The Free Pink Land of Barurot is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chocoball Mukai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.818 billion Barurotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barurot City. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Barurotian economy, worth a remarkable 6,007 trillion Orgies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,754 Orgies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, the nation is so apathetic that Barurotians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Barurot's national animal is the serial philanderer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hedonism.

Barurot is ranked 284,159^th in the world and 7^th in The ProcrastiNations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.