The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.038 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 235 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,499 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kenatbek Temirzhanov has more friends than ever before, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Horse Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 36,285^th in the world and 874^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 34.44 flags saluted per person per day.