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Hey 
Swedish Mercenaries, welcome back!
Hey! It's been awhile :)
~uᴉɐƃɐ punoɹɐ noʎ ǝǝs oʇ pɐlƃ ɯ,I 'sɐɥ ʇᴉ ɥɐǝ⅄
Hello!
Welcome and thank you for endorsing the delegate!
Of course! It's just part of being a good regional member.
The first ever dispatch regarding the Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut has been released. Find it below, and discover salvation under his glorious coconut-ness!
What are we?
The Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut is the fastest growing and one true religion of the Warzones. Under the guidance of the Arch B-Sharp Greater canterbury, who himself acts on the will of the Heavily Armed Coconut, we aim to bring peace to all the Warzones through spreading the word of the Coconut.
What are our beliefs?
We believe in the one true deity: the Heavily Armed Coconut. It is said that when the Warzones are in their greatest time of need, the Heavily Armed Coconut shall drop from the sky to defend his chosen people. He sent down the Arch B-Sharp Greater canterbury as his avatar in the world to spread his word, and commands only that coconut milk is drunk every other Thursday.
How can you join us?
There are no hoops to jump through, or even many requirements. Simply be a Warzone resident, and declare yourself to be so. You don’t need to make this public, but if you do, please tag Greater canterbury so he can add you to the members’ list.
Where are our headquarters?
The Holy City of Greater Canterbury, where the Arch B-Sharp resides, is located in Warzone Trinidad. The Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut is the official religion there, so come pay us a visit, and make sure to endorse the delegate!
Do we have any holy sites?
Certainly! In Warzone Trinidad, there is the Holy City of Greater Canterbury, the primary headquarters of the faith. In Warzone Vacation Resort, there is the Blessed Tiki Bar, where one may purchase coconut milk to be drunk straight from the shell. Finally, in Warzone Sandbox, there is the Sandy Beach, where the Coconut first revealed himself to Greater canterbury.
The 20th year of OBI/Mega Fun poll!! The simple battle royal!!!! Coffee vs Tea! there shall only be one! FIGHT!!!
^ Failure to vote will cause a hoast of wild turkey's to roost in your underpants! dont take the risk Vote!!!!! >:)
Ps.Back in the saddle again after a long pause,RL bites !!
A limited run,dare I say a odd NS/OBI Mega fun poll enjoy.
^ • Whats cooler? Yaks or Moose?
Hello, You Have Been Featured, Congratulations!
Mie and Kei Congratulates you for being Featured, we hope you have a successful region!
Hundreds of spaceships emerge from hyperspace and the largest of them begins to broadcast a signal
On behalf of the entire Star Horde, the Council of Navigators congratulates you on becoming a featured region. May the stars illuminate your path!
A Giant Meteor blazes through the sky overhead; leaving a trail of sparks in the sky above your region; those sparks seem to fall in a particular pattern, spelling out the words:
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED
before the meteor vanishes over the horizon; leaving the sky dark and empty as it passes through.
Congrats on your feature, WZAU
Congratulations on your featuredness.
FA flight 998 has landed at Warzone Australia International airport! The local time is 8:06 AM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!
Do y’all have a founder?
No. We have nether a founder nor a governor.
We're one of the seven official Warzone regions, we're a small GCR where the World Assembly Delegate has absolute power, and the influence rules which protect other regions don't matter.
Our region was also created in the time before there were founders on NS.
Congratulations on being featured!
*grrrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have came with a message the painted dogs say
* congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Warzone Australia*
Want some meat 🥩?
As a train pulls into the Warzone Australia train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Warzone Australia station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.
When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''
The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Warzone Australia station to the next station.
Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on): Coach Class: Dead Region, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train. Premium Coach Class: Semi-Dead Region, or I like the region. Business Class: I really like this region. First Class: I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region, or make it my permanent region.
Premium Coach Class (Semi Dead Region)
Holy Cheese Itz I Missed It
Welp, As 
Puppet State 777 always says, ~~catchup time~~
Welcome To The Feature Zone. Bite My Biscuits!
I can't believe I missed a Warzone getting featured! Belated congratulations, WZAU.
Unthinkable as it is, the day has come
1 in 29000 odds, you've just overcome
Plethora of regions, you've bested them all.
On this day, your name shall be plastered on the wall.
For in all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!(previously)
*sets up 🎰 *
Also Warzone feature!
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