The Republic of Blogspot is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.169 billion Blogspotians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Blogspotian economy, worth 492 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,388 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,969 per year while the poor average 2,343, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blogspot's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Blogspot is ranked 122,595^th in the world and 3,495^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.