The Galactic Imperial Reich of 5th American Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tzar Iocon II with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.211 billion Amerykanie are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient amerykański economy, worth 322 trillion Pieniądzes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,838 Pieniądzes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and no one gossips with Tzar Iocon II during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5th American Empire's national animal is the Wielki Smók, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

5th American Empire is ranked 197,715^th in the world and 14^th in Raxulan Empire for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.