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NationStates Moderators wrote:This time, you are getting deleted for continued spam, in addition to an RMB ban. This applies to you the player.

i had a distinct feeling he might've been ruben but whatever he's gone now <_<

Aandruzognivia

North acren wrote:I protest them.

You're a boomer, for sure.

Minskiev wrote:Yeah. But hey, it’s fun, and we get to laugh at those dumb nerds (except the moderators they’re exempt pls no hurt) who break the rules >_>

>_>!
Boomer nerds!

Show

Post by North acren suppressed by Dead i jack.

Aandruzognivia wrote:You're a boomer, for sure.

>_>!
Boomer nerds!

I'll take that as a compliment

Aandruzognivia

Show

Post by Kayden nation suppressed by Dead i jack.

Hey....

Aandruzognivia

Show

Post by The final sith order suppressed by Thepeopl.

The final sith order

Drama?

Boomer doomers eh?

The RMB rules which I’m oblivious too is not going to hurt, right?

North acren and Aandruzognivia

Hello RR! :3

Aandruzognivia and Ironing

The final sith order wrote:Drama?

Boomer doomers eh?

The RMB rules which I’m oblivious too is not going to hurt, right?

They hurt me.
And now that it's 1am, those rules don't apply to me. Thank god.

Warzone Codger, Kraljevstvo Rata, Aandruzognivia, and Ironing

Aandruzognivia

North acren wrote:They hurt me.
And now that it's 1am, those rules don't apply to me. Thank god.

>_>!

Rood.

Warzone Codger, North acren, and Ironing

Please banjection

Good morning kids

Aandruzognivia and Ironing

Aandruzognivia

Please banjection wrote:Good morning kids

Finally. Anyway, banjected!

Ironing

*the BAN HAMMER has struck upon those who deem themselves impervious to benchmark guidelines of decorum,,,, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( betcha' his ear lobes are flushed red with SHAME for having his bell of banishment rung& his single tune kazoo taken away) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Warzone Codger and Aandruzognivia

New day new activity

September 2020 Culture Calendar

The Rejected Realms is back with its second ever Culture Calendar. This month we'll be doing a variety of activities and games every day for you to have fun with. This is your chance to have some friendly competition with others, make some friends, and win some awards. And if you all like it we'll keep bringing it back.

Everyday the dispatch will be updated to explain how to participate in that day's activity towards the top. So keep your eyes on this. Below is the calendar so circle the days and be there for the ones that interest you! You don't have to be a member of The Rejected Realms to take part in the activities.

If you have any questions please telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Friday September 25th is Community Nation Issue Answering Day

There are 4 issues that The unicornian isles faces and it needs you, the people of The Rejected Realms to help guide it. In the spoilers below are all 4 issues with the options. It's up to you to decide what this young nation will become. Will it be a dictatorship or a democracy? Will it be communist or capitalist? Will it care about its people or will it act absolutely insane? You and everyone else get to decide! It's time to see where TRR's community stands on the issues! Send me a ballot like the sample below indicating which option you choose for each issue and the options with the most votes for each issue will be selected. You can telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Sample Ballot
Issue 1. Option 2
Issue 2. Option 1
Issue 3. Option 2
Issue 4. Option 1

Issue 1: Scientists and animal rights activists have once again brought up the debate over animal experimentation to your attention.

Option 1: “What have those poor, defenceless animals ever done to us?” asks Basil Farnsworth, owner of the East The Unicornian Isles Porpoise Sanctuary. “Kidnapping these helpless creatures from their habitat simply to stick probes and needles in them is just barbaric! How would you like it if someone caged you in a lab and conducted tests on you just to find out whether a new product was fit for sale? Experimenting on animals ought to be banned!”

Option 2: “It is not unethical,” replies Dr. Francine Mansbridge, the chief surgeon at The Unicornian Isles’s largest cancer research clinic. “The unethical thing to do would be to deny the public of the benefit of the great scientific advancements we’re making! If we have to sacrifice some animals in the name of science, healthcare, or slightly prettier eyeliner, then that’s just what we’ve got to do! Think of the lives we could save! All we require is more government support and funding for this worthy cause.”

Issue 2: Rumors tell that the Order of Violet has infiltrated schools in The Unicornian Isles to brainwash the youngest generations. Fears of Violetist takeover have prompted all other faiths to unite for the first time ever.

Option 1: “Preposterous!” dismisses Steve Bone, the head of the The Unicornian Isles City District School Board, while hiding an Order of Violet signet ring. “Our schools are performing well, and the children are merely learning to understand different points of view. The only hatred I see is from the hypocrites and paranoid kooks who have no problems forcing their values on our innocent children.”

Option 2: “Terrorists! Terrorists everywhere!” shouts Attila Han, a controversial and xenophobic politician, who inevitably tries to win every debate by claiming all opposing views equate to supporting terrorism. “Screen all teachers, headmasters, and aides for possible Violetist ties. Force the schools to adopt an unapologetic pro-Unicornian Islesian curriculum. We all know these Violetists hate everything The Unicornian Isles stands for! Anyone who disagrees is a terrorist-sympathizing, Violetist-loving traitor!”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough,” claims the leader of The Tranquility of Yellow, an ancient religion that has a just-as-ancient feud with Violetism. “These heretics have been a danger ever since the Grand Schism, and they must be dealt with accordingly. I suggest we start up an inquisition. My people will find these Violetists, and see if they can be converted to our true religion or renounce their faith. Whichever one the government prefers. We’re not picky. If not... the stake. BURN THEM ALL! Or hang them. Just get rid of those creepy Violetists, okay?”

Option 4: “What are we? Barbarians?” queries popular agnostic speaker Fanny North, whose personal motto is ‘Question Everything’. “I don’t see anything wrong with teaching Violetism. Not every Violetist is some crazed wacko, you know. However, schools should teach all different faiths, including non-belief, in a neutral and understanding way in the interest of fairness. If we want to eliminate hatred, the schools are a good place to start.”

Issue 3: Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a the Rejected Realms-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.

Option 1: “WAHAAAAY!” screams Jenna Cooper, captain of The Unicornian Isles City’s premier division ballroom dancing team. “Finally, a chance to show the world exactly how great I am! Everybody’s always complaining that The Unicornian Isles never does well in sports and you know why? It’s because we’re never in front of the home crowd, that’s why! We’re going to need a great big stadium! No! TWO stadiums! WHOOP! OL-YM-PICS! OL-YM-PICS!”

Option 2: “Oh great,” mutters Montgomery Khachaturian, spokesperson for the Angry Taxpayer Society. “That’s all we need, more things to pour money into for no obvious reason. Surely it would be easier to just let another country host the Olympics and keep the cash? Then maybe it could go to something useful, like, I don’t know... my wallet?”

Option 3: “We’d be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up,” says Sun Riker, your Minister of Sports. “But we’ve got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won’t be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Also, a little something from the government to show our appreciation to the athletes that bring home gold wouldn’t go amiss. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone’s tax kronor!”

