The Dominion of Discordia Magna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Humperdink V with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 41.709 billion Discordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discord. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The large but stagnant Discordian economy, worth 656 trillion Lyras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 15,735 Lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Discordia Magna, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discordia Magna's national animal is the Squab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Discordia Magna is ranked 127,747^th in the world and 6^th in Discordia for Safest, scoring 70.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.