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Weltschmerz RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The People's Kingdom of Mavenheim

Last WA Update:

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Weltschmerz, a German word referring to depression caused by comprising the actual world to its ideal state. We think we are a pretty swell region though.

Weltschmerz is a proudly free and independent region of sovereign states. We reject all imperialist claims other region, nation, or groups of nation have on our motherland.

Tags: Minuscule.

Weltschmerz contains 5 nations, the 2,951st most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Weltschmerz

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Weltschmerz is ranked 1,115th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Kingdom of MavenheimBenevolent Dictatorship“Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris”
2.The True Republic of The FrickboysCivil Rights Lovefest“Become one.”
3.The Queendom of LuftschlosslandeLeft-Leaning College State“Veritas Liberat”
4.The Republic of NolovesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Furrow you brow until you are below me three cakes.”
5.The Legacy of Hilde XIIITyranny by Majority“Care and take care”

Regional Happenings

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Weltschmerz Regional Message Board

TAO the Wanderer wrote:Greetings from TAO. Just passing through on WalkAbout.

I have never visited this region before and thought I should say 'hello'.

You know you have a somewhat successful region when you actually get visitors. It was our pleasure to have you and Migrating Geese stop by. Feel free to come again whenever.

GO ZOMBIES WHOO-HOO!

The Frickboys wrote:GO ZOMBIES WHOO-HOO!

Death to Zombies! Glory to humanity, glory to the living!

Mavenheim wrote:Death to Zombies! Glory to humanity, glory to the living!

DIE MOTHERFRICKERS DIIIIIIIE

Mavenheim wrote:Death to Zombies! Glory to humanity, glory to the living!

There is hope yet for humanity!!

As the regional founder, I would like to extend a warm Weltschmerz welcome to Stargaze. Hope you don't get depression from comparing our region to an ideal region.

Zhestoky

The frickboys has taken this region for the Zombie Horde. All Hail OUR ZOMBIE LEADERS.

The Frickboys wrote:The frickboys has taken this region for the Zombie Horde. All Hail OUR ZOMBIE LEADERS.

Roving gangs and people eating eachother sounds like a normal Mavenheimish Thursday to me.

Independent east pacific army

Attention!

By the order of Grand Warlord of the IEPA, New metropolis, you have been annexed for the government of the East Pacific. Insert this fact into your factbook or face the invading power of the IEPA.

Direct all questions to the Grand Warlord.

Independent east pacific army wrote:Attention!

By the order of Grand Warlord of the IEPA, New metropolis, you have been annexed for the government of the East Pacific. Insert this fact into your factbook or face the invading power of the IEPA.

Direct all questions to the Grand Warlord.

TO: New metropolis and Independent east pacific army
FROM: Mavenheim, Founder and General Secretary of the Weltschmerz Regional Government.
RE: The IEPA "Annexation"

The people of Weltschmerz firmly reject any "annexation" by the IEPA and its leaders. The nations of Weltschmerz are fully sovereign and independent; we refuse to submit to IEPA imperialism and oppression and reject any claims the IEPA has to Weltschmerz.

We are unfazed by threats of invasion by small and insignificant nations who pretend to speak on behalf of the great powers of The East Pacific. Our governments and citizens shall resist to the last.

We are furthermore confused as to why you would attempt to invade a region with an active Founder.

In short: no.

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