Option 4: “There’s nothing like a feat of strength to please the dull-witted masses, is there?” sighs Beverly Young, flipping through ‘One Hundred Gambits for Advanced Go Players’. “It’s so boring. Why can’t more intellectual pursuits be given the spotlight, like chess or debating matches? Ban organised sports and make our dreams come true! I think you’ll find it comes at a far lower price than the populist Olympics ever will.”

Issue 4: An unprecedented spectacle unfolded yesterday when Minister of Energy Don Lamancha was attending a conference on alternate energy resources. Lamancha is reported to have attacked a wind turbine with an improvised spear, all the time shouting loudly that it was trying to kill him. It turns out that the minister was suffering from schizophrenia, which he had not previously disclosed for fear of losing his job.

Option 1: “My behaviour was completely uncalled for,” apologizes Lamancha. “My medication timings were a little mixed up by all the travelling, and I genuinely believed for a moment that the wind turbine was a giant. I assure you, I am still capable of doing my job, and it would be a good thing for this country if you were to show some kindness here. No-one should be discriminated against because of mental illness.”

Option 2: “He must stand down!” grandiosely demands your Secretary of State Sigmund Narcissus, stepping directly in front of the Energy Minister with clear intent to exclude the man. “It’s fine for mentally weak people to participate in low-level jobs like pizza delivery or drink-bottling, but they have no business being in government. Imagine the danger that we would face if we left cruise missile launch codes with a psychotic individual! Politicians with mental disorders must be given the sack.”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough!” screams your National Security Advisor, who appears to be wearing a highly-reflective helmet. “How can we be sure that people with mental disorders won’t poison our food or sabotage our infrastructure in a fit of madness? We must bar them completely from all forms of employment. That way-” He stops abruptly and glares suspiciously at a nearby television. “Can we adjourn to another room? I think we’re being spied on.”

Calendar

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

1

Theme Day on Discord

2

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

3

Card Day

4

Community Nation Issue Answering

5

Trivia Day - TBD

6

Game Day - Codenames

7

Wacky RMB Rule Day

8

Theme Day on Discord

9

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

10

Card Day

11

Community Nation Issue Answering

12

Trivia Day - TBD

13

Game Day - Werewolf

14

Wacky RMB Rule Day

15

Theme Day on Discord

16

Puzzle Day - Modified Boggle

17

Card Day

18

Community Nation Issue Answering

19

Trivia Day - TBD

20

Game Day - Spyfall

21

Wacky RMB Rule Day

22

Theme Day on Discord

23

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

24

Card Day

25

Community Nation Issue Answering

26

Trivia Day - TBD

27

Game Day - Codenames

28

Wacky RMB Rule Day

29

Theme Day on Discord

30

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

Wacky RMB Rule Day

On these days our Regional Message Board will be given a specific rule. For example it could be something like "all sentences must be written backwards" or something else silly. All posts made on the Regional Message Board will have to follow this rule or the Regional Officers will suppress the rule-breaking posts with extreme prejudice. Don't test us!

Theme Day on Discord

Every Tuesday in our regional discord server, we give out a theme. Based off of the theme, members of the discord server are supposed to change their nicknames and profile pictures to fit the theme. For example the theme could be villains and you could change your picture to Thanos and your nickname. At the end of the day, the Delegate and Officers consult with each other to decide whose picture and name they liked the best out of everyone who participated. Creativity is encouraged!

If you'd like to participate in these you'll have to join our regional discord server. Here's the Linkinvite.

Puzzle Day

Do you consider yourself someone with a high IQ? A great problem solver? A word smith? A Mensa member? Well for all of you brainiacs out there you can put your thinking skills to the test on our Puzzle Days. On these days we will release a puzzle in this dispatch and you'll just have to submit the answers. Don't ruin it for anyone else though! And by the way, the types of puzzles we're talking about are not the jigsaw kind. They're more like word puzzles or codes. There will be some variety week to week like Cryptograms, Sudoku, and more.

Cryptograms are basically coded passages where the true letters of the message were replaced by other letters. The goal is to search for patterns and crack which letters represent which so you can see what the real message is. Here is an example below.

The solution is: Style and structure are the essence of a book; great ideas are hogwash.

Sudoku is a number puzzle wherein there is a 9x9 grid with 3x3 sub grids where the goal is to fill the digits in using 1 through 9 such that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 subgrids that compose the grid contain all of the digits from 1 to 9. Here is an example below.

Boggle is a word game where letters are arranged in a 4x4 grid and you make as many words as you can by connecting adjacent letter tiles. In our Modified Boggle version you will be given the board and you will have to find as many words 6 or more letters that you can. Maybe that sounds hard but this one isn't timed like the original version so you can handle it. Below is an example of how you connect letters in Boggle. The word created is "super".

Card Day

Whenever you answer issues for your nation you have a chance of earning a card pack that contains trading cards of other nations. Well on Card Days we're going to give you a theme and you will have to send us a card that you own that fits that theme. You can explain that the name or the flag fits it or give some other explanation. For example I could say, the theme is summer and someone could send me a card that has a beach on the flag and that would count. If they don’t already own one then they can try to buy one from somebody or try to farm it that day. Or get really creative in the explanation. The first few people to send in their cards for that day will win an Epic Card.

Community Nation Issue Answering

Ever wish you had more issues to answer? Did you ever wonder what are The Rejected Realms' community political beliefs? Well we have an activity for you on Fridays! I've created a new nation called The unicornian isles as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy but the direction the nation takes will be entirely up to you and how you vote. Every Friday we will provide a list of the 5 issues facing the nation and you will have the chance to tell us how you want the issues answered. The options with the most votes for each issue will be how it is answered. We encourage you to have fun with this and maybe even campaign your fellow nations to vote certain ways on certain issues.

Trivia Day

Who doesn't love trivia? It comes in all shapes and sizes and helps you look smart. For all you big brains out there come join us for our Trivia Days and show off all that useless knowledge you have squirreled away in your heads. The categories for a trivia day could be anything really from music (Popmaster), to movies, to history, and everything in between. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Game Day

The Rejected Realms has been known to enjoy various games on discord like Werewolf, Codenames, and Spyfall. On this day every week we'll carve out some time to play a game like these together to coordinate higher participation. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Codenames is a word game splitting the group of players into two teams as evenly as possible, Red Team and Blue Team. Each team has a Spymaster and the Spymasters are in charge of giving out the clues. The game board is split into a 5X5 board of cards with words on them. Each card on the board falls into one of 4 categories: a word that red team is trying to guess, a word that blue team is trying to guess, a neutral card, and an assassin card that ends the game and causes the team that guesses it to lose the game.

The Spymasters take turns giving clues that would help their team guess the words they have to in order to win. Clues must be 1 word and not contain any of the words on the board. Clues will also say how many words the clue is for. For example a Spymaster might give the clue Water 2, if its team needs to guess Lake and River on the board. The Spymaster's team, must take at least one guess per round but if it doesn't feel sure about the other words for the clue it can pass the rest of its turn to the next team. If a team guesses as many of their words as the Spymaster numbers in the clue, then that team earns a bonus guess if they so choose. There is no number limit you can give in your clue. First team to guess all its words without uncovering the assassin wins the game.

