by Max Barry

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Testregionia

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A Badly Conceived Designation

Population18.523 billion

Capital~~CAPITAL~~
Leader~~LEADER~~
Faith~~FAITH~~

Currency~~CURRENCY~~
Animal~~ANIMAL~~

The NationStates ~~TYPE~~ of A Badly Conceived Designation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ~~LEADER~~ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.523 billion ~~DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL~~ are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ~~CAPITAL~~. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ~~DEMONYMADJECTIVE~~ economy, worth a remarkable 3,405 trillion ~~CURRENCY~~s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,834 ~~CURRENCY~~s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime, and ABCD-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Badly Conceived Designation's national animal is the ~~ANIMAL~~, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ~~FAITH~~.

A Badly Conceived Designation is ranked 285,871st in the world and 37th in Testregionia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.81 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thMost Primitive: 68thMost Avoided: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141stHighest Crime Rates: 161stMost Armed: 231stMost Devout: 371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 415thLargest Mining Sector: 434thFattest Citizens: 483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 491stMost Efficient Economies: 1,123rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,867thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,874thLargest Black Market: 3,179thBest Weather: 3,335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,441stMost Stationary: 5,516thHighest Economic Output: 6,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,825thMost Influential: 8,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,316thHighest Average Incomes: 13,045thNudest: 13,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,278thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,031stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,212thMost Authoritarian: 25,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,591stLargest Governments: 28,092nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, ABCD-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous ~~DEMONYMADJECTIVE~~ bee.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.

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