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Guten morgen TSP! Is everyone having a fine day?
:D

Saciu wrote:Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!!
*throws stollen at you*

Sancturia wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! :D

Merry Christmas!!!!!
*firmly attaches mug of hot chocolate to your hand*

Proctethia wrote:1) Sometimes...
2) Done?
3) Yes, everything!
4) 08:29

1) I guess...
3) oh, well thanks
4) slowly takes away your clock

Mapico wrote:Merry Christmas!:)

Merry Christmas to you!
*hoses lebkuchen upon you*

Aenglaland wrote:Merry Christmas TSP!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
*rains gingerbread cookies over you*

Chunrraka wrote:the Republic Federal of Chunrraka
wish you merry christmas.

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
*hits you with Christmas pudding*

Lily Pad Nation wrote:Mele Kalikimaka Is the thing to say!
During such a lovely winter’s day!
Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*launches gingerbread men/women at you*

Si-topia wrote:Good morning TSP and Merry Christmas!! Hope you all got what you asked and wished for this year ⭐

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fires gingerbread house out of a cannon towards you*

Aidenfieeld wrote:Good morning, and merry Christmas, everyone! ^-^

Morning und MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
*shoots some stollen at you with slingshot*

Marrabuk wrote:Merry Xmas TSP!

Love,
Don Marrabuk
Horsefather

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
*beats you on the head with candy cane*

NeW jAeDoNStAn wrote:Merry Christmas, TSP!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoves Christmas donuts onto your face*

Esoteric cowboyist-primitivism wrote:Happy Holidays everyone! Got my first Easter Egg Issue today :D

Happy holidays
*hands you some stollen*

Proctethia wrote:I'm very excited! I got Doctor Who: Survival* for Christmas! Me and my family will be watching it in 34 minutes!

*I also got other things including the Doctor Who DVDs: An Unearthly Child, The Daleks, The Edge of Destruction and all of Series 1 (2005).

That’s cool

Proctethia wrote:Hi, Steampunk Engineers! Hope you're having a splendid Christmas!

Hallo! I am indeed having a splendid Christmas (Sorry it took a while to respond, was responding to all these other posts)
:P

Aenglaland, Amerion, Si-topia, Midand, and 6 othersMarrabuk, Lily Pad Nation, Doddering old duffers, Mapico, Proctethia, and Esoteric cowboyist-primitivism

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Guten morgen TSP! Is everyone having a fine day?
:D

Merry Christmas!!
*throws stollen at you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!
*firmly attaches mug of hot chocolate to your hand*
1) I guess...
3) oh, well thanks
4) slowly takes away your clock
Merry Christmas to you!
*hoses lebkuchen upon you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
*rains gingerbread cookies over you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
*hits you with Christmas pudding*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*launches gingerbread men/women at you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fires gingerbread house out of a cannon towards you*
Morning und MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
*shoots some stollen at you with slingshot*
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
*beats you on the head with candy cane*
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoves Christmas donuts onto your face*
Happy holidays
*hands you some stollen*
That’s coolHallo! I am indeed having a splendid Christmas (Sorry it took a while to respond, was responding to all these other posts)
:P

4) I am the clock! 18:31...
5) It's okay!

Midand, Doddering old duffers, and Steampunk Engineers

Wafflewaffuru

Merry Christmas everyone 😊

Proctethia wrote:4) I am the clock! 18:31...
5) It's okay!

4) Hmmmmmmmm
5) Oh, I just realized I forgot something
important!
*shoves Vasilopita at your face*

Midand, Beepee, Doddering old duffers, and Proctethia

Wafflewaffuru wrote:Merry Christmas everyone 😊

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*forces a Christmas lollipop into your mouth*

Midand, Beepee, Lily Pad Nation, Doddering old duffers, and 1 otherProctethia

Doddering old duffers wrote:Thanks! Next stop: certified double platinum.

I would have it ranked about a 6/10. I didn't think to start rhyming until halfway through, and there was a bit of a time crunch since presents opening was starting soon. The rhyme choices were lazy in places and the story line could use tightening, but I did give back points for a smidgen of creativity and a dash of naughty humor. You don't just have to use nutmeg and cinnamon to spice up the holidays.

I was going to say I noticed a change part way through when you started to get rolling. I’d give the second half a much higher score

Doddering old duffers

Drystar wrote:I was going to say I noticed a change part way through when you started to get rolling. I’d give the second half a much higher score

Sometimes you just have to get in the groove and work backwards.

Steampunk Engineers wrote:4) Hmmmmmmmm
5) Oh, I just realized I forgot something
important!
*shoves Vasilopita at your face*

4) 19:24...
5) Thank you!

Doddering old duffers and Steampunk Engineers

Proctethia wrote:4) 19:24...
5) Thank you!

You are quite welcome
:D

Doddering old duffers and Proctethia

*arrives crudely bandaged and limping, pushing a hand truck holding a large case, flips the latches on it's top and the side drops open revealing Da Vinci's "La Gioconda"*

I'm afraid that Parker won't be joining us any time soon, if at all. The holographic projector that masked the missing painting started acting up and failed, alerting the Gendarmerie Nationale, unbeknownst to us, so she stayed to repair it giving us time to escape before they could arrive. They shot her several times and she fell from a great height when she released her grasp on the rope. So, I hope that you enjoy what she sacrificed her life to bring to you.

