The Unified People of Tovenia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thane Yan-Ronson with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.302 billion Tovenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hougun. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tovenian economy, worth 984 trillion Lys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,851 Lys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Tovenia has found 5 easter eggs), Thane Yan-Ronson has killer fashion sense, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tovenia's national animal is the Tree Weasle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Non-existent.

Tovenia is ranked 100,328^th in the world and 66^th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,814.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.