The Grand Duchy of Arnautia is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 27.403 billion Arnauts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnötvár. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Arnautian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion líras a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,707 líras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Arnautia's national animal is the turul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Arnautia is ranked 124,696^th in the world and 3,327^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 114.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.