The game is called Spyfall and how it works is all the players except one are told the secret location out of 20 listed locations. That one person is the spy. Players take turns asking questions to other players that help them to figure out who knows the secret location and who doesn’t. However they must be careful not to be too obvious, because at any time the spy can declare themselves and guess what the secret location is. If they are right, the spy wins! The rest of the players win if the spy guesses wrong or if they open a vote and unanimously determine who the spy is.

Werewolf is a social deduction game also known as Mafia and similar to Town of Salem. At its most basic it pits a team of werewolves who know each other against a team of villagers who do not know who the other villagers are nor do they know who the werewolves are. At the start of the game, each player is secretly assigned a role affiliated with one of these teams. The game has two alternating phases: first, a night role, during which those with night killing powers may covertly kill other players, and second, a day role, in which surviving players debate the identities of players and vote to eliminate a suspect. The game continues until the villagers kill all the werewolves or up until the werewolves outnumber the villagers.
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Dead i jack wrote:New day new activity

September 2020 Culture Calendar

The Rejected Realms is back with its second ever Culture Calendar. This month we'll be doing a variety of activities and games every day for you to have fun with. This is your chance to have some friendly competition with others, make some friends, and win some awards. And if you all like it we'll keep bringing it back.

Everyday the dispatch will be updated to explain how to participate in that day's activity towards the top. So keep your eyes on this. Below is the calendar so circle the days and be there for the ones that interest you! You don't have to be a member of The Rejected Realms to take part in the activities.

If you have any questions please telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Friday September 25th is Community Nation Issue Answering Day

There are 4 issues that The unicornian isles faces and it needs you, the people of The Rejected Realms to help guide it. In the spoilers below are all 4 issues with the options. It's up to you to decide what this young nation will become. Will it be a dictatorship or a democracy? Will it be communist or capitalist? Will it care about its people or will it act absolutely insane? You and everyone else get to decide! It's time to see where TRR's community stands on the issues! Send me a ballot like the sample below indicating which option you choose for each issue and the options with the most votes for each issue will be selected. You can telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Sample Ballot
Issue 1. Option 2
Issue 2. Option 1
Issue 3. Option 2
Issue 4. Option 1

Issue 1: Scientists and animal rights activists have once again brought up the debate over animal experimentation to your attention.

Option 1: “What have those poor, defenceless animals ever done to us?” asks Basil Farnsworth, owner of the East The Unicornian Isles Porpoise Sanctuary. “Kidnapping these helpless creatures from their habitat simply to stick probes and needles in them is just barbaric! How would you like it if someone caged you in a lab and conducted tests on you just to find out whether a new product was fit for sale? Experimenting on animals ought to be banned!”

Option 2: “It is not unethical,” replies Dr. Francine Mansbridge, the chief surgeon at The Unicornian Isles’s largest cancer research clinic. “The unethical thing to do would be to deny the public of the benefit of the great scientific advancements we’re making! If we have to sacrifice some animals in the name of science, healthcare, or slightly prettier eyeliner, then that’s just what we’ve got to do! Think of the lives we could save! All we require is more government support and funding for this worthy cause.”

Issue 2: Rumors tell that the Order of Violet has infiltrated schools in The Unicornian Isles to brainwash the youngest generations. Fears of Violetist takeover have prompted all other faiths to unite for the first time ever.

Option 1: “Preposterous!” dismisses Steve Bone, the head of the The Unicornian Isles City District School Board, while hiding an Order of Violet signet ring. “Our schools are performing well, and the children are merely learning to understand different points of view. The only hatred I see is from the hypocrites and paranoid kooks who have no problems forcing their values on our innocent children.”

Option 2: “Terrorists! Terrorists everywhere!” shouts Attila Han, a controversial and xenophobic politician, who inevitably tries to win every debate by claiming all opposing views equate to supporting terrorism. “Screen all teachers, headmasters, and aides for possible Violetist ties. Force the schools to adopt an unapologetic pro-Unicornian Islesian curriculum. We all know these Violetists hate everything The Unicornian Isles stands for! Anyone who disagrees is a terrorist-sympathizing, Violetist-loving traitor!”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough,” claims the leader of The Tranquility of Yellow, an ancient religion that has a just-as-ancient feud with Violetism. “These heretics have been a danger ever since the Grand Schism, and they must be dealt with accordingly. I suggest we start up an inquisition. My people will find these Violetists, and see if they can be converted to our true religion or renounce their faith. Whichever one the government prefers. We’re not picky. If not... the stake. BURN THEM ALL! Or hang them. Just get rid of those creepy Violetists, okay?”

Option 4: “What are we? Barbarians?” queries popular agnostic speaker Fanny North, whose personal motto is ‘Question Everything’. “I don’t see anything wrong with teaching Violetism. Not every Violetist is some crazed wacko, you know. However, schools should teach all different faiths, including non-belief, in a neutral and understanding way in the interest of fairness. If we want to eliminate hatred, the schools are a good place to start.”

Issue 3: Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a the Rejected Realms-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.

Option 1: “WAHAAAAY!” screams Jenna Cooper, captain of The Unicornian Isles City’s premier division ballroom dancing team. “Finally, a chance to show the world exactly how great I am! Everybody’s always complaining that The Unicornian Isles never does well in sports and you know why? It’s because we’re never in front of the home crowd, that’s why! We’re going to need a great big stadium! No! TWO stadiums! WHOOP! OL-YM-PICS! OL-YM-PICS!”

Option 2: “Oh great,” mutters Montgomery Khachaturian, spokesperson for the Angry Taxpayer Society. “That’s all we need, more things to pour money into for no obvious reason. Surely it would be easier to just let another country host the Olympics and keep the cash? Then maybe it could go to something useful, like, I don’t know... my wallet?”

Option 3: “We’d be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up,” says Sun Riker, your Minister of Sports. “But we’ve got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won’t be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Also, a little something from the government to show our appreciation to the athletes that bring home gold wouldn’t go amiss. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone’s tax kronor!”

Option 4: “There’s nothing like a feat of strength to please the dull-witted masses, is there?” sighs Beverly Young, flipping through ‘One Hundred Gambits for Advanced Go Players’. “It’s so boring. Why can’t more intellectual pursuits be given the spotlight, like chess or debating matches? Ban organised sports and make our dreams come true! I think you’ll find it comes at a far lower price than the populist Olympics ever will.”

Issue 4: An unprecedented spectacle unfolded yesterday when Minister of Energy Don Lamancha was attending a conference on alternate energy resources. Lamancha is reported to have attacked a wind turbine with an improvised spear, all the time shouting loudly that it was trying to kill him. It turns out that the minister was suffering from schizophrenia, which he had not previously disclosed for fear of losing his job.

