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Lily Pad Nation wrote:I heard that if you ever see global warming you’re meant to put your arms in the air and pretend you’re a big mean predator to scare it off.

*The great monster golem Curlyhoward rises from the stygian depths to fight the evil carbon b*stard known as Choke*

Curlyhoward: "Stop the fires now you blackhearted son of a b*tch! The freaking universe hangs in the balance!"

Choke: "I will finish the forest later. I want you now...."

Curlyhoward: "Just so you know, I didn't washa where the Sun don't shiiiiiiiiiiine!"

Choke: "Nooooooooo! !!!!!!!"

Curlyhoward: "Works alllllll the time...."

Hello, your Social Democratic friend here

{{Hey I'm not always gonna be active, I have things in the real world to do}}

Galvantoria wrote:Hello, your Social Democratic friend here

welcome!

Kharkiva wrote:{{Hey I'm not always gonna be active, I have things in the real world to do}}

unacceptable... real life is an unnecessary distraction that must be stamped out!

Felesina wrote:So... Hi!!

Cheers!

Volaworand wrote:welcome!
unacceptable... real life is an unnecessary distraction that must be stamped out!
Cheers!

Real life is what created this realm...

Volaworand wrote:The US has 16 territories, so you would think "buying" Greenland would put them in line to be the 67th star... assuming the US moon base doesn't apply for statehood before them, lol.

Anyway... no countries are "for sale" by their monarchs... asking Denmark to "sell" Greenland would be the same as asking Britain to sell Canada just because they also happen to share our queen.

That is false.

Anyone out there, I will gladly sell Volaworand for a lovely hunk of chocolate, or a lovely pile of gold.

Auphelia wrote:That is false.

Anyone out there, I will gladly sell Volaworand for a lovely hunk of chocolate, or a lovely pile of gold.

I'll buy him, i'll give you a truckload of not not gold for him.

Volaworand wrote:*quietly searches TSP for young brides to marry off to TEP royalty*

Preferably ones skilled in knife-work.

Any Takers? Maybe we can finally find poor 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 a wife!

Or a husband.

If they're rich/old enough, sexual preference doesn't matter.

Volaworand wrote:Yes, The world needs more Tom Holland!

Specifically: his abs.

Oh dear.

Voly, darling, remember your blindfold.

Volaworand wrote:heads off to google images searches... for um... research reasons.

This is for Science!

EDIT:
Does anyone have a towel?

. . .

Oh dear.

Lerasi wrote:I absolutely agree that Disney is way too greedy, but if you think about it it could be justified if you look at it in a certain light. I mean Disney produces these awesome movies and they do through all the effort of making it with a ton load of CGI and stuff, and then Sony swoops in and takes 95% of the profits. I believe they are both to blame in certain ways. Sony is greedy. Disney is greedy. And the fans just want to see some more Tom Holland.

Everyone wants more Tom Holland. He is a delight for the eyes and the heart.

Curlyhoward wrote:And now my fellow South Pacific fans of running naked outside at midnight, as the day winds down and I take my leave to indulge my intellectual pursuits...

Wasn't that plot taken from Naked Came the Stranger or was it from Stranger Than Naked?

Alice Parker wrote:Wasn't that plot taken from Naked Came the Stranger or was it from Stranger Than Naked?

I think it was from Stranger Thongs.

The Solar System Scope wrote:I understand... But I slept for a long time too, after having woken up 4 hours earlier and was tired still...
Also, I dreamt I was transformed into a fox, but a villain kidnapped me and family members to a secluded island...

Oh wow, sounds like you had an interesting night >.>

Volaworand, your flag makes me want to smooch your cheek!

Si-topia wrote:Oh wow, sounds like you had an interesting night >.>

Yep! It felt refreshing being who I truly feel like...
*snuggles close*

Hallo! ^_^
How is everyone doing today?

Si-topia wrote:Sweetheart!
*catches you with my wings and squeezes*
I missed you too!

Ohhh squeeze him harder. You’ve almost made his eyes pop out.

Lily Pad Nation wrote:I heard that if you ever see global warming you’re meant to put your arms in the air and pretend you’re a big mean predator to scare it off.

Speaking of that “global warming” thing I have a theory as to why naranja el presidente wants to purchase Greenland. It’s ingenious really. You see you bottle all the ice before it melts, basically locking up the market on bottled water. Then sale said water for a profit, increasing government revenue while decreasing citizens taxes.

Linguiniland wrote:Ohhh squeeze him harder. You’ve almost made his eyes pop out.

Speaking of that “global warming” thing I have a theory as to why naranja el presidente wants to purchase Greenland. It’s ingenious really. You see you bottle all the ice before it melts, basically locking up the market on bottled water. Then sale said water for a profit, increasing government revenue while decreasing citizens taxes.

Hallo! ^_^

Austrany wrote:Hallo! ^_^
How is everyone doing today?

Well, i'm not not fine.

Not IkJan wrote:Well, i'm not not fine.

Was wrong?

Linguiniland wrote:
Speaking of that “global warming” thing I have a theory as to why naranja el presidente wants to purchase Greenland. It’s ingenious really. You see you bottle all the ice before it melts, basically locking up the market on bottled water. Then sale said water for a profit, increasing government revenue while decreasing citizens taxes.

Hey stop stealing my nations economy.

Also... server farms as far as the eye can see.

And whaling and overfishing.

Austrany wrote:Hallo! ^_^
How is everyone doing today?

Same old same old :-)

The Solar System Scope wrote:Volaworand, your flag makes me want to smooch your cheek!

Now that's I've suitably rick-rolled my flag, what new debauchery can get up to?

Auphelia wrote:Or a husband.

If they're rich/old enough, sexual preference doesn't matter.

Oh dear.

Voly, darling, remember your blindfold.

. . .

Oh dear.

Everyone wants more Tom Holland. He is a delight for the eyes and the heart.

This.

TSP needs more of this.

Auphelia wrote:That is false.

Anyone out there, I will gladly sell Volaworand for a lovely hunk of chocolate, or a lovely pile of gold.

Further to the discussion earlier about buying what you already own, I bid 3 sickly penguins.

They're sick because they lay gold-foil covered chocolate eggs.

Maybe those nuclear plants should have been further away from the penguin sanctuary's... oh well.

Volaworand wrote:Hey stop stealing my nations economy.

Also... server farms as far as the eye can see.

And whaling and overfishing.
Same old same old :-)
Now that's I've suitably rick-rolled my flag, what new debauchery can get up to?
This.

TSP needs more of this.

Further to the discussion earlier about buying what you already own, I bid 3 sickly penguins.

They're sick because they lay gold-foil covered chocolate eggs.

Maybe those nuclear plants should have been further away from the penguin sanctuary's... oh well.

Good to hear! ^_^

Austrany wrote:Was wrong?

I'm not not not sitting comfortably in my chair, other than that, i'm not not not not fine.

Austrany wrote:Good to hear! ^_^

How are you doing this fine day?

Not IkJan wrote:I'm not not not sitting comfortably in my chair, other than that, i'm not not not not fine.

Oh
*Leans back in chair*
But, can your chair do this!?

Volaworand wrote:Now that's I've suitably rick-rolled my flag, what new debauchery can get up to?

Hmm... It needs more v u l p i n e s.

Volaworand wrote:How are you doing this fine day?

Gut! ^_^

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