Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Nintendo
Population | 43.358 billion |
Capital | Small Village |
Leader | Sam |
Faith | Toastology |
Currency | Planet Sized Wine Gum |
Animal | Batman |
The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.358 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,815 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,010,541 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,039 per year while the poor average 242,999, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.
Los Santos is ranked 142,237th in the world and 2nd in Nintendo for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,390.04 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Transport, Highest Average Incomes, Most Corrupt Governments, and Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Sam's credibility no favours.
- : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.