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The Watchtower RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Darkest Arts of The Black Necromancer

Last WA Update:

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You have arrived at The Watchtower, please make yourself at home.

Trivia: First Known Use of the word "watchtower": 1544 (per Merriam-Webster)

Regional Anthem?
LinkAll Along The Watchtower

"All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare-foot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey."

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Embassies: Equilism, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, Epicenter Of Prosperity, International sovereignty pact, The Illuminati, Prison, Bus Stop, The Great Universe, The NewsStand, SECFanatics, Orthanc at Isengard, The Beech Beach House, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Ancient, The Blue Ridge Coalition, and 1 other.Gypsy Lands.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Game Player, Independent, Jump Point, Medium, Mercenary, and Puppet Storage.

The Watchtower contains 26 nations, the 551st most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Watchtower

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 11,395th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wrath of Nemesis RaiderCompulsory Consumerist State“Pounding Out The Devil's Sermon”
2.The Flying Circus of Warzone CommandantCompulsory Consumerist State“The Watchmaker has time up his sleeve”
3.The Ever-Vigilant Observations of Watcher1Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Rumours Create Realities!”
4.The Colony of A WildcatInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”
5.The Early Warning Signs of TroubleIron Fist Consumerists“Trouble Ahead, Trouble Behind”
6.The Confederacy of The Howling WindTyranny by Majority“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere”
7.The Jingoistic States of Run Rabbits RunDemocratic Socialists“I'm late, I'm late!”
8.The Beautiful Lights of Asian SkyDemocratic Socialists“Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way”
9.The Delicate Sound of Thunder of The Gates of DeliriumFather Knows Best State“Our Gods Awake in Thunderous Roars”
10.The Dilapadated Houses of Blue MartinsAnarchy“Fly away, fly away home”

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The Watchtower Regional Message Board

Will you look at that! I need to add a few regions to that list!

*a flying turtle slowly flies over The Watchtower*

Marijuana cocaine land

A Flying Turtle wrote:*a flying turtle slowly flies over The Watchtower*


Marijuana cocaine land wrote:Hejsjjajajajjahrusmhauajqhuahdysmsyehh

I said the exact same thing last week as I gazed out across the Missouri Ocean.

The Black Necromancer wrote:2019 moving right along

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Curiously, I have a telegram from 15 years 43 days ago, and the sender nation is still around at 35.7 billion population. It was a reply as to whether or not their region (at the time New York) needed liberation at the time.

Asian Sky wrote:Curiously, I have a telegram from 15 years 43 days ago, and the sender nation is still around at 35.7 billion population. It was a reply as to whether or not their region (at the time New York) needed liberation at the time.

One of my sleeping puppets still has TG from Francos Spain (if those things are kept once a nation CTEs.) I also have a puppet with a TG from Berhampore when he was delegate of TWP. Cheese and bread! Those are also 15+ years old.

Read all about it!
- We've an Imperial Gazette
- The seventh DRF Chronicle
- The twenty-fifth Force Flyer
- Not just any truth, but the Union Truth
- Top interviews in Gameplay Magazine. And cookies too!

Poker faces on - it's ♠♥Hold'em ♦♣ at the Sands

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In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, Hershey's kisses,coffee, tea, and hot chocolate**

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