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The Republic of Allofthenamesaretaken

“Leave me alone”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: 10000 Islands

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Allofthenamesaretaken

Population1.458 billion

CapitalAllcitiesarestupid
FaithReligionisstupid

CurrencyDreg
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Republic of Allofthenamesaretaken is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.458 billion Allofthenamesaretakenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allcitiesarestupid. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Allofthenamesaretakenian economy, worth 136 trillion Dregs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,306 Dregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, Great White Sharks are considered a delicacy, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allofthenamesaretaken's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religionisstupid.

Allofthenamesaretaken is ranked 237,920th in the world and 1,123rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,398thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,133rdMost Influential: 8,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,123rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,889thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,363rdBest Weather: 13,296thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,312thHighest Food Quality: 15,047thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,915thMost Inclusive: 19,674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,632ndMost Patriotic: 22,201stMost Secular: 22,656thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 24,513thSmartest Citizens: 25,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,488thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,506th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, the Top 5% for Best Weather, and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, Great White Sharks are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.

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