The Monarchical Federation of Austria Hungarey is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Ferdinand V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its burgeoning Wolf population. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.793 billion Austro-Hungarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The Austro-Hungarian economy, worth 85.3 trillion Austrian Kroner a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,568 Austrian Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, Austria Hungarey has designated Vienna as its capital city, Kaiser Ferdinand V has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Christianity has been named as Austria Hungarey's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria Hungarey's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Austria Hungarey is ranked 81,381^st in the world and 1^st in The Tea for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.