Thank you Lady Ta~" "Just call me Tanya" "~Thank you Tanya for recommending me to the throne..."

A silence happened shortly after before finally Tanya steps forward and tidy up what Michael's shirt. "I have asked the servant to bring your belongings, your plane will arrive shortly..." said Tanya to Michael, "I never say you about this...But I am...sorry for ditching you, It is not nice of me. Rose is...the one that is truly in my heart Michael. However...you are always nice and kind of me, and I always liked you so...This is my farewell present." Tanya steps in for a kiss to Michael, Michael is shocked for a while but he immediately returns it.

"I will be always wishing you good luck, Michael von Shinrin, always...remember this moment...and me okay? Or I will kill you." Tanya suddenly gives him a psychotic smirk. Michael just laughs it off and shortly leaves Hoffmahn Estate for the Airport...

"This is it huh? My time is Necerierra is done...Pollonia is the next one...May Jingo save me..." and That is when, Michael goes up to the plane...leaving Necerierra, probably for good.

Friently, Pollonia, Lorigia, Sartinaynia, and 1 other5 Kingdoms of Britannia

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