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The State of Gorutimania

“For peace we must strive.” Loui Garavh

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: The North Pacific

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Gorutimania

Population1.393 billion

CapitalJuhanyega
LeaderLoui Garavh
FaithChristianity

CurrencyErek
AnimalElephant

The State of Gorutimania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Loui Garavh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.393 billion Goruti are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhanyega. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goruti economy, worth 196 trillion Ereks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,406 Ereks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorutimania's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gorutimania is ranked 21,629th in the world and 858th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 267.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,848thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,660thMost Patriotic: 6,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,051stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,672ndMost Cultured: 16,413thMost Developed: 19,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 25,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 25,584thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,988thHighest Food Quality: 26,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,166th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionMost Patriotic: 210th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 299th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 368th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 378th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 391st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 430th in the regionLargest Black Market: 440th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 560th in the region

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