The Entirely Average Republic of United Hawkland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew McConnison with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 3.226 billion Hawklandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Østad. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Hawklandian economy, worth 238 trillion Hawklandian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,970 Hawklandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies, Andrew McConnison spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Hawkland's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Hawkland is ranked 107,892^nd in the world and 30^th in Anaia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,515.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.