The Incorporated States of Abiayala is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 256 million Abiayalans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Pedro das Colinas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Abiayalan economy, worth 27.2 trillion Intis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 106,288 Intis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,282 per year while the poor average 24,148, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Condors are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and Abiayala has designated São Pedro das Colinas as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abiayala's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abiayala is ranked 39,526^th in the world and 10^th in South America for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,722.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.