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(Hello, TWP! I see we're... wait a minute, what's with these parentheses?)

Sensorland wrote:(Hello, TWP! I see we're... wait a minute, what's with these parentheses?)

(I think its Contagious...)

Arachkya wrote:Meanwhile I am still looking for a nice religion for my nation.

(You could join The Sacred Order of The West Pacific for your national religion.)

The Sacred Order of The West Pacific:

"No one expects The West Pacific Inquisition! But they probably should."

The Grand Inquisitor:

Westwind of All Good People

Cardinals of The Sacred Order:

- The Cardinal of the Eternal Dungeons, Yy4u
- The Cardinal of Chocolate Righteousness, Darkesia
- The Cardinal Protector of the West, Wickedly evil people
- The Cardinal of the Most Evil, Bhang Bhang Duc

Knights of The Sacred Order:

(Members of The Sacred Order that served in the TWP Military)

Knights of the Sacred Order

- Westwind
- Bhang Bhang Duc
- Darkesia
- Mediobogdum
- Archsium

Granted Titles and Positions of The Sacred Order

- Unquestioning Raconteur of the West., Tao the watcher,
- Champion Commander of the Knights of the Sacred Order, Archsium
- The Bishop of The Forbidden, Holy Keeper of the Pantheon of Flags, Tweedy
- Holy Minister of The Sacred Order for Silly Walks, Tunapocalypse
- Speaker of The Council of Inquistion, Elegarth

Acolytes:

- Cleansed Seeker of The First Circle:

- Mediobogdum

Former members:

- The Bishop of the Grand Assembly, Benjamin Mark
- Holy Minister For World Assembly Affairs, Douria
- Holy Minister For Foreign Affairs, The fifth imperium (aka God Emperor on our forum)
- Holy Minister For Domestic Affairs, Vulcan prime
- Deputy Holy Minister For Foreign Affairs - Arcovea (Karland on our forum)
- Holy Minister Treize dreizehn
- Holy Minister Intelligent holograms
- Holy Minister Charax 


Read dispatch

All Good People wrote:(You could join The Sacred Order of The West Pacific for your national religion.)
The Sacred Order of The West Pacific:

"No one expects The West Pacific Inquisition! But they probably should."

The Grand Inquisitor:

Westwind of All Good People

Cardinals of The Sacred Order:

- The Cardinal of the Eternal Dungeons, Yy4u
- The Cardinal of Chocolate Righteousness, Darkesia
- The Cardinal Protector of the West, Wickedly evil people
- The Cardinal of the Most Evil, Bhang Bhang Duc

Knights of The Sacred Order:

(Members of The Sacred Order that served in the TWP Military)

Knights of the Sacred Order

- Westwind
- Bhang Bhang Duc
- Darkesia
- Mediobogdum
- Archsium

Granted Titles and Positions of The Sacred Order

- Unquestioning Raconteur of the West., Tao the watcher,
- Champion Commander of the Knights of the Sacred Order, Archsium
- The Bishop of The Forbidden, Holy Keeper of the Pantheon of Flags, Tweedy
- Holy Minister of The Sacred Order for Silly Walks, Tunapocalypse
- Speaker of The Council of Inquistion, Elegarth

Acolytes:

- Cleansed Seeker of The First Circle:

- Mediobogdum

Former members:

- The Bishop of the Grand Assembly, Benjamin Mark
- Holy Minister For World Assembly Affairs, Douria
- Holy Minister For Foreign Affairs, The fifth imperium (aka God Emperor on our forum)
- Holy Minister For Domestic Affairs, Vulcan prime
- Deputy Holy Minister For Foreign Affairs - Arcovea (Karland on our forum)
- Holy Minister Treize dreizehn
- Holy Minister Intelligent holograms
- Holy Minister Charax 


Read dispatch

What do they believe in?

Rhodesia-zimbabwe-zambia

(Hey friends! How goes life in the space between the open and closed parentheses?)

Arachkya wrote:What do they believe in?

The Sacred Order was once the Imperial Government of The West Pacific, in pursuit of the labor of love that we each provide to The West Pacific in order to cultivate regional opportunity into action and activity for the betterment of all. The Sacred Order encompasses and embraces other Orders across NationStates, such as The Crimson Order and The New Pacific Order. The Sacred Order once also encompassed the now defunct Ordo Hereticus of The Pacific and Equilism.

These Orders believe in the primacy of NationStates Game Mechanics over off-site governments and organizations, believes in the Sovereignty of each individual nation, and supports Meritocratic governance.

(May the Blessings of Max and ADMIN shine down upon you!)

