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Welcome to THE WEST PACIFIC
Come for the crabs, stay for the platypus.


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Today in the West:
  • It's Retro Week!

    • Today's theme: Punday Monday with retro music

  • We celebrate Zero Discrimination Day.

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Embassies: the Pacific, Balder, Karma, Osiris, Lazarus, the South Pacific, the Rejected Realms, The North Pacific, Europeia, Europe, Equilism, One big Island, The Land of Kings and Emperors, NationStates, The New Meritocracy, The Cuckoos Egg, and 23 others.The Moon, Mordor, Albion, Unknown, Lone Wolves United, Ile de France, Atlantic, Nasicournia, Gay, Eientei Gensokyo, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Hell, Doll Guldur, US Military, Caer Sidi, The Beech Beach House, The Sasquatch Republic, The Realms of Light, PacificCon, West Pacific Crab Sanctuary, International Democratic Union, House Elegarth, and South Lebanon.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Anti-General Assembly, Casual, Featured, Feeder, Founderless, Game Player, Gargantuan, Independent, Issues Player, LGBT, Map, and 9 others.National Sovereigntist, Offsite Chat, Offsite Forums, Regional Government, Silly, Snarky, Social, Trading Cards, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Extremely High

The West Pacific contains 5,817 nations, the 10th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Advanced Public Education in the West Pacific

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 6,275th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Socialist Republic of UrgabahScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Struggle, Solidarity, and Socialism!”
2.The People's Hindu Matriarchy of ShaktirajyaCivil Rights Lovefest“Mata Devi Matrubhumi - Mother Goddess, Motherland”
3.The Rational Republic of MirchuskoLeft-wing Utopia“Choose again!”
4.The Cyberocracy of KisovecScandinavian Liberal Paradise“moo”
5.The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLandScandinavian Liberal Paradise“May The Course be with you!”
6.The Allied Green and Red States of UbiquistaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“et vagari ad astra”
7.The Dragonic Dictatorship of DragodonPsychotic Dictatorship“Dictatorships are algebraic!”
8.The People's Ambient Technocracy of MathemataniaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The integral of e to the x is f of u sub n!”
9.The Archipelagic Paradise of LiberilliaCivil Rights Lovefest“All Life Shall be Free”
10.The United Socialist Cities of ElvardenLiberal Democratic Socialists“Everything for everybody”
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The West Pacific Regional Message Board

Is this Flag bad?

Chickapigea wrote:Is this Flag bad?

I feel like it has too much going on at once, and the 4 smaller flags within the actual flag have different ratios so it looks weird. If I were you I'd choose one of these smaller flags and add some (but not all) elements of the others if you want.

*brews a fresh pot of that West Pacific blend*

Morning coffee really gets my bowels working. It's my G.I. Joe

*coffee*

Slin Hifen wrote:-snip-

What? Please don't spam the message board with nonsensical messages, I would suggest reading our RMB etiquette.

They’re from TSP - reading is an optional skill set.

Anyway Fuentana you missed a very important day for TitW. March 1st is Saint David’s Day, the national day of Wales. As your long time resident Welshman I’m a little put out at the lack of research, especially as Wales is the land of song.

Why are pirates like trumpets? They’re both murder on the high Cs!

Murder at Costco!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.

The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1 @ Costco"

What a tragedy!

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:Murder at Costco!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.

The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1 @ Costco"

Everyone should keep posting puns today, but I regret to inform you that it'll be an exhibition because this did it for me.

Fuentana wrote:TODAY IN THE WEST

It's Punday Monday! You can pun-tificate about lots of things, but if you need a theme, make it musically retro (it's retro week, and today is music therapy day). As a guitarist, I'm amped up about Punday Monday!

Today is also Zero Discrimination Day. In TWP we stand against discrimination and cultivate a virtual space that welcomes people across difference... except if they're marsupialists. But really: remember that our etiquette and code of conduct is to protect a space for players to be free of discrimination.

Musically Retro:

Old Days
Song by Chicago

https://youtu.be/io6ihCbskio

Old days, good times I remember
Fun days filled with simple pleasures
Drive-in movies, comic books and blue jeans
Howdy doody, baseball cards and birthdays
Take me back to a world gone away
Memories seem like yesterday

Oh, old days, good times I remember
Gold days, days I'll always treasure
Funny faces full of love and laughter
Funny places, summer nights and streetcars
Take me back to a world gone away
Boyhood memories seem like yesterday

(Old days)
In my mind and in my heart to stay
(Old days)
Darkened dreams of good times gone away

(Old days)
Days of love and feeling fancy free
(Old days)
Days of magic still so close to me

(Old days)
In my mind and in my heart to stay
(Old days)
Darkened dreams of good times gone away

(Old days)
Days of love and feeling fancy free
(Old days)
Days of magic still so close to me

And then a song for a very retro hobby:

"I'm A Girl Watcher"
Song by The O'Kaysons

https://youtu.be/raJWuz7qQVc

I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl watcher
Watchin' girls go by
My, my, my

I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl watcher
Here comes one now
Mmmm, mmm, mmm

I was just a boy
When I threw away my toys
I found a new pastime
To dwell on

Whenever I detects
Members of the other sex
I play the game I do so well, oh

I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl watcher
Watchin' girls go by
My, my, my

I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl watcher
Here comes one now

Hello there, female
My, my, but you do look swell
Could you please walk
A little slower

I wonder if you know
That you're putting on a show
Could you please walk
A little closer

I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl watcher
Watchin' girls go by
My, my, my

I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl watcher
Here comes one now
Mmm, mmm, mmm

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