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We pronounce it SYN-OD here
As the protector of our alliance, I with to report the following accomplishments during the recent zombie invasion. And keep in mind, that there are thousands of regions in NS, some with hundreds of members.
In the category of "most survivors and no zombies"--
1. Vatican II was 100th.
2. The Vatican City was 98th.
3. Virtual Roman Catholic Church was 86th.
Splendid! Our realm is extremely secure against zombie onslaughts!
Loving God,
in Your love for us You sent Your Son
to be our Shepherd and Leader,
our Brother and our Lord.
You continue to show Your love for us
by sending us leaders to care for Your people.
Bless Donald Trump as he takes up the responsibility
of president of the United States of America.
Guide him in his work,
fill him with patience and love,
and let your Spirit of wisdom and understanding be with him
and give him joy and peace in his heart.
We ask this prayer
through Jesus Christ Your Son
in the love of the Holy Spirit,
one God for ever and ever.
Amen.
O God, when I have food, help me to remember the hungry;
When I have work, help me to remember the jobless;
When I have a home, help me to remember those who have no home at all;
When I am without pain, help me to remember those who suffer,
And remembering, help me to destroy my complacency;
bestir my compassion, and be concerned enough to help;
By word and deed, those who cry out for what we take for granted.
Amen.
God our Father, Your power brings us to birth, Your providence guides our lives,
and by Your command, we return to dust.
Lord, those who die still live in Your presence,
their lives change but do not end. I pray in hope for my family, relatives and friends,
and for all the dead known to You alone. In company with Christ,
Who died and now lives, may they rejoice in Your kingdom,
where all our tears are wiped away. Unite us together again in one family,
to sing Your praise forever and ever.
Amen.
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