Option 1: “My behaviour was completely uncalled for,” apologizes Lamancha. “My medication timings were a little mixed up by all the travelling, and I genuinely believed for a moment that the wind turbine was a giant. I assure you, I am still capable of doing my job, and it would be a good thing for this country if you were to show some kindness here. No-one should be discriminated against because of mental illness.”

Option 2: “He must stand down!” grandiosely demands your Secretary of State Sigmund Narcissus, stepping directly in front of the Energy Minister with clear intent to exclude the man. “It’s fine for mentally weak people to participate in low-level jobs like pizza delivery or drink-bottling, but they have no business being in government. Imagine the danger that we would face if we left cruise missile launch codes with a psychotic individual! Politicians with mental disorders must be given the sack.”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough!” screams your National Security Advisor, who appears to be wearing a highly-reflective helmet. “How can we be sure that people with mental disorders won’t poison our food or sabotage our infrastructure in a fit of madness? We must bar them completely from all forms of employment. That way-” He stops abruptly and glares suspiciously at a nearby television. “Can we adjourn to another room? I think we’re being spied on.”

Calendar

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

1

Theme Day on Discord

2

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

3

Card Day

4

Community Nation Issue Answering

5

Trivia Day - TBD

6

Game Day - Codenames

7

Wacky RMB Rule Day

8

Theme Day on Discord

9

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

10

Card Day

11

Community Nation Issue Answering

12

Trivia Day - TBD

13

Game Day - Werewolf

14

Wacky RMB Rule Day

15

Theme Day on Discord

16

Puzzle Day - Modified Boggle

17

Card Day

18

Community Nation Issue Answering

19

Trivia Day - TBD

20

Game Day - Spyfall

21

Wacky RMB Rule Day

22

Theme Day on Discord

23

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

24

Card Day

25

Community Nation Issue Answering

26

Trivia Day - TBD

27

Game Day - Codenames

28

Wacky RMB Rule Day

29

Theme Day on Discord

30

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

Wacky RMB Rule Day

On these days our Regional Message Board will be given a specific rule. For example it could be something like "all sentences must be written backwards" or something else silly. All posts made on the Regional Message Board will have to follow this rule or the Regional Officers will suppress the rule-breaking posts with extreme prejudice. Don't test us!

Theme Day on Discord

Every Tuesday in our regional discord server, we give out a theme. Based off of the theme, members of the discord server are supposed to change their nicknames and profile pictures to fit the theme. For example the theme could be villains and you could change your picture to Thanos and your nickname. At the end of the day, the Delegate and Officers consult with each other to decide whose picture and name they liked the best out of everyone who participated. Creativity is encouraged!

If you'd like to participate in these you'll have to join our regional discord server. Here's the Linkinvite.

Puzzle Day

Do you consider yourself someone with a high IQ? A great problem solver? A word smith? A Mensa member? Well for all of you brainiacs out there you can put your thinking skills to the test on our Puzzle Days. On these days we will release a puzzle in this dispatch and you'll just have to submit the answers. Don't ruin it for anyone else though! And by the way, the types of puzzles we're talking about are not the jigsaw kind. They're more like word puzzles or codes. There will be some variety week to week like Cryptograms, Sudoku, and more.

Cryptograms are basically coded passages where the true letters of the message were replaced by other letters. The goal is to search for patterns and crack which letters represent which so you can see what the real message is. Here is an example below.

The solution is: Style and structure are the essence of a book; great ideas are hogwash.

Sudoku is a number puzzle wherein there is a 9x9 grid with 3x3 sub grids where the goal is to fill the digits in using 1 through 9 such that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 subgrids that compose the grid contain all of the digits from 1 to 9. Here is an example below.

Boggle is a word game where letters are arranged in a 4x4 grid and you make as many words as you can by connecting adjacent letter tiles. In our Modified Boggle version you will be given the board and you will have to find as many words 6 or more letters that you can. Maybe that sounds hard but this one isn't timed like the original version so you can handle it. Below is an example of how you connect letters in Boggle. The word created is "super".

Card Day

Whenever you answer issues for your nation you have a chance of earning a card pack that contains trading cards of other nations. Well on Card Days we're going to give you a theme and you will have to send us a card that you own that fits that theme. You can explain that the name or the flag fits it or give some other explanation. For example I could say, the theme is summer and someone could send me a card that has a beach on the flag and that would count. If they don’t already own one then they can try to buy one from somebody or try to farm it that day. Or get really creative in the explanation. The first few people to send in their cards for that day will win an Epic Card.

Community Nation Issue Answering

Ever wish you had more issues to answer? Did you ever wonder what are The Rejected Realms' community political beliefs? Well we have an activity for you on Fridays! I've created a new nation called The unicornian isles as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy but the direction the nation takes will be entirely up to you and how you vote. Every Friday we will provide a list of the 5 issues facing the nation and you will have the chance to tell us how you want the issues answered. The options with the most votes for each issue will be how it is answered. We encourage you to have fun with this and maybe even campaign your fellow nations to vote certain ways on certain issues.

Trivia Day

Who doesn't love trivia? It comes in all shapes and sizes and helps you look smart. For all you big brains out there come join us for our Trivia Days and show off all that useless knowledge you have squirreled away in your heads. The categories for a trivia day could be anything really from music (Popmaster), to movies, to history, and everything in between. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Game Day

The Rejected Realms has been known to enjoy various games on discord like Werewolf, Codenames, and Spyfall. On this day every week we'll carve out some time to play a game like these together to coordinate higher participation. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Codenames is a word game splitting the group of players into two teams as evenly as possible, Red Team and Blue Team. Each team has a Spymaster and the Spymasters are in charge of giving out the clues. The game board is split into a 5X5 board of cards with words on them. Each card on the board falls into one of 4 categories: a word that red team is trying to guess, a word that blue team is trying to guess, a neutral card, and an assassin card that ends the game and causes the team that guesses it to lose the game.

The Spymasters take turns giving clues that would help their team guess the words they have to in order to win. Clues must be 1 word and not contain any of the words on the board. Clues will also say how many words the clue is for. For example a Spymaster might give the clue Water 2, if its team needs to guess Lake and River on the board. The Spymaster's team, must take at least one guess per round but if it doesn't feel sure about the other words for the clue it can pass the rest of its turn to the next team. If a team guesses as many of their words as the Spymaster numbers in the clue, then that team earns a bonus guess if they so choose. There is no number limit you can give in your clue. First team to guess all its words without uncovering the assassin wins the game.

The game is called Spyfall and how it works is all the players except one are told the secret location out of 20 listed locations. That one person is the spy. Players take turns asking questions to other players that help them to figure out who knows the secret location and who doesn’t. However they must be careful not to be too obvious, because at any time the spy can declare themselves and guess what the secret location is. If they are right, the spy wins! The rest of the players win if the spy guesses wrong or if they open a vote and unanimously determine who the spy is.

