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Auphelia wrote:Thank you!

The fans are working at high capacity!

*points to her various manservants, waving massive fans to push the stench of blood, bile, and despair out into the upper world*

Nice! And maybe it's powered by boiling blood!

German hapsburg wrote:Good Morning Everyone

Morning!

The Filippinas wrote:
Lol
Pol rn: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcR3xEnmSLinwbQg5ioxXr6VTxcmO03VTKRBZwX4MnkP97Feafxb

Anyways... Heh *uses a large and sharp dagger to try and cut the bandages*
Just hope Im not aiming for your face right now (~_^)
*wraps you in the most floofiest of tails*
Yes, yes you shall recieve 😊

*sighs* I hate myself now...

What a morning....
*drinks coffee*

That's a very apt picture.
Toilet Paper Seller:"ONCE BROKEN, CONSIDERED SOLD!"
Good luck with that.

Auphelia wrote:Honestly!

They don't even build an entire religion centred around themselves from the ground up before trying to pull these ridiculous stunts!

So, how is it to be a citizen?

Not in a cruel way, just curious.

What's wrong, criminal scum?

*puts paper in her typewriter and prepares to type*

I will be sure to record a formal complaint.

Being a citizen is fine, thank you very much. We just die. In gruesome ways.
*pauses*
DON'T GET ANY IDEAS....

Auphelia and Hammersteinia

Poleande wrote:Being a citizen is fine, thank you very much. We just die. In gruesome ways.
*pauses*
DON'T GET ANY IDEAS....

*cackles*

You can't give me any ideas I haven't already considered.

*tosses you into the boiling, bubbling blood below*

Beepee and Poleande

Auphelia wrote:What's wrong, criminal scum?

*puts paper in her typewriter and prepares to type*

I will be sure to record a formal complaint.

Nope, I'm not talking.
*sits in the cage in silence*

Auphelia, Beepee, and Poleande

Poleande wrote:

Morning!

Hello Sir!

Beepee and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:Nope, I'm not talking.
*sits in the cage in silence*

Good!

Another five star review!

I see no reason to change things now.

*is happy*

Since you're happy, I suppose you don't need a complimentary dinner.

*throws away the delicately cooked lamb and braised potatoes with a dish of ice cream and flan her finest chefs had prepared, sending it tumbling out into the void*

Si-topia, Beepee, Lily pad nation, and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:Nope, I'm not talking.
*sits in the cage in silence*

Oh no! Si appears to have gone mute!

*quickly presses all the buttons on the remote*

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Poleande

German hapsburg

Si-topia wrote:Nope, I'm not talking.
*sits in the cage in silence*

Closes the cage and lockes it and throw the key in the volcano

Si-topia, Beepee, and Poleande

Beepee wrote:Oh no! Si appears to have gone mute!

*quickly presses all the buttons on the remote*

Oh, sorry, I had removed the batteries to power my electric whip.

*taps on Si*

Maybe if we turn her off and turn her back on again?

*gets out her favourite dragon killing knife*

Beepee and Poleande

Auphelia wrote:Good!

Another five star review!

I see no reason to change things now.

*is happy*

Since you're happy, I suppose you don't need a complimentary dinner.

*throws away the delicately cooked lamb and braised potatoes with a dish of ice cream and flan her finest chefs had prepared, sending it tumbling out into the void*

What •-•

Beepee wrote:Oh no! Si appears to have gone mute!

*quickly presses all the buttons on the remote*

I'm not a tv...

German hapsburg wrote:Closes the cage and lockes it and throw the key in the volcano

Hey! That's not cool!

Auphelia, Beepee, and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:What •-•
I'm not a tv...

Not with that attitude, you're not!

*affixes an antenna to your head*

Now hold still, we've almost got a signal!

Si-topia and Poleande

The six regions of tuhareviatisem

Does anyone know how to change the language on baidu

Poleande

Si-topia wrote:

I'm not a tv...

😶

But Tele is my favourite!

Si-topia and Poleande

Poleande

Auphelia wrote:*cackles*

You can't give me any ideas I haven't already considered.

*tosses you into the boiling, bubbling blood below*

*Teleports behind you and pole-whacks you*

German hapsburg wrote:Closes the cage and lockes it and throw the key in the volcano

Nooo! Thankfully, I can shapeshifts!
*Transforms into a person with the key*

Auphelia wrote:Not with that attitude, you're not!

*affixes an antenna to your head*

Now hold still, we've almost got a signal!

*wiggles in the cage, preventing you from getting signal*

Beepee wrote:😶

But Tele is my favourite!

Well I'm a tv now :/

Auphelia and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:*wiggles in the cage, preventing you from getting signal*
Well I'm a tv now :/

Not a very good one!

*whacks your side and twists your knobs*

Si-topia and Poleande

Auphelia wrote:Not a very good one!

*whacks your side and twists your knobs*

OW!
*smacks*
Keep your hands off of me!!

Quiescent, Auphelia, and Poleande

Auctoritatisque

Si-topia wrote:OW!
*smacks*
Keep your hands off of me!!

*clicks remote* guys the si-topia isn’t working call an electrician

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:OW!
*smacks*
Keep your hands off of me!!

Hm, what a naughty television!

*consults the user manual*

*tickles your elbow and scratches behind your scales*

*the signal comes through*

Ah, there we go!

*adjusts the antenna slightly*

Perfect!

Si-topia and Poleande

[quote=poleande;35159501]Nice! And maybe it's powered by boiling blood!

I just read that we’ve created batteries that can be powered by blood, sweat, and even tears!

Poleande

Auctoritatisque wrote:*clicks remote* guys the si-topia isn’t working call an electrician

I'm working perfectly fine thank you.

Auphelia wrote:Hm, what a naughty television!

*consults the user manual*

*tickles your elbow and scratches behind your scales*

*the signal comes through*

Ah, there we go!

*adjusts the antenna slightly*

Perfect!

*mutes myself*

Auphelia and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:*mutes myself*

Hm.

*rips out your larynx and replaces it with a new one*

I hate when the speakers break.

Si-topia

Hammersteinia wrote:[quote=poleande;35159501]Nice! And maybe it's powered by boiling blood!

I just read that we’ve created batteries that can be powered by blood, sweat, and even tears!

Ooh! *Laughs evilly*

Auphelia and Hammersteinia

Auphelia wrote:Hm.

*rips out your larynx and replaces it with a new one*

I hate when the speakers break.

-_-
*turns myself off*

Auphelia and Poleande

I just realized the infamous a hole who keeps uppercutting people by 0.01 at the last minute of the auction in trading cards is IN THIS REGION!!! I hope nobody else from TSP buys cards from this guy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3g-IMo3C4c

Auphelia and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:-_-
*turns myself off*

*smashes the television*

Bear Connors Paradiso wrote:I just realized the infamous a hole who keeps uppercutting people by 0.01 at the last minute of the auction in trading cards is IN THIS REGION!!! I hope nobody else from TSP buys cards from this guy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3g-IMo3C4c

Ew!

Who is it?

Si-topia and Poleande

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