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Can you make a Raktajino?
Steamed please, Extra sweet with jacarine peel and Mapka bread.
If possible I would also enjoy the Breakfast special.
Howdy from Cheers 🥂!!
The grand puffle republic, Feline Masters, and Howard beale
A woman breezes into the diner and seems to dust herself off before taking a seat.
The grand puffle republic, Feline Masters, and Howard beale
Here you go!
Hello! What would you like to have?
Wow, it looks like our business is picking up speed again. What would you like, ma'am? Also, could you pet me? I haven't had human contact in a long while due to social distancing issues. I never thought I would miss playing with stupid humans, but here we go.
Eris Discordia and Howard beale
Thanks. If you don’t mind me asking, how is it that you are sentient? The only other cat I know who is sentient resides at the bar?
BONES! What have you been up to? How's the Enterprise, chief?
Feline Masters and Howard beale
Is this a joke? If lowly humans are sentient, why can't cats be? Even bugs are sentient.
Oh wait, you mean that I am speaking? This has nothing to do with sentience though. Precisely the confusion that I would expect from a human, however.
Eris Discordia and Howard beale
The dessert looks rather nice, if you don't mind; that faint bitter almond taste should compliment the sweetness of the apples.
I'd also love to pet you. I was staying in a lovely hotel with a lot of cats, but I unfortunately had to check out.
Feline Masters and Howard beale
What brings you here?
The coffee, mostly. I heard it was rather impressive.
Feline Masters and Howard beale
Meow, thanks! But you mean complement, not compliment.
It IS! Want some?
That it is. They make the best raktijino.
I did. Tsk tsk.
I would love some!
Coming up!
Thank you.
While she waits for the coffee, she quietly reads the local paper.
Here you go!
*pushes the coffee on the counter towards the customer*
Sorry, I don't have opposable thumbs so you need to pick it up.
She scratches the kitty's ears.
"I'm pretty sure you're doing better than I would if I suddenly lost my thumbs. I would never be able to give anyone the bird ever again!"
*Kitty walks into the shop, somehow opening the door despite his height*
Hallo? Is this establishment open?
Feline Masters, Eris Discordia, and Howard beale
Oh, another felis domesticus here.
Yes, we are open, buddy. Did you want something?
Ah, a trustworthy compatriot, do you work here? I would just like a cup of tea and a biscuit
*pays the bill and leaves a tip before departing*
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