The Republic of Asantia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adam Rila with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.305 billion Asantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markador. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Asantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,574 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Asantian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asantia's national animal is the River Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Asantia is ranked 8,931^st in the world and 1^st in Beastopia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,704.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.