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Post self-deleted by Eripolis.

The sands casino clerk

Eripolis wrote:fills out paperwork, then takes the key

Thanks for the suite- wait, Howard? Is that you?

Howard gives a conspiracistal smile

Hey buddy. Took you long enough to realise. How do you think I earn cash? The space gig, while fun, only pays the bills and for the basics. It doesn't pay enough for extras like advanced spacesuits, shuttle repairs and all that. Now, back to business.

He takes the paperwork away and puts it in the safe.

Do you need someone to take your luggage to your room?

The sands casino clerk wrote:Howard gives a conspiracistal smile

Hey buddy. Took you long enough to realise. How do you think I earn cash? The space gig, while fun, only pays the bills and for the basics. It doesn't pay enough for extras like advanced spacesuits, shuttle repairs and all that. Now, back to business.

He takes the paperwork away and puts it in the safe.

Do you need someone to take your luggage to your room?

All I brought was my T3200 laptop, which is a goddamn pain to lug around. Sure, take my luggage, just be careful because it's fragile.

Anacin and The sands casino clerk

The sands casino clerk

Eripolis wrote:All I brought was my T3200 laptop, which is a goddamn pain to lug around. Sure, take my luggage, just be careful because it's fragile.

The clerk calls over a employee to take the luggage to his room

Well enjoy your time here!

Eripolis wrote:All I brought was my T3200 laptop, which is a goddamn pain to lug around. Sure, take my luggage, just be careful because it's fragile.

I come back here for the first time is so odd, what a month, and someone managed to break the space time continuum

Goes to the bartender.

Hi, a white russian

The chairman of the board, Dhelerum, and The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:I come back here for the first time is so odd, what a month, and someone managed to break the space time continuum

Goes to the bartender.

Hi, a white russian

*Slides it down the bar*

Here you go sir

Anacin and The sands casino clerk

Dhelerum wrote:*Slides it down the bar*

Here you go sir

Thank you, Marty.

Drinks his drink. Point to the people

Who are they?

Dhelerum and The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:Thank you, Marty.

Drinks his drink. Point to the people

Who are they?

How should I know? I just serve the drinks and dont ask questions. The best way to stay alive.

Anacin and The sands casino clerk

Dhelerum wrote:How should I know? I just serve the drinks and dont ask questions. The best way to stay alive.

Touche, Lights a Salem cig. Want one.

Dhelerum and The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:Touche, Lights a Salem cig. Want one.

Why not, keep till my break comes along.

Anacin and The sands casino clerk

The sands casino clerk

The clerk begins to fall asleep

*The croupier makes his way from the tables to the staff room. As he passes the bar he hears:*

Anacin wrote:Hi, a white russian

Damn Pinko
*He continues through the lobby*

The sands casino clerk wrote:The clerk begins to fall asleep

*The croupier slams the bell hard. The ring reverberates loudly for a surprisingly long time.*

Stay awake, kid. What are you doing with a chair there? Put that in the office, and stay on your feet. That'll keep you awake.

Good grief, where do we get the staff from?

Dhelerum, Anacin, and The sands casino clerk

The Sands Casino wrote:Good grief, where do we get the staff from?

From the loonie bin.

The sands casino clerk

The sands casino clerk

The Sands Casino wrote:*The croupier makes his way from the tables to the staff room. As he passes the bar he hears:*

Damn Pinko
*He continues through the lobby*
*The croupier slams the bell hard. The ring reverberates loudly for a surprisingly long time.*

Stay awake, kid. What are you doing with a chair there? Put that in the office, and stay on your feet. That'll keep you awake.

Good grief, where do we get the staff from?

The clerk jumps up. After being told of, he glares at the croupier.

You try handle a German Noble with a bell ringing addiction, a guy supposedly from outta space, Winston Churchill, the President and a nazi war criminal in hiding. All in the first few days.
Could I get a bonus?

The sands casino clerk wrote:The clerk jumps up. After being told of, he glares at the croupier.

