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Ikjan wrote:

Don't you dare defile Spock -.-

I’m all a tizzy, did I somehow offend your delicate feelers?

Auphelia wrote:

. . .

We don't do that here, dear.

And unless someone is actually your father, please do not refer to them as "daddy".

Thank you very much.

Ok

But I’m still a powerless nation and a baby, so plz someone hug me

Si-topia wrote:

Yeah :/
*hides in your floof*

Hehe, a bit difficult for a grand, majestic dragon such as you to hide in my puny self... *pats*

Hello again

Auphelia wrote:

*wraps you lightly with a tentacle*

Oh, the indignity.

TSP Expose News... Daft Tinkle reporting... recent rumors seem to point to LC Auphelia developing feelings. Does this mean there will be less maiming and more mommy time? These answers and more on our evening edition.

Auphelia wrote:

Euch.

Keep it out of the RMB, you two.

Shhh

Drystar wrote:

TSP Expose News... Daft Tinkle reporting... recent rumors seem to point to LC Auphelia developing feelings. Does this mean there will be less maiming and more mommy time? These answers and more on our evening edition.

I'm the one who stabs everything.

Stabs

Auphelia wrote:

Who says I can't do both?

I can massacre marsupials and still make it to Mommy and Me.

The modern murderess is a woman on the go, and that's why I drink Volaworandian SPIT+, with the fuel I need and nothing I don't.

Live Fast.
Live Hard.
Live SPIT.

_{^{This message has been brought to you by the TSP SPIT Council. This message has not been approved by any doctors with non-online degrees in astrology. Drink at your own risk.}}

Sets on fire

Drystar wrote:

The cynical side of me (who’s kidding, that’s my entire self) wants to know what your getting out of being nice?

Massive piles of gold, jewels, and chocolates from the Regional Council for the Promotion of Safety and Kindness.

Apparently I've been bringing down our rankings with my "wanton murder" and "disregard for the well-being of others", so they're paying me off.

Auphelia wrote:

Massive piles of gold, jewels, and chocolates from the Regional Council for the Promotion of Safety and Kindness.

Apparently I've been bringing down our rankings with my "wanton murder" and "disregard for the well-being of others", so they're paying me off.

So it’s not really being “nice”, it’s just the post chocolate haze. Now it makes sense

Drystar wrote:

So it’s not really being “nice”, it’s just the post chocolate haze. Now it makes sense

Whatever it is, I like it.

Mmm, pass me that dark one, will you?

*munches*

Felis silvestris grampia wrote:

Massacring marsupials?
Is TSP becoming TEPefied?

It's been that way forever.

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:

Yes

Goodness.
Whatever next? Forest government in the delegacy?