Because we have:
And then we have
President Pirakoza continues reading books about grand strategies and up-to-date military tactics
He's literally a dog country.
Plus, it doesn't matter since TNP is always weird.
Oh ok. I thought you wanted to be burned.
I like burning things...
The Furry Defense Force has been renamed to the Armed Forces of the Furry Republic, or the AFFR. President Pirakoza has signed a decree that AFFR commanders should receive further training. Having a small army and being surrounded by nations with much larger militaries, he believes that he should adapt his strategy to the current situation.
Guess I'll go now. Bye!