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McMasterdonia wrote:The number you have called is not available from this service. Please check the number and try again.

Crap, AT&T is broken again.

Freidenberg wrote:Why not?

Territorio di Nessuno he uses way too much salt. And Aerilia likes cyanide.

Alunya, the naughty cat, tends to hand out litter box chocolates. This place is evil. :(

Freidenberg

Zazumo wrote:Territorio di Nessuno he uses way too much salt. And Aerilia likes cyanide.

Alunya, the naughty cat, tends to hand out litter box chocolates. This place is evil. :(

......

Freidenberg wrote:Hello everyone :)

Hello!

Zazumo wrote:Territorio di Nessuno he uses way too much salt.

There's never too much salt.

Kronica wrote:Territorio di Nessuno

Can i speak to your manager?

Well you were.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:There's never too much salt.

But when you put salt on your salt, then that's an addiction.

Please snek seek a Salt Anonymous meeting. We all care about you.

Youth rebelliousness increased but still unknown.

Freidenberg

Orassi wrote:Pucz! If I were to join SR, would my nation be acceptable?

Do you model your NS nation after what you'd have your SR one like?

Freidenberg

Eraver wrote:Youth rebelliousness increased but still unknown.

Hi there Eraver

Thispersondoesnotexist dot com wrote:I mean a girlfriend generated from thispersondoesnotexist.com.

Oh okay. My bad.

East Supple Lund wrote:

It had been a hot minute since NSL last heard from Aningem Atron, the last interaction between the two nations being NSL evacuating their soldiers from their military base. For all intents and purposes, it had seemed that AA was just another causality of societal collapse, as is all too common these days in StrangeReal. But, recently there had been some...odd messages coming out of the region. Granted, no one but Lizard Squad! could make any sense of them, and they weren’t telling anyone what those messages meant. But this one...well, let’s see it was a little more explicit in its meaning. Mobilization was increased to a breakneck speed after hearing it, soldiers and sailors moving on the double!

The S.S (Supple Ship) Ur mum, along with a complement of 2 cruisers, 3 destroyers and 5 frigates were all being assembled to head over to AA to see what was going on. Along with them came the city-ship S.S Big Chungus and the “Flip Ship” S.S Unshinkable II, for hopefully peaceful contact. They all set out from Quacksburg at dawn, and began to head for AA at full speed, hopefully arriving in under 3 days...

East Supple Lundians know how to get around! These are the most important locations outside of ESL proper:


Located in the frigid land of Glacea, this research station is top of the line, housing all the necessary equipment for its staff of 50 scientists to live there year round, protected from the intense cold and other dangerous elements.


Located on the island of Havergonia, this launching pad has seen dozens of successful launches over the course of its existence.


Inspired by the city ships of ThE aNgLe Of ChAiRtY, the S.S. (Supple Ship) Big Chungus is the largest ship ever constructed in Supple history, able to carry 80,000 citizens with ease, acting as a mobile floating city of sorts.


Neo-Supple Lund maintains a number of overseas military bases.
Havergonia:Fort McMann, 7,500 Personnel
The Anarchist Far East:Fort Narwhal, 5,000 Personnel
Holdac:Fort Buster, 5,000 Personnel
Kalorth:Fort Fort, 5,000 Personnel

Uh, does this thing count?

page=dispatch/id=1194132

Read dispatch

The blinds in the room were down, and the air quite stale. A faint smell of cigars permeated it. The lighting was dim, and the only source of light besides the bleak rays of sunshine making their way through odd gaps in the blinds was the screen of a modern business laptop.
The sound of a notification of the royal intelligence app for high ranking officials broke the monotony of hands typing on a keyboard.
"The Big Chungus is on the move, course could be towards Aningem Atron. Military escort possible. Require confirmation. - Agent QT314"
He breathed in and folded his hands in his lap. Breathing out, he pushed a button, leaned towards a microphone and spoke, in a deep, throaty voice: "Beth, my dear, please call General Kur'armon and Admiral Müller. Make sure they are aware of the latest intel."
He resumed typing on his laptop, with renewed vigor. Maybe now they'd be able to fix their little... problem.

In a reclaimed military base in the jungles of Aningem Atron, a loud, obnoxious notification emanated from the slightly outdated computer of General Kur'Armon, followed by a scream and swearing. After uttering a string of expletives, the good General managed to form coherent sentences again, which he spent muttering to himself: "Stupid urgent business, just when I was clipping my nails, what is not now?! Can't be any good... oh." He brought up the message on his computer and laughed heartily. "Finally, some good news!"
He jumped out of his chair, almost knocking it down and tripping himself, and lurched towards the telephone in the room, grabbing the earphone, dialing a number and nearly shouting: "Miron'qip, get off your arse, we need you and your men to do a recon flight! Watch out for the Lundian Big Chungus ship, it's massive, can't miss it, and tell me what else you can see around it and which course it is on. Hurry, those coordinates, now fly, you fools!" He chuckled before hanging up, muttering "Fly... fools... hehe."

Zazumo wrote:But when you put salt on your salt, then that's an addiction.

Please snek seek a Salt Anonymous meeting. We all care about you.

Never!

*Eats more salt*

INGSOC is happy to announce that our troops are about to enter Saudi Arabia! MINIPAX has dropped in the 51st paratrooper division to help our troops in their advance!

Eraver wrote:Youth rebelliousness increased but still unknown.

Basically it’s so low that like literally no one knows about it.

U S Eh and Freidenberg

I had the option to make slavery legal wow

Freidenberg

Holdac wrote:I had the option to make slavery legal wow

Let me guess, you made it legal?

Freidenberg wrote:Let me guess, you made it legal?

look at my policies

Puczovska wrote:Unfortunately no.
Yep. Okay, I think you should be able to join.

Not sure about the whole monarchy thing though. Hmmmmm.
Sure.
^_^

i should probably get that taken care of...

Territorio di Nessuno

"Ok guys, this is it. Months of training and here we are; the moment has finally come. Just remember everything we've done and you'll be fine."

Alas, the time had come. Soon they would enter the field and begin 90 minutes of full on tension. It could all be worth it though, for the title of FIDAC champion was waiting on the other side. Only one will come out on top though, so who knows...

Holdac wrote:I had the option to make slavery legal wow

I've heard somewhere that slavery can actually harm your economy, but I'll have a look.

ima make something called the Sundial Protocol where I nuke myself.

Holdac wrote:ima make something called the Sundial Protocol where I nuke myself.

I like where this is going

Praeceps wrote:Who is that in the middle?

Just a nerd

5 kingdoms of Britannia wrote:I like where this is going

you like that?

Dinoium wrote:


Oh boy!

Our main wapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Delegate.

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