Werewolf is a social deduction game also known as Mafia and similar to Town of Salem. At its most basic it pits a team of werewolves who know each other against a team of villagers who do not know who the other villagers are nor do they know who the werewolves are. At the start of the game, each player is secretly assigned a role affiliated with one of these teams. The game has two alternating phases: first, a night role, during which those with night killing powers may covertly kill other players, and second, a day role, in which surviving players debate the identities of players and vote to eliminate a suspect. The game continues until the villagers kill all the werewolves or up until the werewolves outnumber the villagers.
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Pluche animals are cute! But still I entered the competition with a crocheted one... must show off my skill as a crocheter.

If you don't know what I am talking about, read the rmb Culture agenda!

September 2020 Culture Calendar

The Rejected Realms is back with its second ever Culture Calendar. This month we'll be doing a variety of activities and games every day for you to have fun with. This is your chance to have some friendly competition with others, make some friends, and win some awards. And if you all like it we'll keep bringing it back.

Everyday the dispatch will be updated to explain how to participate in that day's activity towards the top. So keep your eyes on this. Below is the calendar so circle the days and be there for the ones that interest you! You don't have to be a member of The Rejected Realms to take part in the activities.

If you have any questions please telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Friday September 25th is Community Nation Issue Answering Day

There are 4 issues that The unicornian isles faces and it needs you, the people of The Rejected Realms to help guide it. In the spoilers below are all 4 issues with the options. It's up to you to decide what this young nation will become. Will it be a dictatorship or a democracy? Will it be communist or capitalist? Will it care about its people or will it act absolutely insane? You and everyone else get to decide! It's time to see where TRR's community stands on the issues! Send me a ballot like the sample below indicating which option you choose for each issue and the options with the most votes for each issue will be selected. You can telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Sample Ballot
Issue 1. Option 2
Issue 2. Option 1
Issue 3. Option 2
Issue 4. Option 1

Issue 1: Scientists and animal rights activists have once again brought up the debate over animal experimentation to your attention.

Option 1: “What have those poor, defenceless animals ever done to us?” asks Basil Farnsworth, owner of the East The Unicornian Isles Porpoise Sanctuary. “Kidnapping these helpless creatures from their habitat simply to stick probes and needles in them is just barbaric! How would you like it if someone caged you in a lab and conducted tests on you just to find out whether a new product was fit for sale? Experimenting on animals ought to be banned!”

Option 2: “It is not unethical,” replies Dr. Francine Mansbridge, the chief surgeon at The Unicornian Isles’s largest cancer research clinic. “The unethical thing to do would be to deny the public of the benefit of the great scientific advancements we’re making! If we have to sacrifice some animals in the name of science, healthcare, or slightly prettier eyeliner, then that’s just what we’ve got to do! Think of the lives we could save! All we require is more government support and funding for this worthy cause.”

Issue 2: Rumors tell that the Order of Violet has infiltrated schools in The Unicornian Isles to brainwash the youngest generations. Fears of Violetist takeover have prompted all other faiths to unite for the first time ever.

Option 1: “Preposterous!” dismisses Steve Bone, the head of the The Unicornian Isles City District School Board, while hiding an Order of Violet signet ring. “Our schools are performing well, and the children are merely learning to understand different points of view. The only hatred I see is from the hypocrites and paranoid kooks who have no problems forcing their values on our innocent children.”

Option 2: “Terrorists! Terrorists everywhere!” shouts Attila Han, a controversial and xenophobic politician, who inevitably tries to win every debate by claiming all opposing views equate to supporting terrorism. “Screen all teachers, headmasters, and aides for possible Violetist ties. Force the schools to adopt an unapologetic pro-Unicornian Islesian curriculum. We all know these Violetists hate everything The Unicornian Isles stands for! Anyone who disagrees is a terrorist-sympathizing, Violetist-loving traitor!”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough,” claims the leader of The Tranquility of Yellow, an ancient religion that has a just-as-ancient feud with Violetism. “These heretics have been a danger ever since the Grand Schism, and they must be dealt with accordingly. I suggest we start up an inquisition. My people will find these Violetists, and see if they can be converted to our true religion or renounce their faith. Whichever one the government prefers. We’re not picky. If not... the stake. BURN THEM ALL! Or hang them. Just get rid of those creepy Violetists, okay?”

Option 4: “What are we? Barbarians?” queries popular agnostic speaker Fanny North, whose personal motto is ‘Question Everything’. “I don’t see anything wrong with teaching Violetism. Not every Violetist is some crazed wacko, you know. However, schools should teach all different faiths, including non-belief, in a neutral and understanding way in the interest of fairness. If we want to eliminate hatred, the schools are a good place to start.”

Issue 3: Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a the Rejected Realms-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.

Option 1: “WAHAAAAY!” screams Jenna Cooper, captain of The Unicornian Isles City’s premier division ballroom dancing team. “Finally, a chance to show the world exactly how great I am! Everybody’s always complaining that The Unicornian Isles never does well in sports and you know why? It’s because we’re never in front of the home crowd, that’s why! We’re going to need a great big stadium! No! TWO stadiums! WHOOP! OL-YM-PICS! OL-YM-PICS!”

Option 2: “Oh great,” mutters Montgomery Khachaturian, spokesperson for the Angry Taxpayer Society. “That’s all we need, more things to pour money into for no obvious reason. Surely it would be easier to just let another country host the Olympics and keep the cash? Then maybe it could go to something useful, like, I don’t know... my wallet?”

Option 3: “We’d be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up,” says Sun Riker, your Minister of Sports. “But we’ve got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won’t be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Also, a little something from the government to show our appreciation to the athletes that bring home gold wouldn’t go amiss. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone’s tax kronor!”

Option 4: “There’s nothing like a feat of strength to please the dull-witted masses, is there?” sighs Beverly Young, flipping through ‘One Hundred Gambits for Advanced Go Players’. “It’s so boring. Why can’t more intellectual pursuits be given the spotlight, like chess or debating matches? Ban organised sports and make our dreams come true! I think you’ll find it comes at a far lower price than the populist Olympics ever will.”

Issue 4: An unprecedented spectacle unfolded yesterday when Minister of Energy Don Lamancha was attending a conference on alternate energy resources. Lamancha is reported to have attacked a wind turbine with an improvised spear, all the time shouting loudly that it was trying to kill him. It turns out that the minister was suffering from schizophrenia, which he had not previously disclosed for fear of losing his job.

Option 1: “My behaviour was completely uncalled for,” apologizes Lamancha. “My medication timings were a little mixed up by all the travelling, and I genuinely believed for a moment that the wind turbine was a giant. I assure you, I am still capable of doing my job, and it would be a good thing for this country if you were to show some kindness here. No-one should be discriminated against because of mental illness.”

