The United States of The Polar Reigons is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Polar Bear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.231 billion Polar Reigonsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo City. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Reigonsian economy, worth 153 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,811 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime is totally unknown. The Polar Reigons's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

The Polar Reigons is ranked 75,411^th in the world and 1,411^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,287.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.