The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 583 million Cascadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cascadian economy, worth 49.8 trillion coffee cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,366 coffee cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. NorPac Liberation Front's national animal is the weaponized moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NorPac Liberation Front is ranked 18,268^th in the world and 3^rd in The Caffeinated Confederation for Safest, scoring 114.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.