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The Watchtower RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Beautiful Black Sky of The Black Necromancer

Last WA Update:

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You have arrived at The Watchtower, please make yourself at home.

Trivia: First Known Use of the word "watchtower": 1544 (per Merriam-Webster)

Regional Anthem?
LinkAll Along The Watchtower

"All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare-foot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey."

Featured Region: 22 June, 2017
Inducted into the Guild of the Magical Realms!

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Embassies: Equilism, The Bar on the corner of every region, Epicenter Of Prosperity, International sovereignty pact, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, The Great Universe, Orthanc at Isengard, The Beech Beach House, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Ancient, Gypsy Lands, The Sportsbook, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, and One big Island.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Game Player, Independent, Jump Point, Medium, and Puppet Storage.

The Watchtower contains 24 nations, the 729th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in The Watchtower

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 13,054th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dilapadated Houses of Blue MartinsAnarchy“Fly away, fly away home”
2.The Distraction of Half the WorldCapitalizt“A shipwrecked mariner adrift on an unknown sea”
3.The Cat's Meow of Soul DreamerCapitalist Paradise“I'd really rather have a mouse, or a fish.... or steak”
4.The Silent Sands of MoorgladeMoralistic Democracy“They move fast, they tell me”
5.The Beautiful Lights of Asian SkyDemocratic Socialists“Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way”
6.The Antagonists of The Other Half of The WorldFather Knows Best State“Half the World Tries to be the Other Half”
7.The Infinite Pressure of My Favorite HeadacheFather Knows Best State“Forgive Me If I Seem To Be Too Realistic”
8.The Rogue Nation of Blue MondayCorrupt Dictatorship“I don't like Mondays”
9.The Republic of Mr FlibbleIron Fist Consumerists“Mr Flibble is very angry”
10.The Dictatorship of Bunny BoroughInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'm late, I'm late!”

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The Watchtower Regional Message Board

And we ended:

26th place: Most Survivors + No Zombies
41st place: Most Survivors

Not bad.

It'll be over soon...

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New poll time! there only can be one!!


Favorite pot pie!

The ambassadors reception

The Embassy

*Sends you a diplomatic cable*

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Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!

We're off and running, 2021.

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Hello from the Beach, how's everyone over here?

Bonchow1 wrote:Hello from the Beach, how's everyone over here?

Well, I'm getting tired of eating carrots. Not that it matters.

Soul Dreamer wrote:Well, I'm getting tired of eating carrots. Not that it matters.

We have watermelons, if you like that sort of thing.

Soul Dreamer wrote:Well, I'm getting tired of eating carrots. Not that it matters.

Bonchow1 wrote:We have watermelons, if you like that sort of thing.

Still going through the Inventory of the House, it's mostly alcohol.

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