The United States of Ununited republic of america is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 540 million iraqi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cap. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong iraqi economy, worth 40.5 trillion iraqi dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 75,065 iraqi dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-iraqi dinar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ununited republic of america's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ununited republic of america is ranked 105,820^th in the world and 4,178^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.97 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.