You try handle a German Noble with a bell ringing addiction, a guy supposedly from outta space, Winston Churchill, the President and a nazi war criminal in hiding. All in the first few days.
Could I get a bonus?

*Looks at him incredulously*
You realise people use fake names all the time, right? Though usually it's "Mr and Mrs Smith".

Dhelerum and The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:From the loonie bin.

You again.

cracks knuckles

What the HELL are you doing here?! I thought this was a casino, not a hangout place for Barstooges!

Dhelerum, Anacin, and The sands casino clerk

Eripolis wrote:You again.

cracks knuckles

What the HELL are you doing here?! I thought this was a casino, not a hangout place for Barstooges!

Looks to Marty

Hold my drink will ya.

Goes to talk to Eripolis

Sir, I am simply a Salesman on vacation, living the dream here. Plus Im not the one who kicked you out of that bar, Mr Lake did, he left a while ago. So dont take your anger out on me.

Dhelerum and The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:Looks to Marty

Hold my drink will ya.

Uh sure...

*Lights cigarette and watches.*

The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:Looks to Marty

Hold my drink will ya.

Goes to talk to Eripolis

Sir, I am simply a Salesman on vacation, living the dream here. Plus Im not the one who kicked you out of that bar, Mr Lake did, he left a while ago. So dont take your anger out on me.

Over something very petty. Give me one reason I shouldn't suspect that you know which region told him "reject him or else".

Anacin and The sands casino clerk

*The croupier returns from his break, looking noticeably more relaxed.*

Dhelerum wrote:*Lights cigarette and watches.*

*Rolls his eyes*
Good god, man, why are you trying to light watches? Do you have too many?
Here, mix up a Singapore Sling, and send it over to the Pai Gow table.

Eripolis wrote:Over something very petty. Give me one reason I shouldn't suspect that you know which region told him "reject him or else".

*Takes him gently by the arm*
Now sir, have you ever played Pai Gow? An excellent distraction. I first played it when I was out I the far East. Come this way, and I'll show you the ropes. A Singapore Sling is on its way for you, to get you into the rhythm.

Dhelerum and Anacin

The Sands Casino wrote:*Takes him gently by the arm*
Now sir, have you ever played Pai Gow? An excellent distraction. I first played it when I was out I the far East. Come this way, and I'll show you the ropes. A Singapore Sling is on its way for you, to get you into the rhythm.

groans slightly Fine. I'm wasting my time arguing over a silly removal, anyway.

Edit: What's a Singapore Sling? A drink or cocktail of some kind?

The Sands Casino and The sands casino clerk

Eripolis wrote:Over something very petty. Give me one reason I shouldn't suspect that you know which region told him "reject him or else".

He kicked you out, because of somthin he didn't agree with, he died, again, a bit ago. so calm down.

The Sands Casino wrote:*Takes him gently by the arm*
Now sir, have you ever played Pai Gow? An excellent distraction. I first played it when I was out I the far East. Come this way, and I'll show you the ropes. A Singapore Sling is on its way for you, to get you into the rhythm.

sighs

Oh Thank god.

Goes back to his drink

The Sands Casino and The sands casino clerk

The Sands Casino wrote:*The croupier returns from his break, looking noticeably more relaxed.*
*Rolls his eyes*
Good god, man, why are you trying to light watches? Do you have too many?
Here, mix up a Singapore Sling, and send it over to the Pai Gow table.

*Salutes and gets the drinks and sends it over to the tables.*

The Sands Casino and The sands casino clerk

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The sands casino clerk

Anacin wrote:He kicked you out, because of somthin he didn't agree with, he died, again, a bit ago. so calm down.

sighs

Oh Thank god.

Goes back to his drink

The clerk walks out of the break room with a M14 Rifle aimed at Anacin

Calm it laddie. I’m with Mr Eriplos here on what happened. All of you calm down and head back to your seats.

Dhelerum and Anacin

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