Option 2: “He must stand down!” grandiosely demands your Secretary of State Sigmund Narcissus, stepping directly in front of the Energy Minister with clear intent to exclude the man. “It’s fine for mentally weak people to participate in low-level jobs like pizza delivery or drink-bottling, but they have no business being in government. Imagine the danger that we would face if we left cruise missile launch codes with a psychotic individual! Politicians with mental disorders must be given the sack.”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough!” screams your National Security Advisor, who appears to be wearing a highly-reflective helmet. “How can we be sure that people with mental disorders won’t poison our food or sabotage our infrastructure in a fit of madness? We must bar them completely from all forms of employment. That way-” He stops abruptly and glares suspiciously at a nearby television. “Can we adjourn to another room? I think we’re being spied on.”

Calendar

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

1

Theme Day on Discord

2

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

3

Card Day

4

Community Nation Issue Answering

5

Trivia Day - TBD

6

Game Day - Codenames

7

Wacky RMB Rule Day

8

Theme Day on Discord

9

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

10

Card Day

11

Community Nation Issue Answering

12

Trivia Day - TBD

13

Game Day - Werewolf

14

Wacky RMB Rule Day

15

Theme Day on Discord

16

Puzzle Day - Modified Boggle

17

Card Day

18

Community Nation Issue Answering

19

Trivia Day - TBD

20

Game Day - Spyfall

21

Wacky RMB Rule Day

22

Theme Day on Discord

23

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

24

Card Day

25

Community Nation Issue Answering

26

Trivia Day - TBD

27

Game Day - Codenames

28

Wacky RMB Rule Day

29

Theme Day on Discord

30

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

Wacky RMB Rule Day

On these days our Regional Message Board will be given a specific rule. For example it could be something like "all sentences must be written backwards" or something else silly. All posts made on the Regional Message Board will have to follow this rule or the Regional Officers will suppress the rule-breaking posts with extreme prejudice. Don't test us!

Theme Day on Discord

Every Tuesday in our regional discord server, we give out a theme. Based off of the theme, members of the discord server are supposed to change their nicknames and profile pictures to fit the theme. For example the theme could be villains and you could change your picture to Thanos and your nickname. At the end of the day, the Delegate and Officers consult with each other to decide whose picture and name they liked the best out of everyone who participated. Creativity is encouraged!

If you'd like to participate in these you'll have to join our regional discord server. Here's the Linkinvite.

Puzzle Day

Do you consider yourself someone with a high IQ? A great problem solver? A word smith? A Mensa member? Well for all of you brainiacs out there you can put your thinking skills to the test on our Puzzle Days. On these days we will release a puzzle in this dispatch and you'll just have to submit the answers. Don't ruin it for anyone else though! And by the way, the types of puzzles we're talking about are not the jigsaw kind. They're more like word puzzles or codes. There will be some variety week to week like Cryptograms, Sudoku, and more.

Cryptograms are basically coded passages where the true letters of the message were replaced by other letters. The goal is to search for patterns and crack which letters represent which so you can see what the real message is. Here is an example below.

The solution is: Style and structure are the essence of a book; great ideas are hogwash.

Sudoku is a number puzzle wherein there is a 9x9 grid with 3x3 sub grids where the goal is to fill the digits in using 1 through 9 such that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 subgrids that compose the grid contain all of the digits from 1 to 9. Here is an example below.

Boggle is a word game where letters are arranged in a 4x4 grid and you make as many words as you can by connecting adjacent letter tiles. In our Modified Boggle version you will be given the board and you will have to find as many words 6 or more letters that you can. Maybe that sounds hard but this one isn't timed like the original version so you can handle it. Below is an example of how you connect letters in Boggle. The word created is "super".

Card Day

Whenever you answer issues for your nation you have a chance of earning a card pack that contains trading cards of other nations. Well on Card Days we're going to give you a theme and you will have to send us a card that you own that fits that theme. You can explain that the name or the flag fits it or give some other explanation. For example I could say, the theme is summer and someone could send me a card that has a beach on the flag and that would count. If they don’t already own one then they can try to buy one from somebody or try to farm it that day. Or get really creative in the explanation. The first few people to send in their cards for that day will win an Epic Card.

Community Nation Issue Answering

Ever wish you had more issues to answer? Did you ever wonder what are The Rejected Realms' community political beliefs? Well we have an activity for you on Fridays! I've created a new nation called The unicornian isles as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy but the direction the nation takes will be entirely up to you and how you vote. Every Friday we will provide a list of the 5 issues facing the nation and you will have the chance to tell us how you want the issues answered. The options with the most votes for each issue will be how it is answered. We encourage you to have fun with this and maybe even campaign your fellow nations to vote certain ways on certain issues.

Trivia Day

Who doesn't love trivia? It comes in all shapes and sizes and helps you look smart. For all you big brains out there come join us for our Trivia Days and show off all that useless knowledge you have squirreled away in your heads. The categories for a trivia day could be anything really from music (Popmaster), to movies, to history, and everything in between. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Game Day

The Rejected Realms has been known to enjoy various games on discord like Werewolf, Codenames, and Spyfall. On this day every week we'll carve out some time to play a game like these together to coordinate higher participation. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Codenames is a word game splitting the group of players into two teams as evenly as possible, Red Team and Blue Team. Each team has a Spymaster and the Spymasters are in charge of giving out the clues. The game board is split into a 5X5 board of cards with words on them. Each card on the board falls into one of 4 categories: a word that red team is trying to guess, a word that blue team is trying to guess, a neutral card, and an assassin card that ends the game and causes the team that guesses it to lose the game.

The Spymasters take turns giving clues that would help their team guess the words they have to in order to win. Clues must be 1 word and not contain any of the words on the board. Clues will also say how many words the clue is for. For example a Spymaster might give the clue Water 2, if its team needs to guess Lake and River on the board. The Spymaster's team, must take at least one guess per round but if it doesn't feel sure about the other words for the clue it can pass the rest of its turn to the next team. If a team guesses as many of their words as the Spymaster numbers in the clue, then that team earns a bonus guess if they so choose. There is no number limit you can give in your clue. First team to guess all its words without uncovering the assassin wins the game.

The game is called Spyfall and how it works is all the players except one are told the secret location out of 20 listed locations. That one person is the spy. Players take turns asking questions to other players that help them to figure out who knows the secret location and who doesn’t. However they must be careful not to be too obvious, because at any time the spy can declare themselves and guess what the secret location is. If they are right, the spy wins! The rest of the players win if the spy guesses wrong or if they open a vote and unanimously determine who the spy is.

Werewolf is a social deduction game also known as Mafia and similar to Town of Salem. At its most basic it pits a team of werewolves who know each other against a team of villagers who do not know who the other villagers are nor do they know who the werewolves are. At the start of the game, each player is secretly assigned a role affiliated with one of these teams. The game has two alternating phases: first, a night role, during which those with night killing powers may covertly kill other players, and second, a day role, in which surviving players debate the identities of players and vote to eliminate a suspect. The game continues until the villagers kill all the werewolves or up until the werewolves outnumber the villagers.
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Thepeopl wrote:Pluche animals are cute! But still I entered the competition with a crocheted one... must show off my skill as a crocheter.

If you don't know what I am talking about, read the rmb Culture agenda!

