The Community of Rainbow Equals of Bavai is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Representative Vlad with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.568 billion Bavvies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celebration. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bavaian economy, worth 478 trillion papels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,793 papels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, the children of Bavai are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Bavai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bavai is ranked 135,722^nd in the world and 8^th in Fifth Wall for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.2 law-abiding acts per hour.