The Empire of Alsakah is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.119 billion Alsakans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Jorge. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsakahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Alashes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,584 Alashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, there's never enough space in space, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsakah's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alsakah is ranked 61,292^nd in the world and 2,873^rd in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 503.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.