The Safest in The Real Christmas
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Real Christmas is ranked 11,748th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Regalian | Left-Leaning College State | “Make big bucks, have big funs” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Vereaura | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “feel the lovely Breeze of vereura” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Land Of Opportunity | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Monochrome Town | Left-Leaning College State | “Luck, Love, and caring!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of The Technocratic states of Might | Corporate Bordello | “Die for freedom, fight for freedom, live for freedom” |
