The Most Primitive in United Kingdom
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, United Kingdom is ranked 24,665th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free State of Langersland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN - KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN” | |
| 2. |  The Cringe of Cringe Town | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Reject modernity, return to Cringe Town” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Recrozec | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You are a slave” | |
| 4. |  The Republican Dictatorship of Zambia and Zimbabwe | Democratic Socialists | “All Hail J.D. Vance!” | |
| 5. |  The Sheer Audacity of A Cheeky Nandos | Father Knows Best State | “You wanna?” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Rougarou | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might makes right” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Tweedlas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You can't rebuild the ancient ruins without bulldozers” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Nogato | Psychotic Dictatorship | “To Reinforce Compliance Makes Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The Ranlitntic Empire of PolishCommnweath | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Kill The Blood of Are Manys and Kill the Warriors” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Fans of Braithwaite | Democratic Socialists | “Ninety four” |