[quote=all_good_people;36575711]The Sacred Order was once the Imperial Government of The West Pacific, in pursuit of the labor of love that we each provide to The West Pacific in order to cultivate regional opportunity into action and activity for the betterment of all. The Sacred Order encompasses and embraces other Orders across NationStates, such as The Crimson Order and The New Pacific Order. The Sacred Order once also encompassed the now defunct Ordo Hereticus of The Pacific and Equilism.

These Orders believe in the primacy of NationStates Game Mechanics over off-site governments and organizations, believes in the Sovereignty of each individual nation, and supports Meritocratic governance.
Eh, no idea why that is a religion though....

Religion is a matter of Faith.

There are those in NationStates that refuse to believe in the primacy of NS Game Mechanics, instead placing their Faith in the destabilizing efforts of offsite forums that NationStates itself does not recognize, all in the name of so-called 'Democracy'.

The only Democracy NS Game Mechanics allows is the Democracy of World Assembly Endorsements, not offsite concepts and elections. The Sacred Order recognizes this, embraces it, and places it's faith accordingly.

The Sacred Order places it's Faith in Game Mechanics, Max, and Admin. This Trinity has the power to DEAT (delete) nations from the game, remove nations from the World Assembly, and change the results of natural and unnatural events in the Game.

All Good People wrote:Religion is a matter of Faith.

There are those in NationStates that refuse to believe in the primacy of NS Game Mechanics, instead placing their Faith in the destabilizing efforts of offsite forums that NationStates itself does not recognize, all in the name of so-called 'Democracy'.

The only Democracy NS Game Mechanics allows is the Democracy of World Assembly Endorsements, not offsite concepts and elections. The Sacred Order recognizes this, embraces it, and places it's faith accordingly.

The Sacred Order places it's Faith in Game Mechanics, Max, and Admin. This Trinity has the power to DEAT (delete) nations from the game, remove nations from the World Assembly, and change the results of natural and unnatural events in the Game.

No thanks, I am not giving him power over me.

Arachkya wrote:No thanks, I am not giving him power over me.

Your nation exists by the Blessings of Max. You already gave Him power over you by your acceptance of NationStates terms upon the Founding of your nation.

Yy4u, Elegarth, Sensorland, and Overthinkers

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All Good People wrote:Your nation exists by the Blessings of Max. You already gave Him power over you by your acceptance of NationStates terms upon the Founding of your nation.

Ha.
Ha.

That is the most sad little threat i have EVER heard.

Arachkya wrote:That is the most sad little threat i have EVER heard.

Threat? Max Barry is the Creator and Owner of NationStates, the game you are now playing. There is no threat in Truth. Without Max, this game would not exist, nor would your nation.

Yy4u and Sensorland

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All Good People wrote:Threat? Max Barry is the Creator and Owner of NationStates, the game you are now playing. There is no threat in Truth. Without Max, this game would not exist, nor would your nation.

So?, he is my my servant, he said so himself.

Arachkya wrote:So?, he is my my servant, he said so himself.

Facinating. You spoke with Max? He doesn't do that very often. You are indeed blessed.

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All Good People wrote:Facinating. You spoke with Max? He doesn't do that very often. You are indeed blessed.

I got this in a Telegram:

''Good luck! Your humble servant and #1 fan,

Max Barry.''

Now kneel.

Rhodesia-zimbabwe-zambia

Arachkya wrote:I got this in a Telegram:

''Good luck! Your humble servant and #1 fan,

Max Barry.''

Now kneel.

Blessed be. A new prophet arises.

Arachkya

Arachkya For someone who wasn’t going to post any more you are remarkably verbose.

Arachkya wrote:Now kneel.

One who seeks to serve and lead does not seek bowed knees. To lead, one must serve for the benefit of others.

Yy4u, Bhang Bhang Duc, and Sensorland

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Rhodesia-zimbabwe-zambia wrote:Blessed be. A new prophet arises.

More like your new lord and master, for Max has bown before my might.

Post self-deleted by Arachkya.

And there it is, the double-post.

Yy4u, Bhang Bhang Duc, Elegarth, and Arachkya

All Good People wrote:And there it is, the double-post.

(Trebuchet him, trebuchet him, trebuchet him.)

Where the bloody hell do these parentheses keep coming from. I didn’t order any.

Yy4u, All Good People, Sensorland, Imperial Shaustria, and 1 otherRhodesia-zimbabwe-zambia

(Yes yes my preciouses. Trebuchet the nasty. Makes them go away....)

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:(Trebuchet him, trebuchet him, trebuchet him.)

Where the bloody hell do these parentheses keep coming from. I didn’t order any.

Team Rocket blasting off Again...!

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Where the bloody hell do these parentheses keep coming from. I didn’t order any.

(The Revealing Scientists of All Good People, are pleased to reveal that parenthesis are an early symptom of infection. The infection is expected to fully develop in about 28 days, resulting in yet another Zombie Apocolype across NationStates.)

Sensorland, Fujai, and Overthinkers

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