*The great monster golem Curlyhoward rises from the stygian depths to fight the evil carbon b*stard known as Choke*
Curlyhoward: "Stop the fires now you blackhearted son of a b*tch! The freaking universe hangs in the balance!"
Choke: "I will finish the forest later. I want you now...."
Curlyhoward: "Just so you know, I didn't washa where the Sun don't shiiiiiiiiiiine!"
Choke: "Nooooooooo! !!!!!!!"
Curlyhoward: "Works alllllll the time...."
Ohhh squeeze him harder. You’ve almost made his eyes pop out.
Speaking of that “global warming” thing I have a theory as to why naranja el presidente wants to purchase Greenland. It’s ingenious really. You see you bottle all the ice before it melts, basically locking up the market on bottled water. Then sale said water for a profit, increasing government revenue while decreasing citizens taxes.
Hey stop stealing my nations economy.
Also... server farms as far as the eye can see.
And whaling and overfishing.
Same old same old :-)
Now that's I've suitably rick-rolled my flag, what new debauchery can get up to?
TSP needs more of this.
Further to the discussion earlier about buying what you already own, I bid 3 sickly penguins.
They're sick because they lay gold-foil covered chocolate eggs.
Maybe those nuclear plants should have been further away from the penguin sanctuary's... oh well.
*Leans back in chair*
But, can your chair do this!?