by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Search

Search

[+] Advanced...

Author:

Region:

Sort:

«12. . .6,8896,8906,8916,8926,8936,8946,895. . .28,78928,790»

Aandruzognivia

Ocean alliance wrote:--no baddies! Snip--

Probably that

Shut up, or I'm totally not going to blow you up.

Haha, can't charge me for terrorism now feds!

Ocean alliance

Aandruzognivia wrote:Shut up, or I'm totally not going to blow you up.

Haha, can't charge me for terrorism now feds!

Im just gonna sit in my concrete bunker and call the police

Aandruzognivia

Ocean alliance

Just found this video and I have no comment on it

https://youtu.be/gGASq3HeO28

Show

Post by Aandruzognivia suppressed by The church of satan.

Aandruzognivia

Ocean alliance wrote:Im just gonna sit in my concrete bunker and call the police

....

I'm going back to blowing up lettuce.

Ocean alliance

Aandruzognivia wrote:....

I'm going back to blowing up lettuce.

Next time you do that I’m posting a memetic kill agent on the rmb

Edit: And that’s a threat

*sips coffee*

Everyone been behaving while I was away?

Crazy girl wrote:*sips coffee*

Everyone been behaving while I was away?

*hides broken coffee machine behind my back*

...Yep...

Aandruzognivia wrote:*blows up Italy*

What does he think of me now >:3

He probably now hates you with a burning vengeance for doing that. Achievement Unlocked!

Show

Post by Thepeopl suppressed by The church of satan.

Aandruzognivia wrote:Pizza, extra cheeseburgers, extra sausage, french fries extra large, and a stuffed crust with fried chicken.

I like Smoked Duck Breast on my pizza

Lex da boi s1

Nobody tell CoS, but we failed to follow several RMB Misrules... I’m scared
Also I’m not doing QoTD today because it’s Kral’s time to shine

Aandruzognivia and Thepeopl

Anarchisticstan

Imagine having a military

The Lord of Misrule's Misrules

by The church of satan

1.) All responses to the Question of the Day must include Table-flipping. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
2.) Every page of the RMB must contain an offering of coffee to Crazy girl or else every five posts of the offending page will be suppressed.

3.) Each page of the RMB must contain two or more bread or bread-related jokes about our delegate, A Leaf on the Wind. Toast the delebread!

4.) All RMB posts that take issue with the misrules must include an apology for their willful disobedience. Additionally, they must compliment the delegate's bread-like qualities in recompense. (e.g. "You're not wheat bread at all, delebread!")

5.) Each page of the RMB must contain at least one spell, hex, or curse cast on the person who posted before the caster. If this misrule is violated, every fourth post on the offending page will be sealed away by powerful magics.

6.) DISCLAIMER: Rules are subject to change at the Lord of Misrule's wildly chaotic whims. Any issue with these rules that you have is null and void.

Read dispatch

All ye all ye,
If you've been suppressed... you were the fifth posts. Nothing personal, You just forgot to offer Coffee to our fair Crazy girl.

Bread, bun intended.

The church of satan, Hoffania, and Toerana

*Fires UZI into air*
Everyone down! This is a damn robbery! Gimme your wallets, your jewelry, your credit cards, your gold fillings --- and maybe I won't give you a taste of my gun!

Show

Post by United kraven suppressed by The church of satan.

Tsardom of the far east wrote:*Fires UZI into air*
Everyone down! This is a damn robbery! Gimme your wallets, your jewelry, your credit cards, your gold fillings --- and maybe I won't give you a taste of my gun!

Pretty sure you do not want to steal from this place. The fascist dictatorships tend to come back with a vengeance.

Tsardom of the far east wrote:*Fires UZI into air*
Everyone down! This is a damn robbery! Gimme your wallets, your jewelry, your credit cards, your gold fillings --- and maybe I won't give you a taste of my gun!

Oh, you poor soul! Would you like a coffee bun? I have cookies, tea, and pancakes. And hot chocolate.

Thepeopl wrote:Oh, you poor soul! Would you like a coffee bun? I have cookies, tea, and pancakes. And hot chocolate.

Why, thank you! Looks like you will keep your life after all.

United kraven wrote:Pretty sure you do not want to steal from this place. The fascist dictatorships tend to come back with a vengeance.

Wrong answer.
*Sprays akimbo UZIs in your general direction*

Tsardom of the far east wrote:Why, thank you! Looks like you will keep your life after all.
Wrong answer.
*Sprays akimbo UZIs in your general direction*

wanna sprite cranberry? I also have pastries in the back

Lex da boi s1 wrote:wanna sprite cranberry? I also have pastries in the back

No. I prefer coke.
*Unloads an entire Deagle into your gut*

Show

Post by Lex da boi s1 suppressed by The church of satan.

Lex da boi s1

Tsardom of the far east wrote:No. I prefer coke.
*Unloads an entire Deagle into your gut*

hehe..hahha.HAHAHAAH UV MESSED WITH SHAGGY ITS TIME TO DIE *turns god mode*

Lex da boi s1 wrote:hehe..hahha.HAHAHAAH UV MESSED WITH SHAGGY ITS TIME TO DIE turns god mode*

I'd like to see how you counter bullets...

Lex da boi s1

Tsardom of the far east wrote:I'd like to see how you counter bullets...

*dodges* im ultra instinct shaggy u dare doubt my skills?

Lex da boi s1 wrote:*dodges* im ultra instinct shaggy u dare doubt my skills?

Yea. And I'm afraid of pretending I don't.

*Begins rapidly spraying akimbo UZIs in your direction*

Lex da boi s1

Lex da boi s1

Tsardom of the far east wrote:Yea. And I'm afraid of pretending I don't.

*Begins rapidly spraying akimbo UZIs in your direction*

uv messed up *takes the closest thing next to him and blocks the bullets*
*teleports behind you*

Show

Post by Tsardom of the far east suppressed by The church of satan.

Lex da boi s1 wrote:uv messed up *takes the closest thing next to him and blocks the bullets*

The UZIs run out of ammo; as soon as they do, the Tsar pulls out his pump shotgun, and while approaching you, fires the shotgun straight at you.

Lex da boi s1

Tsardom of the far east wrote:The UZIs run out of ammo; as soon as they do, the Tsar pulls out his pump shotgun, and while approaching you, fires the shotgun straight at you.

*Does a matrix move then slaps the shotgun across the room unfortunately near you*

«12. . .6,8896,8906,8916,8926,8936,8946,895. . .28,78928,790»

Advertisement