The 25 Thefts of Christmas - 2019

As my Christmas gift to The South Pacific, I thought that I would fill its Erinor Museum of Fine Art with the artwork worthy of such an institution. So I planned and executed the The 25 Art Thefts of Christmas to fill the Museum with the finest and most expensive art work to be found in the world. I placed one piece in the Museum, per day, leading up to Christmas, to with:

  1. The Bathers by Cezanne

  2. The Persistence of Memory, by Dali

  3. The Dance, by Matisse

  4. The Kiss, by Klimt

  5. The Sleeping Gypsy, by Rousseau

  6. The Last Judgement, by Hieronymus Bosch

  7. The Night Watch, by Rembrandt

  8. Massacre of the Innocents by Rubens

  9. No 5, 1948, by Jackson Pollak

  10. Bal du moulin de la Galette, by Renoir

  11. Water Lilies, by Monet

  12. The Scream, by Edvard Munch

  13. Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1, by James Whistler

  14. American Gothic, by Grant Wood

  15. Portrait of Dora Maar, 1937, by Pablo Picasso

  16. The Starry Night, by Vincent Van Gogh

  17. Olympia, by Édouard Manet

  18. The Third of May 1808 (aka The Executions), by Francisco Goya

  19. Girl with a Pearl Earring, by Johannes Vermeer

  20. The Birth of Venus, by Sandro Botticelli

  21. Nighthawks, by Edward Hopper

  22. Las Meninas, by Diego Velázquez

  23. Landscape with the Fall of Icarus, by Pieter Bruegel

  24. The Sistine Madonna, by Raphael Santi

  25. La Gioconda (aka The Mona Lisa), by Leonardo Da Vinci

    For more information on, and pictures of, these pieces of art, go LinkHERE or LinkHERE.

Read dispatch

*has nothing to do on Christmas except recover from wisdom-tooth removal and binge-watch The Mandalorian*

Curly: "Hey Moe my brother, any props for the gift Larry and I got you?"

Larry: "The Soap on a Rope in the shape of Howard Stern???"

Curly: "Even better Larry my little coolie head! I found the last available official Fart Launcher!!! Holy crap Moe, think of the raw power!!!!!!!"

Moe: "I think I like this one, c'mere...."

Curly: "Awwww Moe, nothing like a magnified and magnificent fart machine!!!!"

SLAP!

Curlyhoward wrote:Curly: "Hey Moe my brother, any props for the gift Larry and I got you?"

Larry: "The Soap on a Rope in the shape of Howard Stern???"

Curly: "Even better Larry my little coolie head! I found the last available official Fart Launcher!!! Holy crap Moe, think of the raw power!!!!!!!"

Moe: "I think I like this one, c'mere...."

Curly: "Awwww Moe, nothing like a magnified and magnificent fart machine!!!!"

SLAP!

*Claps*
Bravo!
Jolly good show!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Rabbitz wrote:*Claps*
Bravo!
Jolly good show!

I'm glad you loved it! And, as always, I hope I passed the audition!

From me to TSP,
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas,
Or a Happy Holiday!

Enjoy your extended break, and if I don't see you before then, enjoy the lapse of another decade.

Rabbitz wrote:*Claps*
Bravo!
Jolly good show!

And most of all thank Lily Pad Nation, she brought me back to life. You ain't seen nothing yet, plenty more where this came from!

The Solar System Scope wrote:Mrrmph~ *smooch*

*huggles*
How's your day been?

Qvait wrote:Merry Christmas, everyone!

Agalaesia wrote:From me to TSP,
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas,
Or a Happy Holiday!
Enjoy your extended break, and if I don't see you before then, enjoy the lapse of another decade.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
*chucks stollen at both your faces*

Qvait, Beepee, Doddering old duffers, and Proctethia

Qvait wrote:Merry Christmas, everyone!

Merry Christmas, Qvait!

Steampunk Engineers wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
*chucks stollen at both your faces*

What if they have nut allergies like Fred?

Qvait, Beepee, Doddering old duffers, and Steampunk Engineers

Proctethia wrote:What if they have nut allergies like Fred?

Too bad.... *eats stollen*

Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk Engineers

Doddering old duffers

Eliot Spencer wrote:*arrives crudely bandaged and limping, pushing a hand truck holding a large case, flips the latches on it's top and the side drops open revealing Da Vinci's "La Gioconda"*

I'm afraid that Parker won't be joining us any time soon, if at all. The holographic projector that masked the missing painting started acting up and failed, alerting the Gendarmerie Nationale, unbeknownst to us, so she stayed to repair it giving us time to escape before they could arrive. They shot her several times and she fell from a great height when she released her grasp on the rope. So, I hope that you enjoy what she sacrificed her life to bring to you.

Hm. So no presents?

Midand wrote:*has nothing to do on Christmas except recover from wisdom-tooth removal and binge-watch The Mandalorian*

OMG! I literally got Disney+ today as a gift and I am dying! Dying! So first I watched Noelle with my mom and grandma and aunt because, I mean, when I see Anna Kendrick I click, no questions asked. Then my aunt and I watched some Kristen Bell reality show about people re-doing high school musical productions like 20 years later and it was just as embarrassing to watch as it must have been for the people in it (we both love it), and now I'm watching Endgame again because I'm dying. Dying! Ah! What even?!

Curlyhoward wrote:I'm glad you loved it! And, as always, I hope I passed the audition!

Sir, you just auditioned for a production of Annie by making lewd jokes and displaying aggressive and violent tendencies in front of schoolgirls.

Of course you passed! Welcome to Broadway!

Beepee wrote:Too bad.... *eats stollen*

Have you had a charming Christmas, Beepee?

Beepee, Doddering old duffers, and Steampunk Engineers

Proctethia wrote:Have you had a charming Christmas, Beepee?

I had a lovely christmas thank you..... I hope that you did too...

Now its boxing day.... it's time to recover!

Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk Engineers

Beepee wrote:I had a lovely christmas thank you..... I hope that you did too...

Now its boxing day.... it's time to recover!

Thank you, I did!

It's ending for me im 2 hours and 6 minutes - it's been splendid!

Doddering old duffers and Steampunk Engineers

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