The Holy Empire of Arcifia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Olympe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.34 billion Arcifians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympia DO. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Arcifian economy, worth 787 trillion unidolls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 107,313 unidolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcifia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Olympisme.

Arcifia is ranked 43,220^th in the world and 5^th in Warzone Asia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 701.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.