September 2020 Culture Calendar

The Rejected Realms is back with its second ever Culture Calendar. This month we'll be doing a variety of activities and games every day for you to have fun with. This is your chance to have some friendly competition with others, make some friends, and win some awards. And if you all like it we'll keep bringing it back.

Everyday the dispatch will be updated to explain how to participate in that day's activity towards the top. So keep your eyes on this. Below is the calendar so circle the days and be there for the ones that interest you! You don't have to be a member of The Rejected Realms to take part in the activities.

If you have any questions please telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Friday September 25th is Community Nation Issue Answering Day

There are 4 issues that The unicornian isles faces and it needs you, the people of The Rejected Realms to help guide it. In the spoilers below are all 4 issues with the options. It's up to you to decide what this young nation will become. Will it be a dictatorship or a democracy? Will it be communist or capitalist? Will it care about its people or will it act absolutely insane? You and everyone else get to decide! It's time to see where TRR's community stands on the issues! Send me a ballot like the sample below indicating which option you choose for each issue and the options with the most votes for each issue will be selected. You can telegram me at Dead i jack or message me on discord at Mad-Eye Jack#6068

Sample Ballot
Issue 1. Option 2
Issue 2. Option 1
Issue 3. Option 2
Issue 4. Option 1

Issue 1: Scientists and animal rights activists have once again brought up the debate over animal experimentation to your attention.

Option 1: “What have those poor, defenceless animals ever done to us?” asks Basil Farnsworth, owner of the East The Unicornian Isles Porpoise Sanctuary. “Kidnapping these helpless creatures from their habitat simply to stick probes and needles in them is just barbaric! How would you like it if someone caged you in a lab and conducted tests on you just to find out whether a new product was fit for sale? Experimenting on animals ought to be banned!”

Option 2: “It is not unethical,” replies Dr. Francine Mansbridge, the chief surgeon at The Unicornian Isles’s largest cancer research clinic. “The unethical thing to do would be to deny the public of the benefit of the great scientific advancements we’re making! If we have to sacrifice some animals in the name of science, healthcare, or slightly prettier eyeliner, then that’s just what we’ve got to do! Think of the lives we could save! All we require is more government support and funding for this worthy cause.”

Issue 2: Rumors tell that the Order of Violet has infiltrated schools in The Unicornian Isles to brainwash the youngest generations. Fears of Violetist takeover have prompted all other faiths to unite for the first time ever.

Option 1: “Preposterous!” dismisses Steve Bone, the head of the The Unicornian Isles City District School Board, while hiding an Order of Violet signet ring. “Our schools are performing well, and the children are merely learning to understand different points of view. The only hatred I see is from the hypocrites and paranoid kooks who have no problems forcing their values on our innocent children.”

Option 2: “Terrorists! Terrorists everywhere!” shouts Attila Han, a controversial and xenophobic politician, who inevitably tries to win every debate by claiming all opposing views equate to supporting terrorism. “Screen all teachers, headmasters, and aides for possible Violetist ties. Force the schools to adopt an unapologetic pro-Unicornian Islesian curriculum. We all know these Violetists hate everything The Unicornian Isles stands for! Anyone who disagrees is a terrorist-sympathizing, Violetist-loving traitor!”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough,” claims the leader of The Tranquility of Yellow, an ancient religion that has a just-as-ancient feud with Violetism. “These heretics have been a danger ever since the Grand Schism, and they must be dealt with accordingly. I suggest we start up an inquisition. My people will find these Violetists, and see if they can be converted to our true religion or renounce their faith. Whichever one the government prefers. We’re not picky. If not... the stake. BURN THEM ALL! Or hang them. Just get rid of those creepy Violetists, okay?”

Option 4: “What are we? Barbarians?” queries popular agnostic speaker Fanny North, whose personal motto is ‘Question Everything’. “I don’t see anything wrong with teaching Violetism. Not every Violetist is some crazed wacko, you know. However, schools should teach all different faiths, including non-belief, in a neutral and understanding way in the interest of fairness. If we want to eliminate hatred, the schools are a good place to start.”

Issue 3: Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a the Rejected Realms-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.

Option 1: “WAHAAAAY!” screams Jenna Cooper, captain of The Unicornian Isles City’s premier division ballroom dancing team. “Finally, a chance to show the world exactly how great I am! Everybody’s always complaining that The Unicornian Isles never does well in sports and you know why? It’s because we’re never in front of the home crowd, that’s why! We’re going to need a great big stadium! No! TWO stadiums! WHOOP! OL-YM-PICS! OL-YM-PICS!”

Option 2: “Oh great,” mutters Montgomery Khachaturian, spokesperson for the Angry Taxpayer Society. “That’s all we need, more things to pour money into for no obvious reason. Surely it would be easier to just let another country host the Olympics and keep the cash? Then maybe it could go to something useful, like, I don’t know... my wallet?”

Option 3: “We’d be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up,” says Sun Riker, your Minister of Sports. “But we’ve got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won’t be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Also, a little something from the government to show our appreciation to the athletes that bring home gold wouldn’t go amiss. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone’s tax kronor!”

Option 4: “There’s nothing like a feat of strength to please the dull-witted masses, is there?” sighs Beverly Young, flipping through ‘One Hundred Gambits for Advanced Go Players’. “It’s so boring. Why can’t more intellectual pursuits be given the spotlight, like chess or debating matches? Ban organised sports and make our dreams come true! I think you’ll find it comes at a far lower price than the populist Olympics ever will.”

Issue 4: An unprecedented spectacle unfolded yesterday when Minister of Energy Don Lamancha was attending a conference on alternate energy resources. Lamancha is reported to have attacked a wind turbine with an improvised spear, all the time shouting loudly that it was trying to kill him. It turns out that the minister was suffering from schizophrenia, which he had not previously disclosed for fear of losing his job.

Option 1: “My behaviour was completely uncalled for,” apologizes Lamancha. “My medication timings were a little mixed up by all the travelling, and I genuinely believed for a moment that the wind turbine was a giant. I assure you, I am still capable of doing my job, and it would be a good thing for this country if you were to show some kindness here. No-one should be discriminated against because of mental illness.”

Option 2: “He must stand down!” grandiosely demands your Secretary of State Sigmund Narcissus, stepping directly in front of the Energy Minister with clear intent to exclude the man. “It’s fine for mentally weak people to participate in low-level jobs like pizza delivery or drink-bottling, but they have no business being in government. Imagine the danger that we would face if we left cruise missile launch codes with a psychotic individual! Politicians with mental disorders must be given the sack.”

Option 3: “That doesn’t go far enough!” screams your National Security Advisor, who appears to be wearing a highly-reflective helmet. “How can we be sure that people with mental disorders won’t poison our food or sabotage our infrastructure in a fit of madness? We must bar them completely from all forms of employment. That way-” He stops abruptly and glares suspiciously at a nearby television. “Can we adjourn to another room? I think we’re being spied on.”

