The Empire of Anglischland Kaiserreich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm V von Hohenzollern with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.43 billion Anglisches enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglischland Kaiserreichian economy, worth 338 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,356 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Anglischland Kaiserreich will pay them to stop, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. Anglischland Kaiserreich's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglischland Einigtet Kirchen.

Anglischland Kaiserreich is ranked 136,806^th in the world and 2,981^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 11.37 flags saluted per person per day.