Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Brotherhood of Malice
Population | 34.282 billion |
Capital | Imperialia |
Leader | Avakael |
Faith | Cruor |
Currency | Halicarnassus |
Animal | White Phoenix |
The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.282 billion Imperialians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 19,115 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 557,595 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,188,329 per year while the poor average 5,454, a ratio of 951 to 1.
Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Imperialia, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.
Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 285,050th in the world and 247th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 10.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Imperialia.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Klaus Devestatorie lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, foreign workers are flooding in as Halicarnassuses flood out.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.