Calendar

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

1

Theme Day on Discord

2

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

3

Card Day

4

Community Nation Issue Answering

5

Trivia Day - TBD

6

Game Day - Codenames

7

Wacky RMB Rule Day

8

Theme Day on Discord

9

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

10

Card Day

11

Community Nation Issue Answering

12

Trivia Day - TBD

13

Game Day - Werewolf

14

Wacky RMB Rule Day

15

Theme Day on Discord

16

Puzzle Day - Modified Boggle

17

Card Day

18

Community Nation Issue Answering

19

Trivia Day - TBD

20

Game Day - Spyfall

21

Wacky RMB Rule Day

22

Theme Day on Discord

23

Puzzle Day - Sudoku

24

Card Day

25

Community Nation Issue Answering

26

Trivia Day - TBD

27

Game Day - Codenames

28

Wacky RMB Rule Day

29

Theme Day on Discord

30

Puzzle Day - Cryptogram

Wacky RMB Rule Day

On these days our Regional Message Board will be given a specific rule. For example it could be something like "all sentences must be written backwards" or something else silly. All posts made on the Regional Message Board will have to follow this rule or the Regional Officers will suppress the rule-breaking posts with extreme prejudice. Don't test us!

Theme Day on Discord

Every Tuesday in our regional discord server, we give out a theme. Based off of the theme, members of the discord server are supposed to change their nicknames and profile pictures to fit the theme. For example the theme could be villains and you could change your picture to Thanos and your nickname. At the end of the day, the Delegate and Officers consult with each other to decide whose picture and name they liked the best out of everyone who participated. Creativity is encouraged!

If you'd like to participate in these you'll have to join our regional discord server. Here's the Linkinvite.

Puzzle Day

Do you consider yourself someone with a high IQ? A great problem solver? A word smith? A Mensa member? Well for all of you brainiacs out there you can put your thinking skills to the test on our Puzzle Days. On these days we will release a puzzle in this dispatch and you'll just have to submit the answers. Don't ruin it for anyone else though! And by the way, the types of puzzles we're talking about are not the jigsaw kind. They're more like word puzzles or codes. There will be some variety week to week like Cryptograms, Sudoku, and more.

Cryptograms are basically coded passages where the true letters of the message were replaced by other letters. The goal is to search for patterns and crack which letters represent which so you can see what the real message is. Here is an example below.

The solution is: Style and structure are the essence of a book; great ideas are hogwash.

Sudoku is a number puzzle wherein there is a 9x9 grid with 3x3 sub grids where the goal is to fill the digits in using 1 through 9 such that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 subgrids that compose the grid contain all of the digits from 1 to 9. Here is an example below.

Boggle is a word game where letters are arranged in a 4x4 grid and you make as many words as you can by connecting adjacent letter tiles. In our Modified Boggle version you will be given the board and you will have to find as many words 6 or more letters that you can. Maybe that sounds hard but this one isn't timed like the original version so you can handle it. Below is an example of how you connect letters in Boggle. The word created is "super".

Card Day

Whenever you answer issues for your nation you have a chance of earning a card pack that contains trading cards of other nations. Well on Card Days we're going to give you a theme and you will have to send us a card that you own that fits that theme. You can explain that the name or the flag fits it or give some other explanation. For example I could say, the theme is summer and someone could send me a card that has a beach on the flag and that would count. If they don’t already own one then they can try to buy one from somebody or try to farm it that day. Or get really creative in the explanation. The first few people to send in their cards for that day will win an Epic Card.

Community Nation Issue Answering

Ever wish you had more issues to answer? Did you ever wonder what are The Rejected Realms' community political beliefs? Well we have an activity for you on Fridays! I've created a new nation called The unicornian isles as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy but the direction the nation takes will be entirely up to you and how you vote. Every Friday we will provide a list of the 5 issues facing the nation and you will have the chance to tell us how you want the issues answered. The options with the most votes for each issue will be how it is answered. We encourage you to have fun with this and maybe even campaign your fellow nations to vote certain ways on certain issues.

Trivia Day

Who doesn't love trivia? It comes in all shapes and sizes and helps you look smart. For all you big brains out there come join us for our Trivia Days and show off all that useless knowledge you have squirreled away in your heads. The categories for a trivia day could be anything really from music (Popmaster), to movies, to history, and everything in between. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Game Day

The Rejected Realms has been known to enjoy various games on discord like Werewolf, Codenames, and Spyfall. On this day every week we'll carve out some time to play a game like these together to coordinate higher participation. You'll have to join our discord though to play so here is an Linkinvite to our server.

Codenames is a word game splitting the group of players into two teams as evenly as possible, Red Team and Blue Team. Each team has a Spymaster and the Spymasters are in charge of giving out the clues. The game board is split into a 5X5 board of cards with words on them. Each card on the board falls into one of 4 categories: a word that red team is trying to guess, a word that blue team is trying to guess, a neutral card, and an assassin card that ends the game and causes the team that guesses it to lose the game.

The Spymasters take turns giving clues that would help their team guess the words they have to in order to win. Clues must be 1 word and not contain any of the words on the board. Clues will also say how many words the clue is for. For example a Spymaster might give the clue Water 2, if its team needs to guess Lake and River on the board. The Spymaster's team, must take at least one guess per round but if it doesn't feel sure about the other words for the clue it can pass the rest of its turn to the next team. If a team guesses as many of their words as the Spymaster numbers in the clue, then that team earns a bonus guess if they so choose. There is no number limit you can give in your clue. First team to guess all its words without uncovering the assassin wins the game.

The game is called Spyfall and how it works is all the players except one are told the secret location out of 20 listed locations. That one person is the spy. Players take turns asking questions to other players that help them to figure out who knows the secret location and who doesn’t. However they must be careful not to be too obvious, because at any time the spy can declare themselves and guess what the secret location is. If they are right, the spy wins! The rest of the players win if the spy guesses wrong or if they open a vote and unanimously determine who the spy is.

Werewolf is a social deduction game also known as Mafia and similar to Town of Salem. At its most basic it pits a team of werewolves who know each other against a team of villagers who do not know who the other villagers are nor do they know who the werewolves are. At the start of the game, each player is secretly assigned a role affiliated with one of these teams. The game has two alternating phases: first, a night role, during which those with night killing powers may covertly kill other players, and second, a day role, in which surviving players debate the identities of players and vote to eliminate a suspect. The game continues until the villagers kill all the werewolves or up until the werewolves outnumber the villagers.
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And yes, you need discord in your life!

wait, are you baby cthulu?

i need to flee, the W.A. isn't protecting me anymore!

Kraljevstvo Rata, Thepeopl, and Coasta sol

Saleerica wrote:i need to flee, the W.A. isn't protecting me anymore!

I also need to flee. Apparently, the W.A. thinks i'm part of some stupid fake "scandal".

Coasta sol wrote:I also need to flee. Apparently, the W.A. thinks i'm part of some stupid fake "scandal".

Did you log onto multiple nations while multiple were in the World Assembly?

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Or have multiple nations in the WA at all.

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