The PacificBoard

Silk spider empire wrote:

no match for spider men.

Wrong.

Kathol rift wrote:

You mean Putin?

That a Bear-Riding-Man.
I meant Bear-men.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

I blame Cetiri for making my brain end up like this.

Alternate fanfic reality number 7:
Cetiri to MoA: "Excuuuuuse me!?!"

Mestovakia wrote:

Well...I have nekos in the planned species folder. I could send them to you.

That would make everything easier.
But you do need to get your stuff done...

Wubdich wrote:

Context: There once was a nation called 'Ancapstands', which completely consisted of Catgirls. He once decided to mess around on MoA's soil and got himself into a war. I captured multiple tens of thousands of his catgirls and rehabilitated them into my nation's society.
Now I need another explanation of why I have catgirls, since Ancaps is getting the 'big retcon'.

Thanks n_nU

You were very close to one of the trebuchets there hahahahahaha :P

I played a Lithorian in Ptolus... Is the closest thing I can say I've been to this...

Thonkith wrote:

Vask: yup. the first one was where a guy took a sword and sliced my belly open and In the second one a group of people kept feeding me until my stomach literally ruptured

Antoni: ouch.

Sorry everyone, I left for a minute. Did anything important happen?

Nublark wrote:

Sorry everyone, I left for a minute. Did anything important happen?

Yes.
You were annexed.

Wubdich wrote:

Yes.
You were annexed.

Dang it Jar!

I'm still stuck on the fact that Cetiri is probably carrying enough weight in armor, and is heavy enough as a person, that she could probably knock anyone over with ease.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

I'm still stuck on the fact that Cetiri is probably carrying enough weight in armor, and is heavy enough as a person, that she could probably knock anyone over with ease.

Not Fennik. That took an F/C-15 moving at takeoff speed.

Fennik: "Still not sure how I got out of that with only a broken hip..."

The Pacific Ring wrote:

Not Fennik. That took an F/C-15 moving at takeoff speed.

Fennik is Fennik.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Fennik is Fennik.

And Ritsuko is... uh... um...

Fennik: "Ambiguously human?"

Sure, let's go with that.

Poland lithuanian ruthenia ukraine wrote:

Antoni: why where they all trying to kill you?

Vask: dragon stomach is good for making elastic objects from trampolines to drums, our eyeballs and blood are used in illegal religious rites, our tongues are considered a delicacy in some places our bones make good soup stock, some places have a tradition where they take out our guts and bake us and eat us, our horns and teeth are traded illegally as a commodity and we're often killed as a symbol of strength. oh, and we taste delicious too.

Poland lithuanian ruthenia ukraine wrote:

Antoni: Sounds like there is a pretty high demand for you.

Vask: yup, any more questions? --he looks at you, hoping you are going to ask him something else.