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PUNDAY MONDAY!!!
(No fowl play here, just turkey jokes)

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!

Why are cranberries red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!

#pundayMonday

Why did the turkey stand on stilts? Because nobody eat flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner.

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Zuark space social republic

The Moon

Hi West Pacificans

Zuark space social republic wrote:Hi West Pacificans

Greetings, Lunar Resident!
Best regards to Crazy girl!

Crazy girl and Zuark space social republic

What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?”
How do potatoes cross the sea? On gravy boats.
How do little pumpkins cross the road? With a crossing gourd.
What does the turkey do on the computer? Google, Google!

They opened a pub on the Moon once. Closed after a week - no atmosphere.

For what do turkeys give thanks?

Vegetarians.

A few recycled turkey puns.

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

How did the turkey respond when asked about its retirement plans? It said it was just winging it.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!

What did the turkey say to the farmer on Thanksgiving? “Please pardon me!”

Our new roleplay on the forums is kicking off. Happy days

Refrigeration
It's the process of being
Refrigerated

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Post by Dr santa suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.

Dr santa

SANTA is not real kiddies. Turnkeys are gobblers of chickengines licky greasy lips.
Fank U

Dr santa wrote:-snip-

Now try that in the form of a Haiku.

Dr santa wrote:*snip*

Spam is not welcome.
Kindly stop or otherwise
Trebuchet awaits.

We mean please

Ujuin wrote:We mean please

?

No idea whay you’re on about sunshine, but as a new nation I’m letting you off as long as you read our New Player’s Guide.

My holiday hill
This year is cranberry sauce
Fake stuff is better.

Missed so many days
Down here in Texas, doing
Lots with family

#haikusday

Hello

Welcome to The West (Best) Pacific!
Please read the New Players Guide linked at the top. It's an excellent resource!

Oh. You're gone.

Looks like the Bhang Bhang Duc trebuchet got two new destinations!

2 new sinkers...
Interesting

Trebuchet upgrade:
Now with three destinations!
Same old contrails, though.

Yy4u wrote:Refrigeration
It's the process of being
Refrigerated

Sure is nice in Winter.. we can refrigerate our house for free by opening the windows!

Eclipseland wrote:Looks like the Bhang Bhang Duc trebuchet got two new destinations!

2 new sinkers...
Interesting

As I just woke up to find…

*rigs out Madame Trebuchet in her best regalia*

Edit: first launch, first BBD sent arrival in The Outback. Now I’m going to have three regions bitchin’ about me.

What are the new sinkers, if I may ask?

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