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The ProcrastiNations RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Free Pink Land of Barurot

Last WA Update:

World Factbook Entry

The mind willing but the body is lazy.

Embassies: Groland, Skivx, The Dirt Alliance, Turkic Union, The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, The Dank Meme Alliance, The Embassy, Guinea Kiribati, and Embassy Central.

Tags: Medium and Password.

Regional Power: Moderate

The ProcrastiNations contains 12 nations, the 1,351st most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in The ProcrastiNations

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 3,303rd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Republic of JPopNew York Times Democracy“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
3.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
4.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanPsychotic Dictatorship“All work, all the time”
5.The Free Pink Land of BarurotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
6.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
7.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaCivil Rights Lovefest“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
8.The Federal Republic of VictimsIron Fist Consumerists“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
9.The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal WastesIron Fist Consumerists“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
10.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngDemocratic Socialists“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”

Regional Happenings


The ProcrastiNations Regional Message Board

But 78% of your people die by disappearing :-O

Yay! Ranked 92 in the whole NS world for most beautiful environment! I knew there's a good side to having Lost In Wilderness accounting for 25% of all the deaths in my country!

Hahaha! Nice one!

Hey, what DID happen when you pulled the lever?

You can PM me so we don't spoil it for everyone.

Um... I really can't remember. O.o

Wow! Eisendoria is ranked 563rd in the world for Happiest Citizens!

Congratulations! And go screw yourself! :P

Gee, thanks.

Ahhh, we lost a nation ;.;


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